Description
My two favourite characters basically in a rap battle.
Now with audio and 2 sequels:
N Harmonia vs L Lawliet: soundcloud.com/ciaran-mcginn/n…
N Harmonia vs Lawliet 2: soundcloud.com/ciaran-mcginn/n…
N Harmonia vs L Lawliet 3: soundcloud.com/ciaran-mcginn/n…
Lyrics:
N:
Hello friend. The name is Natural, no more to ask for
I don't like the idea of so called Pokemon master
My goal is Liberation, you like nvestigation
I like to liberate Pokemon from all around the nation
Wannabe Holmes. I going to diss you in this battle rap
You should stop eating bro. I'm surprised you haven't gotten fat
I survived from a dragon you got killed by a book
You've got a massive fan-base but I don't give a fuck
L: (Synthesized Voice on Computer Screen)
You silly little kid, you think you can beat me
I'm the world's best detective solved the L.A BB
You’re not the real N you're not even Near
You're getting served through Skype, the quality clear
For all that you are you could be the third Kira
You're a bigger pussy than Light and you're as annoying as Misa (Just kidding she's adorable)
40% of this battle is me plotting your defeat
The other 60 is your ass kicked and the case is complete
You call yourself a Natural you're not even close
You will get owned by Lawliet, because I'm the most
Epic Rap Battler! Forget History
The way that I'll kill you will remain a mystery
You're forever alone and your father's an asshole
I will get Matsuda to shoot you while losing control
A world without N will be bright as light
I will solve this battle case without putting up a fight.
N:
Your name is Lawliet I better Death Note that down
Throw your dead body against a computer
Then I'll take you down to brown town
Scared of Shinigami, even by the word
You have gotta be the most pathetic detective that I have ever heard
Your successor's a child and the other is wild
You're a laid back fucker and a big pedophile
The true king of Anime is about to be filled
I have a castle and a throne, and you got killed!
L: (Synthesized Voice on Computer Screen)
Liberate your Pokemon sons and daughters
I'll get you tracked down by the task force and Light Yagami's father
Not even Beyond Birthday was a faggot like you
I'm doing my job, you're getting raped by Ash's Pikachu
I'll change the world, like I did in my novel and movie
Nobody likes you, not even Ash I'm not even fooling
You hear the voices of creatures I am the voice of the people
I am the hero of this world, and you're just evil.
N:
I'm a God! *stutters* A mother fucking God!
I became a hero, even though I might have broken the law
I'm pretty sure you're crouching like retard keeping all of my tracks
Cos I will burn your fucking tower with my dragon shadowfax
Beyond Truth and Ideals, the inner side is revealed
I don't need to gain knowledge by choking down meals
I just dissed the anime version of Sherlock Holmes
You're getting kissed by the whores carrying Death Notes
L:
Time to reveal myself! Look at me!
My blank expression is there a single fuck given from me?
I'll track you down and become victorious
Cos the entire world knows your full name is Natural Harmonia Gropius
I don't need no dragon, I have a brain
Don't call me Sherlock, I have a butler, rather Bruce Wayne
I too have three themes, A B and C
Watch me close down this case, while taking a pee
Watari:
Would you like some candy Ryuzaki?
Do you want me to shoot this boy with no dick?
Because I can do it nice and quick
Try to fuck with me and L, you'll go straight to hell
Even The death of Ryuzaki scared the funeral bells
L:
Thank you watari! I'll diss this so called N
This battle will be over on the count of ten
13 episodes in your series failed to make your audience mope at you
The truth is your name stands for your father groping you
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE ?
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!
My votes go for L. He kicked N's ass XD
Hope you like