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Being cool on Facebook is now officially more important than actually being cool. This is true because people spend hours on Facebook doing what seems like nothing and because your not likely to see all 143 of your Facebook friends. Many successful people (like Brock Obama, Brosama Bin Laden, etc.) have followed my rules to being cool and have become Facebook gods, so if you are sane then read the following. If you're insane then read it too (I need the attention).

Step 1 BE AS ANNOYING AS CRAP-CAKES: Admit it all cool people on Facebook are very annoying. This in fact is what keeps them alive (a lot of stressful things will happen if you're cool) since these people get 15+ notifications everyday they need a way to let all the notification stress out. This is where being annoying comes in. There are many ways to be annoying on Facebook so I'll list a few of them. 1. Having a middle name like "McSwaggerPants", "CoolKid", "SexyGal", or "GanstaKid".
2. Changing your profile picture every other day.
3. Having a fake same-sex partner when your not a homosexual (that may be questionable).
4. Posting pointless status updates like "at th3 P4RK" or "watching j3rs3y sh0re".
5. Post those annoying "[INSERT NAME HERE] Just Matched You With a Friend" messages on others' Walls.
Step 2 HAVE 300+ FRIENDS: Cool Facebookers need to have tons of friends. This assures the fact that you either have "connections" or that you're "pretty popular", these two things describe the soul of Facebook and part of Mark Zuckerberg's soul. Friends aren't only important for those things but also for posting "happy birthday" on your Wall every year. If you don't know up to 300 people who have an account then just add anybody who's name you've heard in the past three years (good luck with that).

Step 3 ALL YOUR QUOTES ARE BELONG TO US: In order to be cool on the Book of Faces you need to post a funny or interesting post daily and since you don't want the comedy to be milked out of you, you need a way to post funny statuses without using your own ideas. This is where plagiarism comes in, you need to find a place to get all your jokes from. This can be from a song, film, stand-up show, or television programme but CANNOT be from your brain. If you aren't into comedy then DON'T READ THIS use lyrics from a love song. Trust me it works.

Step 4 CULT OF ZYNGA: All cool people have to play some sort of Zynga game, whether it's Farmville, Hempville, Cokeville, or even LSDville doesn't matter. The reason why is currently unknown but some scientists say it has to do with natural selection and genetics.

Facebook coolness those come at a risk, many of these people experience hip dysplasia, insomnia, and many other atrocious things. This may be a result of friend-overload. Many people have reported that some "cool" Facebookers have started to play Limp Biscuit (the game not the band) and to eat Chihuahuas. Please be cool at your own risk.

Description
Being cool on Facebook is now officially more important than actually being cool. This is true because people spend hours on Facebook doing what seems like nothing and because your not likely to see all 143 of your Facebook friends. Many successful people (like Brock Obama, Brosama Bin Laden, etc.) have followed my rules to being cool and have become Facebook gods, so if you are sane then read the following. If you're insane then read it too (I need the attention).

Step 1 BE AS ANNOYING AS CRAP-CAKES: Admit it all cool people on Facebook are very annoying. This in fact is what keeps them alive (a lot of stressful things will happen if you're cool) since these people get 15+ notifications everyday they need a way to let all the notification stress out. This is where being annoying comes in. There are many ways to be annoying on Facebook so I'll list a few of them. 1. Having a middle name like "McSwaggerPants", "CoolKid", "SexyGal", or "GanstaKid".
2. Changing your profile picture every other day.
3. Having a fake same-sex partner when your not a homosexual (that may be questionable).
4. Posting pointless status updates like "at th3 P4RK" or "watching j3rs3y sh0re".
5. Post those annoying "[INSERT NAME HERE] Just Matched You With a Friend" messages on others' Walls.
Step 2 HAVE 300+ FRIENDS: Cool Facebookers need to have tons of friends. This assures the fact that you either have "connections" or that you're "pretty popular", these two things describe the soul of Facebook and part of Mark Zuckerberg's soul. Friends aren't only important for those things but also for posting "happy birthday" on your Wall every year. If you don't know up to 300 people who have an account then just add anybody who's name you've heard in the past three years (good luck with that).

Step 3 ALL YOUR QUOTES ARE BELONG TO US: In order to be cool on the Book of Faces you need to post a funny or interesting post daily and since you don't want the comedy to be milked out of you, you need a way to post funny statuses without using your own ideas. This is where plagiarism comes in, you need to find a place to get all your jokes from. This can be from a song, film, stand-up show, or television programme but CANNOT be from your brain. If you aren't into comedy then DON'T READ THIS use lyrics from a love song. Trust me it works.

Step 4 CULT OF ZYNGA: All cool people have to play some sort of Zynga game, whether it's Farmville, Hempville, Cokeville, or even LSDville doesn't matter. The reason why is currently unknown but some scientists say it has to do with natural selection and genetics.

Facebook coolness those come at a risk, many of these people experience hip dysplasia, insomnia, and many other atrocious things. This may be a result of friend-overload. Many people have reported that some "cool" Facebookers have started to play Limp Biscuit (the game not the band) and to eat Chihuahuas. Please be cool at your own risk.