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Published: 2009-06-30 19:12:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 1581; Favourites: 58; Downloads: 0
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One day Valdemar realized that some kind of strange hallucinogenic MUSHROOMS were growing among his dear camellias.

This was the biggest one, luckily.

And at the end, he found a culinary profit for them, as he always does (with almost everything). He enjoys cooking things.


Valdemar, dear, be careful with the kind of fertilizer you use for your flowers!!


Well... my sister and I have no mercy with the characters we love the most, so this is one of the thousand and one bizarre absurd stories about Valdemar we've invented.


I just had to do this.





Read Badirfilay Chapters .

Crow Valdemar and stuff Β© Nessa
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black-machinery In reply to ??? [2010-02-24 19:52:52 +0000 UTC]

maybe both

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piro-kitsune In reply to black-machinery [2010-03-05 03:51:03 +0000 UTC]

;o Youve got me there...

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Ello-is-broken [2010-02-04 00:01:03 +0000 UTC]

LOL ha ha that is so funny

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black-machinery In reply to Ello-is-broken [2010-02-04 00:02:21 +0000 UTC]

thank you! 'cos it was really funny doing too

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karen-xan [2010-01-20 03:04:20 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD <33333

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black-machinery In reply to karen-xan [2010-01-20 13:29:17 +0000 UTC]

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TheMorningAtTheSea [2009-07-08 20:43:30 +0000 UTC]

a-ha))
nice one
is expression makes me lought ^_______^

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black-machinery In reply to TheMorningAtTheSea [2009-07-08 21:06:35 +0000 UTC]

thank you!!

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TheMorningAtTheSea In reply to black-machinery [2009-07-08 21:09:31 +0000 UTC]

^___^

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Kashyurio [2009-07-08 09:15:33 +0000 UTC]

Oh my O_O ...... *cracks up real bad* I never expected anything like this when I clicked this XDDDDDD
Great job !

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black-machinery In reply to Kashyurio [2009-07-08 21:06:25 +0000 UTC]

no? and what were you expecting?
and thanks! ^__^

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Kashyurio In reply to black-machinery [2009-07-08 21:24:16 +0000 UTC]

I was expecting anything but what's shown in the picture hehe .
You're very welcome

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Cargoleta [2009-07-05 15:30:55 +0000 UTC]

Jajaj pobret! Genial la cara que posa xD No sΓ©, jo si fos ell em faria una mica de iuiu tastar-los... xD

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black-machinery In reply to Cargoleta [2009-07-05 15:38:11 +0000 UTC]

bueno, mentre no se'ls mengi aixi a lo cru, directament, ja m'entens...
millor dessecats o cuinats i trocejats o algo xDD

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Cargoleta In reply to black-machinery [2009-07-07 13:34:56 +0000 UTC]

Jajaj sΓ­ xD

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coldrosess [2009-07-04 06:23:42 +0000 UTC]

mushroom penis.

this is is the strangest thing ive seen all day

i like it

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black-machinery In reply to coldrosess [2009-07-04 09:17:07 +0000 UTC]

it's not exactly "mushroom penis" it's a penis-shaped mushroom... it's not the same

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coldrosess In reply to black-machinery [2009-07-04 17:55:39 +0000 UTC]

riiiight.


haha i really do need to start reading your comic though

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black-machinery In reply to coldrosess [2009-07-04 18:01:51 +0000 UTC]

oh, yes, it would be cool!

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Kettuna [2009-07-02 08:51:17 +0000 UTC]

You just gotta love it...

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black-machinery In reply to Kettuna [2009-07-02 10:21:13 +0000 UTC]

yes

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TEH-RAWR-ima-tiger [2009-07-02 03:41:37 +0000 UTC]

Those look like some pretty amazing mushrooms X3
His face is just too funny!

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black-machinery In reply to TEH-RAWR-ima-tiger [2009-07-02 10:19:40 +0000 UTC]

thank you!

