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A commission for . May it stand forever as a testament to everything the year 2018 represented.

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"Well Booette, I made it, despite your directions."
"Ah, Queen Koopa Bowsette, welcome! I hope you're prepared to exact revenge on your most hated nemesis."
"Yeah."
"Oh ye gods, Mario is missing! But what if...I were to capture his brother and pass him off as the real deal? Oh ho ho ho, delightfully devilish Booette."
"Uh-"
Booette with her crazy explanations, Queen Koopa Bowsette is gonna need her medication, when she hears Booette's lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight!
"Booette!"
"Bowsette, I was just, uh...making scary faces at the neighbors. Got to keep in practice. Care to join me?"
"Why is that cage melted and smoking, Booette?"
"No, that isn't smoke, It's steam. Steam from the hot water we'll be boiling Mario in. Yay, boiled Mario."
"Bowsette, I hope you're ready to fry Mario in liquid magma."
"I thought you said we were boiling him in hot water."
"D'oh no, I said hot slaughter. That's what I call magma."
"You call killing someone in lava a hot slaughter?"
"Yes, it's a regional dialect."
"Uh huh, what region?"
"Uhhh World 6?"
"Really? Well I'm from The Very Loooooong Cave, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'hot slaughter'."
"Oh, not in The Very Loooooong Cave, it's a Cave of the Bandits expression."
"I see. You know, Mario looks an awful lot like Green 'Stache."
"Oh ho ho ho, no, it's-a-him, Mario."
"My nemesis."
"Yes."
"Yeah, so you say it's Mario despite the fact he has a big 'L' on his green hat."
"Eh, you know, one thing I should, 'scuse me for one second."
"Of course."
"Awwwww, well that was wonderful, vengeance was had by all. I'm pooped."
"Yes, I should be- good lord, what is happening in there!?"
"Kart racing tournament."
"Uh, kart racing!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the world, set up entirely within your kitchen!?"
"Yes."
"May I participate in it?"
"No."
"Booette, the mansion is on fire!"
"No Chain-Chompette, it's just Rainbow Road."
"Well Booette, you are an odd ghost, but I must say, you can torture with the best of them."
"Help! Help!"

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Description
A commission for . May it stand forever as a testament to everything the year 2018 represented.

----
"Well Booette, I made it, despite your directions."
"Ah, Queen Koopa Bowsette, welcome! I hope you're prepared to exact revenge on your most hated nemesis."
"Yeah."
"Oh ye gods, Mario is missing! But what if...I were to capture his brother and pass him off as the real deal? Oh ho ho ho, delightfully devilish Booette."
"Uh-"
Booette with her crazy explanations, Queen Koopa Bowsette is gonna need her medication, when she hears Booette's lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight!
"Booette!"
"Bowsette, I was just, uh...making scary faces at the neighbors. Got to keep in practice. Care to join me?"
"Why is that cage melted and smoking, Booette?"
"No, that isn't smoke, It's steam. Steam from the hot water we'll be boiling Mario in. Yay, boiled Mario."
"Bowsette, I hope you're ready to fry Mario in liquid magma."
"I thought you said we were boiling him in hot water."
"D'oh no, I said hot slaughter. That's what I call magma."
"You call killing someone in lava a hot slaughter?"
"Yes, it's a regional dialect."
"Uh huh, what region?"
"Uhhh World 6?"
"Really? Well I'm from The Very Loooooong Cave, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'hot slaughter'."
"Oh, not in The Very Loooooong Cave, it's a Cave of the Bandits expression."
"I see. You know, Mario looks an awful lot like Green 'Stache."
"Oh ho ho ho, no, it's-a-him, Mario."
"My nemesis."
"Yes."
"Yeah, so you say it's Mario despite the fact he has a big 'L' on his green hat."
"Eh, you know, one thing I should, 'scuse me for one second."
"Of course."
"Awwwww, well that was wonderful, vengeance was had by all. I'm pooped."
"Yes, I should be- good lord, what is happening in there!?"
"Kart racing tournament."
"Uh, kart racing!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the world, set up entirely within your kitchen!?"
"Yes."
"May I participate in it?"
"No."
"Booette, the mansion is on fire!"
"No Chain-Chompette, it's just Rainbow Road."
"Well Booette, you are an odd ghost, but I must say, you can torture with the best of them."
"Help! Help!"

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