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JUST KIDDING
but seriously these characters are so
dostoevsky
they're really silly characters but they have a lot of hat tips to the Brothers Karamazov and Crime and Punishment
OH yeah so I never really had a ref sheet for these two, since it was kind of weird with felix and fyodor being in two separate storylines (and timelines)
anyways
unfortunately i probably need to pass chemistry this year, thats a little important, so i may not be on much for the next week or so
wish me luck you guys!

ONTO THE CHAR SHEETS and i'll totally pick out all the Dostoevsky references at the end here, just for my own reference

THE TWINS DEMIDOVSKY.

age: 27
height: A WHOPPING 6' 11" ! my tallest characters EVER... FUCKING RUSSIANS MAN
place of birth: SIBERIA. YES. JUST KIDDING. THE UKRAINE, FORMERLY THE USSR

Felix isn't taller than Fyodor, he just has waaaaaaaaaaaay better posture

FYODOR 'NIKO' DEMIDOVSKY (left)
the niko stands for..... you guessed it. raskolnikov. thanks mr. d
HIIIIISTORY: FYODOR grew up quite normally, kind of, he was twin 1 of 2. his parents had enough money to only send ONE child, so Fyodor kind of lucks out at the very beginning of his life, being the one left with his parents in RUSSIA. This will happen many times again in his life, lucking out, that is. Fyodor has shit luck.
That being said, he's also really REALLY not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's always had an amazing gift for creative endeavors, as well as sword fighting. hehehe he's also quite the ladies man, and he's kind of self conscious about his GAP all the time.
so he was towed around with his parents around siberia and mongolia and CHINA until he was around 17ish where he left to go find WORK, and he ends up in china, where, not even half a year of working in the fields, he gets a pretty chinese girl pregnant, her 16 and him 17. she has a baaaby, they name her Alice. they plan to wait until Fyodor's girlyfriend is 18, and then they will move to Beijing, but she dies UNEXPECTEDLY, leaving 17 year old Fyodor with a six month old child.
ehheheheheh.
he never makes it to Beijing, being UNCONDITIONALLY STUPID and also not at all fluent in Chinese, and he doesnt want to return home because his parents are gonna chew him the FUCK out b/c he's gonna return with a baby and no wife ahahaha ANYWAYS, Fyodor tries to take care of the baby and he SUCCEEDS for 3 years. Around when he is 20 he gets involved in some illegal affairs (and picks up smoking), and plans to smuggle a shit load of drugs into the US, in return of the illegal affairs guys helping get him and his daughter citizenship. Alice dies due to malnutrition and neglect, which kind of pushes his plans a little fast, and he gets to the US on a greencard but he fumbles the drug thing and lands in US prison ( I DONT KNOW WHY HE DIDNT GET DEPORTED. ILL FIGURE IT OUT LATER.). he takes the fall for some other guys too, so he gets 19 years about 9 years in prison, except, six years later, XAVIER bails him out !! XAVIER takes him to the circus, where he works for about a year-year 1/2, and then he leaves the only family he ever really knew because he's both a douchebag and a moron.
unfortunately, the circus was keeping him in the US, and so, he turns to the help of his LOVELY BROTHER...

FELIX JONES aka PAVEL DMITRI DEMIDOVSKY (right)
but he'll kick your ass if you call him pavel

let's start at the beginning
not that anyone is reading this but me
i like this archival system dA has
ANYWAYS
FELIIXXX is the brother who, luckily, was sent to the US by BOAT. ahahaha.
shit happens and he gets adopted by a nice, rich, conservative white supremacist family in McKinney, Texas.
He grows up fairly normally as well. Unlike his twiiiiiiiiin, he happens to be a GENIUS and shows talent in science and engineering and concepts that fyodor wouldnt ever be able to understand without a 'simple russian' button on wikipedia
one catch.
felix is also a class 5 psychopath.
mmmmmmm YOU CAN TAKE THE BABY OUTTA RUSSIA BUT YA CANT TAKE THE RUSSIA OUTTA THE BABY
he would gut you like a fish if he heard you say that
he grows up by FELIX JONES, and isnt even mildly aware that he was adopted until he sees Fyodor 26 years later
he has a nice north texan accent, and is the most patriotic person you'll ever meet
he hates women, non-white races, non-christian religions and foreigners
er, well, he doesnt hate foreigners that much, but he would like you to know that hes better than you because he's american
that being said, the country he hates the most is probably RUSSIA
he didnt take it very well, it being his original place of birth
oh yeah ANYWAYS he lives a pretty nice life, his foster parents 'mysteriously' die, graduates with a degree in COMPUTER ENGINEERING, and runs a repair shop/ technology store.
and in his spare time he's a professional thief/serial killer/rapist

