bottomofastairwell [2013-06-21 14:18:51 +0000 UTC]
I had Mjoll the Lioness for a while, then somewhere along the line, she glitched out and the game ate her. I tried every console command I knew, but nothing helped, couldn't move her to me, if I moved to her I just went to some empty place and she wasn't there. Tried killing her and resurrecting her, NOTHING. Her body wasn't in the DeadBodyCleanupCell (and that took some searching, I dunno how many NPC's I've accidentally killed because they got in the way of my fireballs when I was killing a dragon and I'm just like, oh well).
And the way Lydia kept saying "I am sworn to carry your burdens" like it was some horrible chore that annoyed her pissed me off, so now she just tidies my house and eats my bread. (Seriously, I leave shit on the floor in my Breezehome, and I come back and it will be sitting on a table or against a wall. Whatever bitch, at least you're useful that way).
So now I run around with Kharjo, cuz cats look cool in armour, that's why. I made him all kinds of fun armour, and named it specially for him. He has "The One Ring" and "Shit Kickers" and a helmet called "Cats Don't Like Hats" on account of they really don't. (My cat refuses to wear any kind of apparel). Plus I like Kharjo's accent. And I gave him staves to dual wield, because it highly entertains me to watch a CAT run around shooting fireballs and chain lightning and ice spikes at people. I'll just stand back and let him blow stuff up and laugh hysterically.
And that is probably more than you EVER wanted to know about my gaming habits...
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