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Beejeezers — Dick Figures Demotivator

Published: 2011-04-14 01:15:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 20750; Favourites: 568; Downloads: 6158
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Description For Alex's birthday:

KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SEX SEX WHO SEX WITH ME BOOM!!!!

Yeah. Happy Birthday Alex!



Dick Figures belongs to Mondo Media
This demotivational poster was made by me
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Beejeezers In reply to ??? [2015-01-11 11:14:30 +0000 UTC]

 

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xXThe-Hetalian-JetXx [2014-05-20 03:58:57 +0000 UTC]

But those don't exist either

YOU DON'T EXIST YESSSSSSSSSS

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oranges-m-thieves [2014-03-10 22:37:33 +0000 UTC]

My tingle pants won't stop existing..

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GlitterGal93 [2014-01-17 15:07:50 +0000 UTC]

You know what would be a really cool episode for Dick Figures? It could be when Blue is trying to see if Red's hat is the actual source for his superpowers and he tries to take it to see for himself!  

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Beejeezers In reply to GlitterGal93 [2014-01-17 16:09:42 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like that could be a bit of a laugh!

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Lunashygaby [2014-01-08 14:50:26 +0000 UTC]

Lol Red floating xD

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xCatherinx [2013-09-27 03:24:45 +0000 UTC]

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSa

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LeMinecraftPlayer [2013-09-04 00:48:16 +0000 UTC]

Blue:those don't exist either!

Red:YOU DON'T EXIST!YESSSSSSSSSSS!

*floats away*

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Beejeezers In reply to LeMinecraftPlayer [2013-09-04 05:16:16 +0000 UTC]

The time machine is in the back.

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Rakuku4ever [2013-07-21 21:51:44 +0000 UTC]

XD i LOVE that scene

Red: Then let's get a time machine!

Blue: They don't exist either.

Red: YOU DONT EXIST

XD lol

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cresentsky [2013-06-09 20:59:15 +0000 UTC]

xD

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spyrofanboy1 [2013-03-27 01:00:15 +0000 UTC]

you dont exist yessssss!

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KelseyEdward [2013-03-02 23:22:40 +0000 UTC]

Do you love or hate D*** Figures?

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Beejeezers In reply to KelseyEdward [2013-03-10 06:33:30 +0000 UTC]

I think they're hilarious. Why?

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Deadpool2000 [2013-01-01 20:31:14 +0000 UTC]

Love That Pick Up Line .

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flaming-musical [2012-12-22 15:23:42 +0000 UTC]

lol xD Nice

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Beejeezers In reply to flaming-musical [2012-12-24 03:44:13 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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DizzyIceSpark [2012-10-16 20:29:50 +0000 UTC]

lol nice xD love that show x3

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angelbaby1121 [2012-08-05 03:12:12 +0000 UTC]

"I am leveling up, I got bub in my cup,
I got that ass in my lap,
No make that...ass Crap!
Make that ass crap, make that, make that ass crap, make that ass crap, make. That.Ass. Crap!
make that ass clap, make that, make that ass clap... ((And so on xDD))"

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Beejeezers In reply to angelbaby1121 [2012-08-05 09:34:55 +0000 UTC]

These are sounds that sound cool.. in the microphone!

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angelbaby1121 In reply to Beejeezers [2012-08-05 16:04:13 +0000 UTC]

"Shawty got style like a swag on my feet,
I got her boobie in my hand it's like a thousand degrees,
I am red and hot fire, I am sex and appeal,
I want her thighs around my face for every one of my meals,
all the ladies love my movements, and my talented voice.."

"And if I wasn't your roomie I would complain 'bout the noise"

uhhh I can keep singing but I dunno how to spell a certain word

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Beejeezers In reply to angelbaby1121 [2012-08-06 05:45:01 +0000 UTC]

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cheese1722 [2012-08-03 03:59:45 +0000 UTC]

YOU DON'T EXIST!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS *rapes gravity*

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Beejeezers In reply to cheese1722 [2012-08-03 07:26:55 +0000 UTC]

Exactly!

