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Description
A Math Filled Lesson
To the tune of “A Gorey Demise” by Creature Feature
Parody by AxelK4

Alright, everybody sit down
Quiet down
Books out

You’re all here today to learn some math
Like every day, we’ll start with A and we’ll end with Z

Alright, is everyone ready?
Ready!
Alright, here we go

A’s for addition which is kinda cool
B is for base a geometry rule
C is for circle, oh how plain
D is for discount, good prices you’ll gain
E is for equation, just add five
F is for formula, they’ll help you survive
G is for graph where data can bloom
H is for height, how high a shape looms

Day by day we learn our stuff
Work in our books, it’s kinda rough
We can’t stop, no we can’t get enough
We work up and down
We add and subtract
Multiply and divide
We know our facts far and wide
The teacher as our guide
We work up and down

I is for integer, a piece of cake
J is for nothing but we’ll write the song, whatever it takes
K is for nothing either, but need to go all the way through as I said
L is for line, completely infinite or so we read
M is for markup, the retail price to fix
N is for number, kind of like six
O is for odds, we’ll learn that in class
P’s for proportion, to do percents really fast

Day by day we learn our stuff
Work in our books, it’s kinda rough
We can’t stop, no we can’t get enough
We work up and down
We add and subtract
Multiply and divide
We know our facts far and wide
The teacher as our guide
We work up and down

Q is for quotient, learn it or fail
R is for radius, it will soon avail
S is for scale, soon you will know
T is for term, that’s the way to go
U is for upper, you know this, you should
V’s for variable, write ‘x’ and you’re good
W’s for whole, that’s not too bizarre
X is for x-axis which looks like a long bar
Y is for y-axis, top to bottom on a coordinate plane
Z is for zero
That is really
Nothing

Description
A Math Filled Lesson
To the tune of “A Gorey Demise” by Creature Feature
Parody by AxelK4

Alright, everybody sit down
Quiet down
Books out

You’re all here today to learn some math
Like every day, we’ll start with A and we’ll end with Z

Alright, is everyone ready?
Ready!
Alright, here we go

A’s for addition which is kinda cool
B is for base a geometry rule
C is for circle, oh how plain
D is for discount, good prices you’ll gain
E is for equation, just add five
F is for formula, they’ll help you survive
G is for graph where data can bloom
H is for height, how high a shape looms

Day by day we learn our stuff
Work in our books, it’s kinda rough
We can’t stop, no we can’t get enough
We work up and down
We add and subtract
Multiply and divide
We know our facts far and wide
The teacher as our guide
We work up and down

I is for integer, a piece of cake
J is for nothing but we’ll write the song, whatever it takes
K is for nothing either, but need to go all the way through as I said
L is for line, completely infinite or so we read
M is for markup, the retail price to fix
N is for number, kind of like six
O is for odds, we’ll learn that in class
P’s for proportion, to do percents really fast

Day by day we learn our stuff
Work in our books, it’s kinda rough
We can’t stop, no we can’t get enough
We work up and down
We add and subtract
Multiply and divide
We know our facts far and wide
The teacher as our guide
We work up and down

Q is for quotient, learn it or fail
R is for radius, it will soon avail
S is for scale, soon you will know
T is for term, that’s the way to go
U is for upper, you know this, you should
V’s for variable, write ‘x’ and you’re good
W’s for whole, that’s not too bizarre
X is for x-axis which looks like a long bar
Y is for y-axis, top to bottom on a coordinate plane
Z is for zero
That is really
Nothing