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Published: 2017-09-07 13:36:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 6191; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 2
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Description The Comix incarnation of Grand Karcist Ion.

Name: Ion
Aliases: the meat man, Mr. Meaty, His great meatyness
Species: Human
Gender: male
Age: 7,000 years old
Affiliation: Sarkic Cults
Rank: Ozi̮rmok

Grand Karcist Ion is the supreme leader of all Sarkic cults. Being it's sole founder, he is of the highest rank. Like his fellow Sarkesians, he has the power to cultivate flesh like one would with a tree. Legend tells that he is so powerful, he was able to make the mighty god-eater Yaldabaouth his bitch, and use him to forge his kingdom. Yeah, he still brags about it to this day. His goal is to destroy the universe, and in its place, create a new one entirely made of meat. And with high level reality bending powers like his, he's perfectly capable of doing so. Also, he always eats his salad without vegetables.

He takes advantage of his own powers whenever he can; for instance, he has completely abandoned the concept of people clothes, and made himself a gown composed of his own muscular tissue. When he brushes his teeth, he creates a toothbrush from his finger. When the toilet is clogged, well...he uses a normal plunger. He's also in a burning rivalry with CotBG leader Robert Bumaro.
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Comments: 3

theraymond777 [2018-12-20 06:00:54 +0000 UTC]

He reminds me of the Monarch from the Venture Bros for some reason.

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KrumpGrump [2017-09-08 04:00:07 +0000 UTC]

Well this is an interesting interpretation of Ion

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Batterymaster In reply to KrumpGrump [2017-09-08 06:07:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. Decided to give my universe's version of Ion a unique comedic twist.

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