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TEH-RAWR-ima-tiger In reply to black-machinery [2009-07-04 04:20:32 +0000 UTC]

You are welcome!

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lindsay-jo87 [2009-07-01 17:02:59 +0000 UTC]

Holy crap this is hilarious!! *rofl* Made my day

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black-machinery In reply to lindsay-jo87 [2009-07-01 18:53:02 +0000 UTC]

nice!!

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smilyimp [2009-07-01 15:04:59 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahahahahaha

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black-machinery In reply to smilyimp [2009-07-01 18:53:10 +0000 UTC]

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Unlimited-Indigo [2009-07-01 14:39:16 +0000 UTC]

Wowwwwwwwww..............that's.............................
trippy..................




I just lurrrv making fun of my characters! It's jus' too fun!

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black-machinery In reply to Unlimited-Indigo [2009-07-01 18:52:53 +0000 UTC]

yes, it indicates a level of familiarity...

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Mashmaro [2009-07-01 11:59:57 +0000 UTC]

Pues vaya setas las del jardΓ­n de Valdemar!
Es un dibujo muy simpΓ‘tico! Me gusta mucho la composiciΓ³n y los colores tambiΓ©n!

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black-machinery In reply to Mashmaro [2009-07-01 13:14:49 +0000 UTC]

gracias!!

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Mashmaro In reply to black-machinery [2009-07-01 15:12:52 +0000 UTC]

De nada!

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alaztheri [2009-07-01 08:35:27 +0000 UTC]

omfg!! This totally cracked me up!

And your description XD omg..I can totally see him scratching his head and analyzing those mushrooms.

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black-machinery In reply to alaztheri [2009-07-01 08:41:00 +0000 UTC]

Maybe he comes to the conclusion that he needs to sleep a bit more

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alaztheri In reply to black-machinery [2009-07-01 08:44:38 +0000 UTC]

ahahahah....that would help and a hot tea..necessary

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black-machinery In reply to alaztheri [2009-07-01 09:14:51 +0000 UTC]

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bitamin [2009-07-01 08:28:59 +0000 UTC]

gimme those shrooms. They look so.... cute. 8,DDD

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black-machinery In reply to bitamin [2009-07-01 08:32:11 +0000 UTC]

cute yeah! xD that's the word...

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Little-Pokemon [2009-07-01 05:32:34 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha XDDDDDD

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black-machinery In reply to Little-Pokemon [2009-07-01 07:32:59 +0000 UTC]

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RaeRobForeva [2009-07-01 02:35:54 +0000 UTC]

Is that mushroon talking?

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black-machinery In reply to RaeRobForeva [2009-07-01 07:24:50 +0000 UTC]

talking? no... maybe you're under the hallucinogenic effect of the mushroom xD

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RaeRobForeva In reply to black-machinery [2009-07-01 21:11:15 +0000 UTC]

oh... b/c it looks like it's saying "hi!"
I don't do drugs. Ever.

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black-machinery In reply to RaeRobForeva [2009-07-01 21:12:51 +0000 UTC]

Good, drugs are bad
I was joking... the mushroom is actually talking... or at least, it seems...

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RaeRobForeva In reply to black-machinery [2009-07-01 21:27:49 +0000 UTC]

Okay I hoped I wasn't seeing things b/c that would mean there's a very strange smudge on my glasses.

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black-machinery In reply to RaeRobForeva [2009-07-01 21:32:02 +0000 UTC]

no, you wasn't, don't worry

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RaeRobForeva In reply to black-machinery [2009-07-01 21:34:11 +0000 UTC]

Okay!

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darknessofwolves [2009-07-01 01:37:35 +0000 UTC]

dear lawd and look what we have here dear sir! I am quite interested on what product did you use for your lovely mushrooms!lol. great job again!

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black-machinery In reply to darknessofwolves [2009-07-01 07:26:18 +0000 UTC]

maybe a natural handmade product full of protein (and win)

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