SO when Fyodor leaves his circus, Felix offers to help him-
oh by the way, they despise each other
a lot
Felix hates Fyodor because he's russian and ... yeah
and Fyodor doesnt HATE Felix but he's always had this deep rooted resentment of him because he was the one who got stuck in russia XD
ANYWAYS Felix says hes helping him out because 'we're brothers, its what we do <3 ' but the real reason is that if he gets CAUGHT somehow, theres no record of Felix having a twin, and PLUS Fyodor can't speak or read english very well, so he'd frame him in a heartbeat

FELIX, DESPITE BEING CLOSE MINDED to certain cough social aspects, is actually kind of chill with a lot of things.
HES ALSO IN LOVE WITH A LITTLE HARPY NAMED OYSTER. except its that kind of 'if he doesnt love me back im going to kill myself' thing
how depressing

oh yeah and Fyodor is an anime nerd, and he draws MANGA and since he's working for Felix, he's gotten some money and likes to help out at Conventions.
He also is an extremely talented tailor.

Felix can make stupid robots and shit and calculators and tutor people.

OH YEAH AHAHAH UHHH FYODOR'S A PEDOPHILE like he has a lot of lolicon and stuff and Felix's just gay
WE'RE DONE.

UGH OKAY SO
DOSTOEVSKY REFERENCES :

1) FYODOR D. D D D D DOSTOEVSKY
2) his middle name's raskolnikov, i meant, seriously
3) in the CIRQUE, he did a lot of the chores, so he often had an AXE. from CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, RASKOLNIKOV, GETTING IT?
4) FYODOR KARAMAZOV AND PAVEL SMERDYAKOV
5) the twins have this ongoing thing about their faiths, which is also kind of a hat tip to brothers karamazov

THIS IS ME NERDING OUT OVER TWO BOOKS IGNORE

okay thats it i've typed enough aahahahahahahhahahahh FML

(c) moi
xavier (c) ~missgoodbye

Description
JUST KIDDING
but seriously these characters are so
dostoevsky
they're really silly characters but they have a lot of hat tips to the Brothers Karamazov and Crime and Punishment
OH yeah so I never really had a ref sheet for these two, since it was kind of weird with felix and fyodor being in two separate storylines (and timelines)
anyways
unfortunately i probably need to pass chemistry this year, thats a little important, so i may not be on much for the next week or so
wish me luck you guys!

ONTO THE CHAR SHEETS and i'll totally pick out all the Dostoevsky references at the end here, just for my own reference

THE TWINS DEMIDOVSKY.

age: 27
height: A WHOPPING 6' 11" ! my tallest characters EVER... FUCKING RUSSIANS MAN
place of birth: SIBERIA. YES. JUST KIDDING. THE UKRAINE, FORMERLY THE USSR

Felix isn't taller than Fyodor, he just has waaaaaaaaaaaay better posture

FYODOR 'NIKO' DEMIDOVSKY (left)
the niko stands for..... you guessed it. raskolnikov. thanks mr. d
HIIIIISTORY: FYODOR grew up quite normally, kind of, he was twin 1 of 2. his parents had enough money to only send ONE child, so Fyodor kind of lucks out at the very beginning of his life, being the one left with his parents in RUSSIA. This will happen many times again in his life, lucking out, that is. Fyodor has shit luck.
That being said, he's also really REALLY not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's always had an amazing gift for creative endeavors, as well as sword fighting. hehehe he's also quite the ladies man, and he's kind of self conscious about his GAP all the time.
so he was towed around with his parents around siberia and mongolia and CHINA until he was around 17ish where he left to go find WORK, and he ends up in china, where, not even half a year of working in the fields, he gets a pretty chinese girl pregnant, her 16 and him 17. she has a baaaby, they name her Alice. they plan to wait until Fyodor's girlyfriend is 18, and then they will move to Beijing, but she dies UNEXPECTEDLY, leaving 17 year old Fyodor with a six month old child.
ehheheheheh.
he never makes it to Beijing, being UNCONDITIONALLY STUPID and also not at all fluent in Chinese, and he doesnt want to return home because his parents are gonna chew him the FUCK out b/c he's gonna return with a baby and no wife ahahaha ANYWAYS, Fyodor tries to take care of the baby and he SUCCEEDS for 3 years. Around when he is 20 he gets involved in some illegal affairs (and picks up smoking), and plans to smuggle a shit load of drugs into the US, in return of the illegal affairs guys helping get him and his daughter citizenship. Alice dies due to malnutrition and neglect, which kind of pushes his plans a little fast, and he gets to the US on a greencard but he fumbles the drug thing and lands in US prison ( I DONT KNOW WHY HE DIDNT GET DEPORTED. ILL FIGURE IT OUT LATER.). he takes the fall for some other guys too, so he gets 19 years about 9 years in prison, except, six years later, XAVIER bails him out !! XAVIER takes him to the circus, where he works for about a year-year 1/2, and then he leaves the only family he ever really knew because he's both a douchebag and a moron.
unfortunately, the circus was keeping him in the US, and so, he turns to the help of his LOVELY BROTHER...