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cheese1722 In reply to Beejeezers [2012-08-03 18:34:58 +0000 UTC]

poor gravity...blue probably stayed behind to comfort [her]<--(gravity)

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Beejeezers In reply to cheese1722 [2012-08-04 06:38:06 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha

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cheese1722 In reply to Beejeezers [2012-08-04 06:51:15 +0000 UTC]

well, it's true! probably...

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Beejeezers In reply to cheese1722 [2012-08-04 10:41:50 +0000 UTC]

ok XD

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luis5023 [2012-07-24 09:02:21 +0000 UTC]

Red: What if we get a time machine
Blue: they don't exist
Red: YOU DON'T EXIST YESSSSS *floats in the shop*

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Beejeezers In reply to luis5023 [2012-07-24 10:42:42 +0000 UTC]

Blu greh blah!

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luis5023 In reply to Beejeezers [2012-07-25 03:53:33 +0000 UTC]

Racoon: Soo..you want to travel to a forgotten time
Red: yes..
Racoon: but you will forever alter the course of time and--
Red: Here 50 buck
Raccon: it in the back

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Beejeezers In reply to luis5023 [2012-07-25 06:18:45 +0000 UTC]

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luis5023 In reply to Beejeezers [2012-07-25 06:28:12 +0000 UTC]

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Testsubject276 [2012-06-29 04:28:14 +0000 UTC]

PLEDGE AT KICKSTARTER.COM FOR THE DICK FIGURES MOVIE! THEY ARE ABOUT $100.000 AWAY! PLEASE SUPPORT THE AWESOME!

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Beejeezers In reply to Testsubject276 [2012-06-29 23:33:52 +0000 UTC]

I would but I can't. Sorry.

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Testsubject276 In reply to Beejeezers [2012-06-30 00:48:23 +0000 UTC]

thank you please spread the word!

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Beejeezers In reply to Testsubject276 [2012-07-01 07:45:47 +0000 UTC]

Ok

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Testsubject276 In reply to Beejeezers [2012-07-03 08:36:02 +0000 UTC]

Yay! Thank you! Spread the word

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Jinchuuriki15 [2012-04-12 19:49:18 +0000 UTC]

Lol <--- Epic comment cuz I'm awesome!

Red: I thought I told you to go home...
Me: *walks away*

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Beejeezers In reply to Jinchuuriki15 [2012-04-12 23:03:04 +0000 UTC]

Ffft, lol is my primary response.. all while maintaining my Kristen Stewart-esque expression of vague stoicism.

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Jinchuuriki15 In reply to Beejeezers [2012-04-13 10:18:51 +0000 UTC]

lmao!

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Esitaro3670 [2012-04-03 15:42:10 +0000 UTC]

i wish fly like that guy XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

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Beejeezers In reply to Esitaro3670 [2012-04-04 01:25:54 +0000 UTC]

Everyone wants to fly like that guy XD

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Esitaro3670 In reply to Beejeezers [2012-04-04 02:44:45 +0000 UTC]

thanks too much

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Beejeezers In reply to Esitaro3670 [2012-04-04 09:29:57 +0000 UTC]

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Esitaro3670 In reply to Beejeezers [2012-04-04 16:32:34 +0000 UTC]

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Yoshachu [2012-03-20 21:24:58 +0000 UTC]

Blue: Time machines don't exist either!
Red: You don't exist! Yes~! (Hovers away)

That cracked me up!

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Beejeezers In reply to Yoshachu [2012-03-21 06:42:06 +0000 UTC]

One of the best bits.

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Yoshachu In reply to Beejeezers [2012-03-21 10:45:09 +0000 UTC]

I know, right?

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Jettheninja12 [2012-03-15 06:53:10 +0000 UTC]

LOl Woa

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