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This is the continuation of that stupidily-funky-improv story from my daily blog.

(19) BERNARDINA: Oooh, ahhh, I am magnetically yours.
Your wish is my command, Master.
(20) THE PORTRAIT: Your aunt and uncle, Nina. Get rid of them and their sick minds. To do this, take this assistant!
(21) THE PORTRAIT: Nicasio is a delicate assassin machine… Treat it like it was a newly sharpened razor-blade.”
(22) BERNARDINA: “Ooooh yes, master. He does look very dangerous…”
THE PORTRAIT: “Don’t you act smart on me, li’l girl. Let’s go now, don’t lose any time!”
(23) NARRATOR: Bernardina and Nicasio. Hellish couple.
(24) BERNARDINA: “Kill-Kill-Kill-Kill-Kill-Kill-Kill”
Nicasio: “Hoot-hoot!”
(25) BERNARDINA: “Kill-Kill-Ki—“
Nicasio: “Hoot??”
(26) THE AUNT: “We meet again, ‘Bernie’… And I am not the weird aunt anymore: I’m your worst nightmare!”
(27) THE AUNT: “Hubby, feed this maggot to Jacinto. And don’t you forget to strip her bare first!

Many-many thanks to ~Grevola (19,20) and ~Tonygenio (20-27) for the accurate translation!!

Description
This is the continuation of that stupidily-funky-improv story from my daily blog.

(19) BERNARDINA: Oooh, ahhh, I am magnetically yours.
Your wish is my command, Master.
(20) THE PORTRAIT: Your aunt and uncle, Nina. Get rid of them and their sick minds. To do this, take this assistant!
(21) THE PORTRAIT: Nicasio is a delicate assassin machine… Treat it like it was a newly sharpened razor-blade.”
(22) BERNARDINA: “Ooooh yes, master. He does look very dangerous…”
THE PORTRAIT: “Don’t you act smart on me, li’l girl. Let’s go now, don’t lose any time!”
(23) NARRATOR: Bernardina and Nicasio. Hellish couple.
(24) BERNARDINA: “Kill-Kill-Kill-Kill-Kill-Kill-Kill”
Nicasio: “Hoot-hoot!”
(25) BERNARDINA: “Kill-Kill-Ki—“
Nicasio: “Hoot??”
(26) THE AUNT: “We meet again, ‘Bernie’… And I am not the weird aunt anymore: I’m your worst nightmare!”
(27) THE AUNT: “Hubby, feed this maggot to Jacinto. And don’t you forget to strip her bare first!

Many-many thanks to ~Grevola (19,20) and ~Tonygenio (20-27) for the accurate translation!!