Treizar [2012-12-26 05:15:13 +0000 UTC]
Watson: Holmes, where are your pants?
Holmes: A fascinating question, Watson. The obvious answer is, of course, not around my legs.
Watson: But WHY are your pants not around your legs, Holmes, as they ought to be?
Holmes: That, my dear Watson, is a long, complex, but strangely humorous story. You see, it all began when I was....
(Three hours later)
Holmes:...at which point I stuffed the lawn gnome into the cannon I had loaded before entering the library, fired the weapon, and destroyed the stolen hot air balloon carrying the criminal and his accomplices. And that, my dear Watson, is why I am not wearing any pants. Are there any other questions?
Watson: Just one, Holmes, just one, though I know I shall regret asking it: What kind of school were the counterfeiters using as a cover for their work?
Holmes: Why, I believe it was Elementary, Watson, an Elementary School.
Watson: I should have known...
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