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BlackMage145 — How I became the God-Emperor of Mankind
Published: 2012-07-27 18:49:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 424; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 3
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Description Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit on your behind
I'll tell you how I became the God-Emperor of Mankind

On the soil of Terra born and raised
In the Age of Strife where I spent most of my days
Slaying, killing, relaxing, making Terra mah hood
Creating sons of my flesh!
So to keep humanity fresh!
When a force of evil was up to no good
Scattered my sons all over the galaxy
I packed up all my marines in a great big fleet
"Now I guess I have to show the humanity their majesty"

The Great Crusde rolled on and on
And soon all my sons, they came along.
And with Warmaster Horus Humanity would rule forever!
With the Crusade secured I declared: "Yo homes to Terra!"

About seven or eight, Horus pulled up with his fleet
And cried "Yo Dad fall to your feet!"
The powers of dark had taken my son
But now the war against chaos had to be won
In the battle that followed my body was shattered but victory was mind
Though two sons lay dead, I was finally there
To sit on the Golden Throne as the God-Emperor of Mankind
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Valthek666 [2012-07-30 07:52:30 +0000 UTC]

I just...
What?
There are no words for this!

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