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BaileyDelRosa โ APH Twilight
Published: 2010-03-23 16:15:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 4649; Favourites: 124; Downloads: 36
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I watched New Moon yesterday...now...I have no problem with people who like the series. But I don't....Let me rephrase that, I would like the series if Edward and Bella weren't in it. I swear to god, after watching the second movie all I can say is, "BELLA! YOU ARE A F-ING BITCH!"
Seriously...she does not deserve happiness! Jacob deserves sooooo much better than her! And her dad! My god! I feel sorry for him cause if I were her father and she pulled that kind of shit with me...I would not hesitate for A SECOND to beat the stupid out of her.
Now...I'm not a violent person by nature, but Bella is what I like to call a "Rage Inducing Character".
This is me thinking about Bella -->
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But anyway! Yeah, that's what inspired this...I'll probably do a few more like it continuing the little "Saga".
Basically, Alfred's a Twitard (hey, I like how it sounds...like I love the word Narutard too...=3= so sue me) and Arthur is just like " " Because we all know that Arthur's authors are the shizznit! >8D
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Luckily America is capable of some good literature, just look at E.E. Doc Smith, who wrote the Lensman and Skylark series. It's a shame that he is dead now.
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I like Britain's books better! Go Charlie Bone!
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3 Reasons for Englands Expression:
1.) Bram Stoker was from England and it pains him to see the vampire degraded like this.
2.)He knows that Lovecraft could of made a better story while he was half asleep.
3.) Arthur is jealous that Bella was not feathered as a villain in one of Shakespheres plays
4.) America is an idiot
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pushhhhhhhhh, its called HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!
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Alaska:............. We are no longer on speaking terms big brother.
Hate the series too and yes England's authors are the best.
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Alaska: Don't you give me that look!
XD
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You not the boss of me! I'm the hero! And I say it's awesome!
Where did I go wrong? Where? *sob*
Ah~ Angleterre~ Do not be sad~ Big brother is here to make you feel better oui~
Oh yeah...I can carry on a conversation with myself |D. I'm so awesome~ *shot* OTL
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LOL I know exactly how you feel XD Whenever I look at a map/flag/world history book, I can't help but think of Hetalia XD
Anyway, onto Alaska's response XD:
Alaska:*starts the "not speaking" treatment*
Alaska: Oh and you might want to run big brother England XD
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Ah, he has a few good authors. David Morrel, for instance. He pwns writing people-bloods
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But seriously he needs better authors xD More of the Morrel type 
*is so off-topic, lulz*
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And then England raped America and shot him.
Oh by the way...
Bella.
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I agree with the rant! 
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I only got up to the 7th chapter in the first book. It wasn't nearly as obnoxious as the movie but I could tell it was geared towards a certain age group so I let some of the "eye rolliness" slide.
The second move was just....omg....I don't think there was a moment where I WASN'T making a snide or (in my opinion) witty comment. I think I said in my description that my brother was none too happy with my commentary. I don't think he's a fan of Twilight but I know he hates it when I talk through movies XD.
I have nothing against people who do....but I do find it hard to enjoy ANYTHING main stream that has a large fanbase. I'm rarely taken seriously when I say I like a certain series because 90% of its fanbase is immature =3= (of course I'm being rather general).
BUT ANYWAY~ I'm glad you like it! XD
*climbs down from soap box*
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When I first read Twilight, my reaction was basically Arthur's face...XD I just really dislike Twilight DX Bella is the worst character!
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lol
I think I would have liked Twilight better if Edward and Bella weren't in it XD
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Man, I'm so happy there's people who hate Twilight, too.
Today, in our Sunday school class, our teacher was like, "And I'll bet every girl in this room has read every book in the Twilight series."
Every girl in there was nodding their head and grinning, and I immediately shot up my hand and went, "NO."
I got a highfive from some dude I don't even know because I said I hated Twilight. XD
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...Am I allowed to proclaim Alfred gay for enjoying this now? XD
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XDDDDD Arthur authors ARE the shizznit. XDDD JK ROCKS!
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i no what you mean i can't stand bella or edward >.< they completley reck the books
btw this is going straight to favs
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Lol okay I'm not much for the twilight hatedom (no I'm not a Twilight fan AT ALL) but you're artist's comment made me lol big time.
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I'm not really into hating it either...I just don't like Edward and Bella....I love all the other characters though ;A; *sob*
:'D hee hee
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Yeah I know Bella's a whiny brat, and Edward is characterless. I agree the other characters are alright. <3
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I'm with England on this one.
Alfred. You have never been so stupid.
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me when saw the movie: "well, probably the book is better..."
then...
me when I finished the book: WHAT THE FUCK???
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lol :'D I couldn't get past chapter 7 in the first book XD
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*nod nod*
:'D That was my face through the whole second movie
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hahah oh god england's face is priceless; what does Alfred see in that series anyways
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:'D IKR!
>.> I've wondered the same thing...
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Arthur face in the last panel says everything and it is priceless
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|D Doesn't it though~?
That was my face the whole way through the New Moon movie DX
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Yeah, poor Mr. Stoker What have he done to deserve such an insult to his classic?. To get the thing worse I had to watch it in dubbed in Spain-spanish and I didnt get any of the supposed jokes (no one laughed except for the characters). I looked like:...And the pun? o.ยด0
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I haven't seen any of the movies...was it really that bad?
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The first movie was bad the second was worse DX. There are parts that are alright...but I don't think it deserved all the hype it got XP
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