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Published: 2015-11-10 20:55:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 3124; Favourites: 81; Downloads: 67
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Description This is a sketch I did years ago but because the Holiday season is bearing down on us like a speeding freight train I felt it was appropriate to put up. After working almost twenty years in retail at an art supply store you learned to look upon the Holiday season with a rather jaded eye.

    Integrating special holiday inventory into the floor displays, dealing with items in holiday flyers but are late in arriving or never show up at all. Hint, those will be items everyone wants. Stressed out confused customers who would usually never set foot into an art store except aunt Harriet just had to have that brush set! Desperate last-minute shoppers, and the holiday music. Oh god the music! It was enough to make you drink heavy just so you could drive the damn songs out of your head!

    That said at least our store didn't suffer from the Black Friday insanity like you hear in the media. No employees being trampled to death from stampeding crowds. No tales of customers tear gassing each other just to get that last DVD player on sale. No stupid Black Friday open at Midnight store hours, and no day after Christmas rushes to return items.

    In fact the day after Christmas was usually dead. I mean ghost town, tumbleweeds blowing in the wind dead. My dad use to describe situations like this with the following saying. "You could've fired a cannon in the place and not hit anyone!" So it was several years ago I found myself running the store the day after Christmas. As the hours slowly crawled by it was becoming more and more obvious that no one was going to be coming. So as I sat at the frame counter I started scratching out this sketch of Rosemary and my raccoon avatar; then for giggles I decided to start shading it in with a black ballpoint pen. Well this is final outcome.

One of the greatest joys about my new career path is that won't have to deal with any of that crap this Holiday Season! Glee! Not my circus, not my monkeys!

I hope you like what you see. Please help make more art like this possible by supporting me at Patreon  
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Comments: 48

BondoFox [2016-01-09 19:25:29 +0000 UTC]

This has been a favorite of mine since you'd first posted it on FA.

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AKRONZRS7 [2015-11-23 07:25:06 +0000 UTC]

Black Friday???  Hah!!! Try Thanksgiving evening at WallyWorld.  Sales start at 6 PM, and this year I'm on from 2 to 11, Thurs, Fri, Sat, Sunday and Monday!!!!  Haven't seen the BT ads yet.         THE COLONEL 

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Baron-Engel In reply to AKRONZRS7 [2015-11-23 16:11:50 +0000 UTC]

You have my sympathy and trust me after almost twenty years in the retail trenches I know your pain.

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ASH-SHINE [2015-11-17 01:12:46 +0000 UTC]

coooooooooooool you are the hero      

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K4nK4n [2015-11-16 03:47:06 +0000 UTC]

Ah, cannons. Those were the days...

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Eskerata [2015-11-15 18:30:26 +0000 UTC]

I know what you mean about the holiday music driving you nuts. I work in a christian-themed food bank, so I have to listen to Christian rock all day.  (I wonder if Buddists feel the need to sing about Budda.) 

I'm glad you don't have to work retail anymore. It's hard to make a living off of art, so I wish you the best of luck.

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Baron-Engel In reply to Eskerata [2015-11-15 18:45:50 +0000 UTC]

"(I wonder if Buddists feel the need to sing about Budda.)"

Oooo! Good question? 

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SuperflyMiceguy [2015-11-13 21:52:10 +0000 UTC]

Great.

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A-4M [2015-11-12 17:15:03 +0000 UTC]

Very good here.

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Aramis-Dagaz [2015-11-11 05:13:22 +0000 UTC]

Now to see if Petina has a Black Friday Bunker and if she'll let you camp out there during the crazier days of the holiday season.

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Baron-Engel In reply to Aramis-Dagaz [2015-11-11 05:45:50 +0000 UTC]

Well since I am no longer working retail I'm just going to chill and try to get as much done as possible. December in the past has been a wipe for art and I am trying to get as much done before then because it may be a low productivity period for me.

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EarlMcClaw [2015-11-11 03:03:13 +0000 UTC]

The figures look almost chibi. And a little snub-nosed cannon.

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Baron-Engel In reply to EarlMcClaw [2015-11-11 03:15:45 +0000 UTC]

Yep. I was shooting, pun intended, for that look.

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mouseanderson [2015-11-11 01:09:24 +0000 UTC]

Need to set up closer to the mall

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Baron-Engel In reply to mouseanderson [2015-11-11 01:16:19 +0000 UTC]

No, no we don't. It allowed us to keep some our sanity during the season.

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mouseanderson In reply to Baron-Engel [2015-11-11 03:49:14 +0000 UTC]

I meant the Cannon

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Baron-Engel In reply to mouseanderson [2015-11-11 04:09:49 +0000 UTC]

Oh. That's different.

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mouseanderson In reply to Baron-Engel [2015-11-11 04:12:21 +0000 UTC]

Sure to get damage that way

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Ognimod [2015-11-11 00:55:18 +0000 UTC]

Add some swearing and this could be a rant in the style of "You Know What's Bulls**t?" by James "Angry Video Game Nerd" Rolfe.

Christmas was my favorite holiday, or, at least, I thought it was. But a person that I cannot mention by name had taken to scoffing at whoever told them it brings out the best in everyone. I won't go into the details, but they are sadly right.

