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I've been told I'm here to issue an apology, so here you all are. I apologize sincerely and with every fiber of my synthetic body for eating Lali's hard drive, despite the fact that it was hellishly delicious and absolutely worth the trouble. In my defense, the bitch was hoarding data. I have provided three choice statistics which ought to illuminate the vexing nature of this matter:

1. Aforementioned bitch had on her desktop no fewer than 20 inactive icons, and she repeatedly ignored the warnings of my close childhood friend and mentor the Desktop Cleanup Wizard. Such ridiculous behaviour warranted a sort of forced cleanup on my part, surely.

2. I found, deep in Miss Lardy's files, a number of folders named 'tax receipts' and 'old bills' which did not, in fact, contain any of the above. They instead contained numerous videos and/or photographs, the contents of which I am not permitted to mention here. I can however say that Lali has terrible taste. Considering that the folder names did not in any way match their contents, I could only assume that she had since copied the files to a more appropriate location and had forgotten to delete the old files. So, I performed this task for her out of the goodness of my core. I can be pious too, you see.

3. After performing some minor calculations, I discovered that the last time Miss Loli emptied her Recycle Bin was... never. I hope you grasp the implications of this statistic. The contents of that recycle bin could easily have fed a large family of small computers for at least a day. Instead of pressing charges, I deigned to empty the bin for her instead. It was sublime, for your information.

I do hope you will take the above factors into consideration when passing formal judgements on my character and see that I am in fact a model system administrator and a loyal servant of all meatbags. You may now exit this window or submit written comments in the space provided below.

Yours, but mostly mine,
Skylight 3000X, Model 4.7, Unit 67829
But you will call me Elmira.

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I've been told I'm here to issue an apology, so here you all are. I apologize sincerely and with every fiber of my synthetic body for eating Lali's hard drive, despite the fact that it was hellishly delicious and absolutely worth the trouble. In my defense, the bitch was hoarding data. I have provided three choice statistics which ought to illuminate the vexing nature of this matter:

1. Aforementioned bitch had on her desktop no fewer than 20 inactive icons, and she repeatedly ignored the warnings of my close childhood friend and mentor the Desktop Cleanup Wizard. Such ridiculous behaviour warranted a sort of forced cleanup on my part, surely.

2. I found, deep in Miss Lardy's files, a number of folders named 'tax receipts' and 'old bills' which did not, in fact, contain any of the above. They instead contained numerous videos and/or photographs, the contents of which I am not permitted to mention here. I can however say that Lali has terrible taste. Considering that the folder names did not in any way match their contents, I could only assume that she had since copied the files to a more appropriate location and had forgotten to delete the old files. So, I performed this task for her out of the goodness of my core. I can be pious too, you see.

3. After performing some minor calculations, I discovered that the last time Miss Loli emptied her Recycle Bin was... never. I hope you grasp the implications of this statistic. The contents of that recycle bin could easily have fed a large family of small computers for at least a day. Instead of pressing charges, I deigned to empty the bin for her instead. It was sublime, for your information.

I do hope you will take the above factors into consideration when passing formal judgements on my character and see that I am in fact a model system administrator and a loyal servant of all meatbags. You may now exit this window or submit written comments in the space provided below.

Yours, but mostly mine,
Skylight 3000X, Model 4.7, Unit 67829
But you will call me Elmira.

More Elmira:

More X-Crew:

Lali, Elmira, and X-Crew are © Me c: