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Published: 2011-07-16 19:31:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 707; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 7
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Description HOMOPHOBES, AWAY.

This is Max. A Pepsi gijinka. Sue me. So liek:

Name: Max Howard
Age: 21
Height: 1.82. [Sue him.]
Weight: 78 kgs. [Do that one more time.]
Orientation: WELL HE'S NOT STRAIGHT. [SUE ME AGAIN.]
Personality: He's the most selfish thing alive you'll ever see. He's possessive, egocentric and really crazy. He's a bitch, but you can love him very easily. He's not really into stable relationships /shot
Likes: Anything that sparkles [Except Edward Cullen. He'd turn straight if Edward was gay /shot], summer, his sunglasses [DO NOT take them off], meeting new people etc.
Dislikes: COLA. Nico [link] is a HUGE exception and erm... women.
History: His parents left and he is alone with his brother
bluhbluh
Family/people in his life:
- 3729520345624985624952 ex-boyfriends
- 1 ex-girlfriend [that's how he turned gay ;D /shot]
- his HOMOPHOBE brother eue
- Nico [probably the only one he'll be able to have a stable relationship]
- bluh. his parents

Might write more, since I want to make a drinks gijinkas group eue Until now Akuno has 7UP, Cez has Cola, Mika has Dr. Pepper, Tonny has Red Bull and I'm with Pepsai ;D Und Haru has Fanta eue Em has Sprite~ [~emmyberrie34 ] Probably Em[~emmy25 ] will have Lipton [mai bine ia-ti Nestea |D] CHIEB HAS ORANGINA <3

REF INSANELY USED.

ADE, I SWEAR I'M DOING DUSK NEXT D8
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Comments: 73

3Peoples [2011-07-18 15:46:30 +0000 UTC]

Daca ai stii ce ciudat se vedea dininbox!!!!!!
Mam spart de ras la descriere XD XD XD
Nico: -sues him foreva- >BC
....-Cezy sues him some moar- ouo

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bexx-loxx In reply to 3Peoples [2011-07-18 15:52:54 +0000 UTC]

eue?
ASTA ERA SI IDEEA <3
Max: -cuddles foreva-
San: eue *is happy as hell

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3Peoples In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-18 15:59:08 +0000 UTC]

Nu i.treba
<3<3<
Nico: -kicks in sensibile spot foreva-
Cezy: ouo.....

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bexx-loxx In reply to 3Peoples [2011-07-18 16:23:42 +0000 UTC]

Ba da.
<3
Max: -cries foreva-
San: 8I

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3Peoples In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-18 16:28:12 +0000 UTC]

Bun.
<3
Nico: -Happeeeeeh-
Cezy: ouo?

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bexx-loxx In reply to 3Peoples [2011-07-22 09:36:49 +0000 UTC]

Max: BUT ILU, FOO! D8<
San: Tsssk.

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3Peoples In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-27 11:39:12 +0000 UTC]

No strike cus im leeeizi
Nico: Dont say that without knowing me better!-facepalm-
Cezy: o u o

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bexx-loxx In reply to 3Peoples [2011-08-01 10:29:59 +0000 UTC]

Max: Too bad eue <3
San: e-e

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opiumTragedia [2011-07-18 09:25:18 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA. DAT FACE.

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bexx-loxx In reply to opiumTragedia [2011-07-18 10:09:50 +0000 UTC]

eue

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ShizukaXSasuke [2011-07-18 02:45:13 +0000 UTC]

How does he have that many ex-boyfriends??XD

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bexx-loxx In reply to ShizukaXSasuke [2011-07-18 08:52:45 +0000 UTC]

IDK, it's for the lulz xDD

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ShizukaXSasuke In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-19 01:51:53 +0000 UTC]

Well I lulz a lot at it XD

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bexx-loxx In reply to ShizukaXSasuke [2011-07-19 07:24:35 +0000 UTC]

Mission accomplished <3

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ShizukaXSasuke In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-19 21:14:17 +0000 UTC]

Huzzah!

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EternallyEthereal [2011-07-17 23:00:51 +0000 UTC]

LMAO THIS IS GREAT <3333

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bexx-loxx In reply to EternallyEthereal [2011-07-18 08:52:51 +0000 UTC]

LOL THANKS xD

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EternallyEthereal In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-20 23:09:52 +0000 UTC]

QuQ No prob!

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lertiao [2011-07-17 11:29:52 +0000 UTC]

HELL YEAH
his face amuses me.