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Baron-Engel In reply to Ognimod [2015-11-11 01:09:04 +0000 UTC]

It's not a bad time of the year, but this season I plan to take a very laid back and relaxed approach to it.

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ardashir [2015-11-11 00:47:55 +0000 UTC]

the holiday music. Oh god the music! It was enough to make you drink heavy just so you could drive the damn songs out of your head!

When you work retail this is one of the worst parts. I love the old carols but not when they get as badly mangled as I've heard them be; and I can still remember one year when they had that **** 'Barking Dog Carol' running seemingly nonstop from Thanksgiving to Christmas!

Your current career is to be envied.

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Baron-Engel In reply to ardashir [2015-11-11 00:49:24 +0000 UTC]

It is one of the perks. I am technically working more hours but enjoying it a whole lot more!

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ColonelYeo [2015-11-11 00:26:09 +0000 UTC]

.... You are more then welcome to try testing this theory at my store. You know, for science. ;3

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Baron-Engel In reply to ColonelYeo [2015-11-11 00:35:10 +0000 UTC]

Yeah but I seem to remember you work at one of the Big Box stores. I feel for you this time of the year.

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ColonelYeo In reply to Baron-Engel [2015-11-11 04:52:54 +0000 UTC]

You remember right. I work for Target.

But I would STILL not mind you doing it anyway. If only to watch the bit of chaos it caused. It would work like one of those, "fingers of the people who touch the swords" signs you see in Renaissance shops.

And thanks. The sympathy is very much appreciated.

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Baron-Engel In reply to ColonelYeo [2015-11-11 05:43:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh, man D-Day is coming for you soon. The day after Thanksgiving was never that frantic for us at the art store because everyone was going all Thunderdome at places like Target, Best Buys, Walmart, and Lowes. I'll drink one in honor of you on that day.

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ColonelYeo In reply to Baron-Engel [2015-11-13 23:51:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm a ten year veteran now. I'll manage somehow.

And I'll be sure to return the gesture.

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Baron-Engel In reply to ColonelYeo [2015-11-14 00:43:02 +0000 UTC]

That's it! Chin up! Godspeed and stuff like that.

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thunderbird19 [2015-11-11 00:10:30 +0000 UTC]

You seem like a 'blast' to be around!
Awesome work, keep it up!

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Baron-Engel In reply to thunderbird19 [2015-11-11 00:15:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Sevenscence [2015-11-11 00:04:32 +0000 UTC]

Marco!

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Baron-Engel In reply to Sevenscence [2015-11-11 00:14:46 +0000 UTC]

Polo!

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BenHerrin [2015-11-10 22:44:50 +0000 UTC]

HAH!  It's the old Baron back again.  And Rosemary!  Marvelous, marvelous.

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Fundz64 [2015-11-10 22:08:54 +0000 UTC]

You forgot to yell out 'Fore'

unless you were waiting for them to get hit first before yelling it out!

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Machete1220 [2015-11-10 21:49:37 +0000 UTC]

XD

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gizmo01 [2015-11-10 21:30:40 +0000 UTC]

I thought I heard someone say: Ouch

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Baron-Engel In reply to gizmo01 [2015-11-10 22:34:04 +0000 UTC]

No that was another coworker. That doesn't count.

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Veteran1972 [2015-11-10 21:21:16 +0000 UTC]

Continue to March.
You got a cannon!
Let loose another volley......
Never miss an opportunity like this.
I can just imagine Rosemary working the rammer......

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Orca19904 [2015-11-10 21:09:55 +0000 UTC]

Think it rather ironic that this pic features a cannon given how much of a role they played in your recent "I Was There" series of images. I also remember this pic from back on FA, and it's always good to see you reposting some of your older works here for us to enjoy.

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WeasleFire [2015-11-10 21:07:52 +0000 UTC]

Seems an appropriate titles since cannons take so LONG to reload.

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Baron-Engel In reply to WeasleFire [2015-11-10 21:08:50 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, no snap shooting with that thing!

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PonyTatsujin [2015-11-10 21:06:43 +0000 UTC]

Reload and...check the trajectory again. Maybe move a little to the left.

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Baron-Engel In reply to PonyTatsujin [2015-11-10 21:08:09 +0000 UTC]

Don't forget to account for the wind!

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PonyTatsujin In reply to Baron-Engel [2015-11-10 21:45:01 +0000 UTC]

Dunno how wind would affect a cannonball, but that's a good point.

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Baron-Engel In reply to PonyTatsujin [2015-11-10 22:41:53 +0000 UTC]

I was more concerned for how much black powder smoke would blow back into my face. Can't see a think after a couple rounds unless the wind blows it away. Especially inside a store.

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PonyTatsujin In reply to Baron-Engel [2015-11-10 23:50:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh...yeah. Forgot about the soot.

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Pentacoil [2015-11-10 21:04:38 +0000 UTC]

XD that's funny haha. I have somewhat of a simular situation drawn somewhere in my gallery. Love your humor in this the expressions are priceless

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Baron-Engel In reply to Pentacoil [2015-11-10 21:07:35 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like it!

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