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BabylonSabby — Let's All Make Fun of Axel
Published: 2009-07-02 20:46:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 6955; Favourites: 90; Downloads: 743
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I'm about to go to work, but I wanted to share this before I went. I found a video on YouTube that released Axel's real name in 358/2 days.Here's what I think Square Enix likes to do when it comes to the KH Series. I think they like to make one (or truly several) characters that stand out as just blatantly...flaming...ghey. And they're serious characters usually, so it's really easy to make fun of them, lmao. I like that. I like games and animes where characters are likeable, yet so easy to tease. Like Axel!!!
Axel's this cool...suave kind of bad boy...but we all know the truth. He's just trying to act that way so no one gives him crap about his real name, lmao, and how girly it is.
Except Roxas. Roxas can do it cause the two are tight.
During smex Roxas can make Axel's ego of coolness shoot way up.
Outside of smex it's another story. It's Axel bashing all the way. XD
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LEA!
His name is Lea, omg...*goes to work cracking up*
Axel (Lea!), Roxas, and Kingdom Hearts---Disney and Square Enix.
EDIT: Alright, some know-it-alls have to be all, "I'm smarter and better than you" and correct me on the friggin' name pronounciations and spellings. This is shit I already know now and I just want to make that clear so they'll shut up about it.
If I come off as grumpy, it's because at this moment I've just come home from vacation and I'm sunburned all to hell and it hurts. Wah, wah, wah, someone call the wahmbulence, I know.
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lol there theme tune should be the guy love song from scrubs or the if you were gay from avanue Q
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I always thought the same thing. XD "And as they say, it's in your DNA! You're gaaaaayyyy!!" The actual song is really sad, though. >< Squeenix just HAD to give them an emo theme song.
As if they weren't emo enough.
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lol yh stll one of my fave vids x
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May I point out that Lea (in this case) is pronounced Lee? Instant kill-joy when you already know that.
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is that realy his name and wats up with the changing names thing
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lol yea i thought so too until SquareEnix had to ruin my fun and say it's pronounced Lee. stupid SquareEnix...
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his name is spelled lea but its pronuced lee and i thought the chick in startrek's name was laya?????
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Dude my friend looked it up and Axel's Somebody, Lea(pronounced lee, because I have 358/2 days and they say it) Is a Girl.XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Guess that means he really is GAY!
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LEA IS A CHICA?!!!
SCANDALOUUUS!
Yes. And he/she likes...younger...guys. And possibly girls. O_O
So it's settled then.
The mystery is solved.
Axel is bisexual!
....
And a pedophile!
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Yup.
so......
He's Santa Claus?
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O_O !!!
Omg, everything is so clear!
On Dasher, on Dancer, on, Prancer and...Vexen?
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XD
I can imagine Roxas and Xion being Elves.
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Lmao!
When the kids...don't quite cut it...Roxas and Xion are there to help.
(Kinky!)
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poor Axey.
But we can all give shit to Xemnas.
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I just played through that part and I heard Lee, of course subs say Lea. Of course as soon as I heard Saix say Axel's real name I busted up laughing so it could have been Lea.
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XDD Yeah, maybe it -was- Lea, but the editors though, "Naaah, as funny as it is, we're not going to put Axel through that..."
So to our dismay...they censored 'Lea' with 'Lee'. Mur.
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My theory is that 'Axel' was the best organization name for 'Lea' but Axel is a male's name so in transition from Lea to Axel she had to have a sex change.
There are a lot of cut scenes where Axel acts more like a teenage girl with a crush, and it would explain the tenative relationship with Xion as well.
Anyway either way everyone I spoke to before this game joked that Axel was a girl.
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Or with Roxas for that matter, lol. (Axel really can't make up his freakin' mind...) I've noticed a few times that when Roxas would be pining for Xion...Axel would have a jealous face like, "Man, fuck Xion..."
But at the same time...
"Xion's not that bad...Who should I frickin' have a crush on?!"
Yep. You're right. Sounds like a teenaged girl to me.
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Beat the game, turns out it's pronounced Lee.
Oh well, still hilarious.
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Omg, really?! Awww. Just crush all my hopes and dreams to smithereens why don't you.
I -guess- I could see how Lea (which is supposed! to-under Star Wars fandom doctrine-be pronounced 'layah' ) would be pronounced 'Lee' in the game. >.< Sometimes it is pronounced 'Lee'. But...whatever Star Wars says goes according to a lot of people out there. xD
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ha, that was pretty much my reaction too.
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so apparently Roxas has the same camera as you...pink as could be...^^
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That -is- my pink camera, lmao. Or Marluxia's.... o.O;;;
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Square Enix is so fucked up
I laughed all througohut this comic xD
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Oh God, your avvy! XDD iconSoraplz much?
...
Let's see if that works. XD
Holy crap it does. O_O
In your case, it can be.... iconSoraPlayz.
There. Fixed it.
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Axel=LEA?! rofl!
tch, its better than Ela tho,
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I agree. I still think they did it as a joke, though, lol.
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Is there an Akuroku theme song now?! 
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There is. It's really pretty too.
[link]
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Thanks! 
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Yeah. You'd think it'd be remoreseful and angsty...or angry (cause Axel gets mad a lot, lol), but it's not. It's bittersweet.
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Yeah, because they are best friends, and this does take place before Roxas left the Organization
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