OH, RIGHT
I HAD RED BULL
TROLOLOL

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bexx-loxx In reply to lertiao [2011-07-17 12:26:11 +0000 UTC]

INORITE?

eue

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lertiao In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-17 13:41:11 +0000 UTC]

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houteian [2011-07-17 10:50:49 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHA. Fail. /runs I LUV HIM. I CAN HAS MOLEST?

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bexx-loxx In reply to houteian [2011-07-17 12:26:42 +0000 UTC]

Okay, what fail. NO

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houteian In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-17 13:22:24 +0000 UTC]

DAT SUNGLASSES.

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bexx-loxx In reply to houteian [2011-07-17 13:25:36 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO MAKE THEM SHINE.

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houteian In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-17 13:49:37 +0000 UTC]

ADD SPARKLES. I mean light spots

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bexx-loxx In reply to houteian [2011-07-17 14:04:10 +0000 UTC]

PLEASE. DO THAT FOR ME.

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houteian In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-17 15:22:39 +0000 UTC]

...HOW

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bexx-loxx In reply to houteian [2011-07-17 15:25:01 +0000 UTC]

DUNNO. SO SHUP UP.

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houteian In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-17 18:56:39 +0000 UTC]

HAHA

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Magical-Sunrise [2011-07-17 07:40:03 +0000 UTC]

DE MINE CU FANTA MEA NU ZICI?
las ca vezi tu...te bat cu polonicu)

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bexx-loxx In reply to Magical-Sunrise [2011-07-17 07:42:50 +0000 UTC]

BINE BINE ACUM ZIC ))))

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Magical-Sunrise In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-17 07:43:49 +0000 UTC]

!!!
NU TE BAT CU POLONICU

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bexx-loxx In reply to Magical-Sunrise [2011-07-17 07:51:18 +0000 UTC]

<3
MULTUMESC xD

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Magical-Sunrise In reply to Magical-Sunrise [2011-07-17 07:44:53 +0000 UTC]

edit: me loves you now>w<

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Mocha-Mika [2011-07-17 00:18:49 +0000 UTC]

Hurrhurrhurrhurrhurrhurr. eue b

And why I feel sorry for 7UP? Because Dr. Pepper owns 7UP, and my gijinka's kind of a pedo eue b /shot

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houteian In reply to Mocha-Mika [2011-07-17 10:55:54 +0000 UTC]

LOLWHAT. NUUUUUU

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Mocha-Mika In reply to houteian [2011-07-17 21:48:01 +0000 UTC]

AHA SO YER THE ONE WITH THE 7UP eue

WATCH OUT. THAT'S MY WARNING /runs away

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houteian In reply to Mocha-Mika [2011-07-20 10:11:02 +0000 UTC]

NUUUU /chases

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Mocha-Mika In reply to houteian [2011-07-20 15:30:29 +0000 UTC]

FUUUU /runs more

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houteian In reply to Mocha-Mika [2011-07-21 07:34:36 +0000 UTC]

NUUUUUU /forever chases

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Mocha-Mika In reply to houteian [2011-07-21 17:09:15 +0000 UTC]

DAAAAAAAAA /forever runs

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houteian In reply to Mocha-Mika [2011-07-21 17:13:10 +0000 UTC]

HNNGH

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bexx-loxx In reply to Mocha-Mika [2011-07-17 07:26:29 +0000 UTC]

eue *bows

eue... I must do some research then... OKAY YOU BE DR PEPPER HOUSE LEADER /shot

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Mocha-Mika In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-17 21:48:18 +0000 UTC]

eue *punts

pfft you know academies never survive *shot*

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bexx-loxx In reply to Mocha-Mika [2011-07-18 10:11:50 +0000 UTC]

eue *kicks

meh. CHIEB HAS ORANGINA. DR PEPPER OWNS THAT TOO 8D

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Mocha-Mika In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-18 21:55:58 +0000 UTC]

eve *dodges

AHA I HAS TWO BITCHES NOW *runs

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bexx-loxx In reply to Mocha-Mika [2011-07-21 10:23:06 +0000 UTC]

eue *gives up

OH YES AND THERE SHALL BE MORE COMING

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Mocha-Mika In reply to bexx-loxx [2011-07-21 17:08:55 +0000 UTC]

eue *good

YESSSSSSSS.

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emmyberrie34 [2011-07-16 20:41:32 +0000 UTC]

FFF AWESOME

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