FELIX JONES aka PAVEL DMITRI DEMIDOVSKY (right)
but he'll kick your ass if you call him pavel

let's start at the beginning
not that anyone is reading this but me
i like this archival system dA has
ANYWAYS
FELIIXXX is the brother who, luckily, was sent to the US by BOAT. ahahaha.
shit happens and he gets adopted by a nice, rich, conservative white supremacist family in McKinney, Texas.
He grows up fairly normally as well. Unlike his twiiiiiiiiin, he happens to be a GENIUS and shows talent in science and engineering and concepts that fyodor wouldnt ever be able to understand without a 'simple russian' button on wikipedia
one catch.
felix is also a class 5 psychopath.
mmmmmmm YOU CAN TAKE THE BABY OUTTA RUSSIA BUT YA CANT TAKE THE RUSSIA OUTTA THE BABY
he would gut you like a fish if he heard you say that
he grows up by FELIX JONES, and isnt even mildly aware that he was adopted until he sees Fyodor 26 years later
he has a nice north texan accent, and is the most patriotic person you'll ever meet
he hates women, non-white races, non-christian religions and foreigners
er, well, he doesnt hate foreigners that much, but he would like you to know that hes better than you because he's american
that being said, the country he hates the most is probably RUSSIA
he didnt take it very well, it being his original place of birth
oh yeah ANYWAYS he lives a pretty nice life, his foster parents 'mysteriously' die, graduates with a degree in COMPUTER ENGINEERING, and runs a repair shop/ technology store.
and in his spare time he's a professional thief/serial killer/rapist

SO when Fyodor leaves his circus, Felix offers to help him-
oh by the way, they despise each other
a lot
Felix hates Fyodor because he's russian and ... yeah
and Fyodor doesnt HATE Felix but he's always had this deep rooted resentment of him because he was the one who got stuck in russia XD
ANYWAYS Felix says hes helping him out because 'we're brothers, its what we do <3 ' but the real reason is that if he gets CAUGHT somehow, theres no record of Felix having a twin, and PLUS Fyodor can't speak or read english very well, so he'd frame him in a heartbeat

FELIX, DESPITE BEING CLOSE MINDED to certain cough social aspects, is actually kind of chill with a lot of things.
HES ALSO IN LOVE WITH A LITTLE HARPY NAMED OYSTER. except its that kind of 'if he doesnt love me back im going to kill myself' thing
how depressing

oh yeah and Fyodor is an anime nerd, and he draws MANGA and since he's working for Felix, he's gotten some money and likes to help out at Conventions.
He also is an extremely talented tailor.

Felix can make stupid robots and shit and calculators and tutor people.

OH YEAH AHAHAH UHHH FYODOR'S A PEDOPHILE like he has a lot of lolicon and stuff and Felix's just gay
WE'RE DONE.

UGH OKAY SO
DOSTOEVSKY REFERENCES :

1) FYODOR D. D D D D DOSTOEVSKY
2) his middle name's raskolnikov, i meant, seriously
3) in the CIRQUE, he did a lot of the chores, so he often had an AXE. from CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, RASKOLNIKOV, GETTING IT?
4) FYODOR KARAMAZOV AND PAVEL SMERDYAKOV
5) the twins have this ongoing thing about their faiths, which is also kind of a hat tip to brothers karamazov

THIS IS ME NERDING OUT OVER TWO BOOKS IGNORE

okay thats it i've typed enough aahahahahahahhahahahh FML

(c) moi
xavier (c) ~missgoodbye