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— Horntence sonichu
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2022-11-18 13:45:36 +0000 UTC
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a sonichu that used to work for a helicopter company and was personally set aside by the CEO to tell him that he was going to go places.
when the helicopter company laid him off due to a personal vendetta (not because he was dipping into company funds and showing up late every day) he decided to pursue creating meaningful variety-style gaming content (pretending to play games while begging for tips)
Unlike other sonichus; Horntence moves at a hobbling pace and could only gain near-light speed when chasing clout or running away like a bitch.
Horntence also has a the stamina of a 10th century peasant succumbing to the ravages of leprosy, unless he is supplied with at least 100 dollars, digital wrestlers, alcohol and social media.
Despite his IQ of 62, Horntence has a degree because the education system is flawed.
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