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Batonini In reply to ??? [2012-02-12 14:19:17 +0000 UTC]

Takk! ; w ;

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Batonini In reply to Memorial-of-darkness [2011-12-04 18:50:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks :3

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-25 21:39:52 +0000 UTC]

MOM said that?!
In that case, give me one of those nuclear weapon-thing - no, thousand nuclear weapon-things!
I feel hungry~

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-25 23:10:17 +0000 UTC]

*Hand Little Carl a mattress, Mom, and hands*

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-26 17:05:05 +0000 UTC]

*looks questionig on dad*
B-but what about my roasted man-heads?

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-26 17:31:16 +0000 UTC]

Aren't you expected to hunt them yourself?! No? Figures, I always have to do these things myself...

*Pops off his head, roasts it, and hands it to Little Carl*

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-27 18:54:23 +0000 UTC]

*smirks and eats the head*
Your the best, dad!

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-27 21:05:00 +0000 UTC]

"Most thank you, son!", he answers from inside Little Carl's stomach.

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-30 15:23:13 +0000 UTC]

I still prefer human heads...

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-30 18:11:37 +0000 UTC]

*Carl's dad begins hopping around inside, exploring the depths of Little's Carl stomach* Hey, is that a submarine?

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-30 19:15:58 +0000 UTC]

Auch, dad! Stop it--
what?.. a submarine?? Oh yeah, THAT submarine..

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-30 19:51:59 +0000 UTC]

Be very careful not to digest this, son, a whole quartet of singing mustached British dudes are coming out of it!

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-25 23:10:53 +0000 UTC]

(Misspelled it!: *Hand"S" Little Carl a mattress, Mom, and hands*)

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-21 14:40:38 +0000 UTC]

IT WASN'T MEEE!!!

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-21 17:59:33 +0000 UTC]

Explain what happened, Carl! Why did you kill this person, Carl?! [link]

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-21 20:15:06 +0000 UTC]

I didn't know that stabbing him 37 times in his chest would kill him!!

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-21 22:49:20 +0000 UTC]

His hands, Carl. What did you do to them...

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-22 15:59:05 +0000 UTC]

Well, I kind of um, cooked them up. And ate them.

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-22 16:34:15 +0000 UTC]

...CAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL!!!! Why on earth would you do that?!

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-22 17:51:54 +0000 UTC]

I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands...

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-22 22:00:18 +0000 UTC]

CAAAARRRRRLLLL... What is WRONG with you, Carl?!?!

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-23 16:26:06 +0000 UTC]

I was hungry for hands! Gimmie a break!
My stomach was making the rumblies...

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-23 18:17:23 +0000 UTC]

...That only HANDS could satisfy!!! *Devours Carl*

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-23 19:18:15 +0000 UTC]

Well.. um, yes!!

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-23 22:24:40 +0000 UTC]

How are you speaking from inside my stomach, Carl?

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-24 05:57:05 +0000 UTC]

You forgot to chew me.. Traitor!!
(Heeey! That's not in the script)

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-24 06:15:57 +0000 UTC]

Chew? CHEW?!?! *Chokes and dies*
(Didn't expect that death part, I didn't...)

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-24 14:26:00 +0000 UTC]

*Crawls out of your mouth and eats your... hands*
I kill people, and eat hands...

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-24 15:38:47 +0000 UTC]

Booming voice: CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL!!! (Turns to see "Big Carl" standing above you, Little Carl.)

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-24 17:00:42 +0000 UTC]

H-hi daddy!
L-Look! There's a dead man and a dead llama in our house!

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-24 19:44:52 +0000 UTC]

Delicious. Now it is time for a nutritious breakfast, Carl. Here is your fork, your knife, and your nuclear weaponry to secure yourself a city full of roasted man-heads.

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Batonini In reply to Tuckerscreator [2011-03-25 16:05:26 +0000 UTC]

That's really tempting, dad..
But killing people is my least favourite thing to do.

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Tuckerscreator In reply to Batonini [2011-03-25 19:56:11 +0000 UTC]

Funny, that's what your mother told me when we first met. Then she ripped the tag off a mattress.

...

It went wrong...

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Batonini In reply to yukkurionion [2011-03-19 22:44:32 +0000 UTC]

OH BBY!

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yukkurionion In reply to Batonini [2011-03-20 02:05:15 +0000 UTC]

YEEESSSSS.




I PLACED THEM QUITE FAILY.

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Batonini In reply to xXpaperthinhymnXx [2011-01-21 21:46:52 +0000 UTC]

Thankies x3

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Batonini In reply to Shieila [2010-12-30 10:19:47 +0000 UTC]

Lol, haha! Great idea xD
Thankies

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Batonini In reply to hatefuel [2010-12-27 17:21:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks :'3

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hatefuel In reply to Batonini [2010-12-28 02:42:35 +0000 UTC]

no prob!

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Batonini In reply to Cornaya [2010-11-02 06:10:15 +0000 UTC]

Thankyooou!

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Batonini In reply to maialonn [2010-10-22 19:26:47 +0000 UTC]

Taaakk !! :3

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maialonn In reply to Batonini [2010-10-22 20:45:22 +0000 UTC]

Np : )

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