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Hunter: *tackles Offender* RUN LIKE THE BLOODY WIND ZALGO
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zalgo i would just run and find the rest but dont read them
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zalgo i can distract offender for ya and you can run like the wind
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follow me. *takes his hand and leads him to the edge of the forest*
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zalgo: Thank you !!!
offenderman: ooooooo~ zzzaalgo~
zalgo: O^O
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dammit why does this guy want you so much? 
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zalgo: I do not know why he wants me, but because of him I slept all night with one eye open
And do not worry I'm not told anything to anyone
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don't worry, this is normal!
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*few seconds later, they land on the ground* whew... well, we're here. Welcome to 7th Hell
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zalgo: what nooooooo!!!!*cry*
offenderman:zalgo~ You have not finished the game fine~
* picks him back up *
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what the- OFFENDERMAN! LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE'S A HIVEMIND FOR CHRIST' SAKE!
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offenderman: he is mine!!! HA HA HA !!!*go away*
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get back here! *runs after him* leave him alone!
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offenderman: No! He is my
zalgo: F*ck You!!!!
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*a tendril forms in front of offenderman*
you.. shall.. leave.. him.. ALONE! YOU DOUBLE CROSSER! *tendril forms into a scythe and slashes offenderman's head off*
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offenderman:*Running away from you like a boss* *Stop and kissing zalgo in a romantic way*
zalgo: F*ck!!! *Slap him like a boss*
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........................ ................................ *breathing hard, getting pissed off* you are.. to leave him alone........ *eyes tear* .....I am not a quitter..................................... I AM NOT GONNA QUIT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *screaming out of her lungs as her hair turns pure white and all around them turns into entrails*
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offenderman: . . . you want to!
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*takes the copper bat that formed out of the ground and walks to him* you know what this is? copper. Your weakness... i will bash your face in so badly FOR BREAKING MY NON EXISTENT HEART! *hits his head with it*
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offenderman: Ow Do not want to not have to. Now let's go zalgo Let's do it *evil smile*
zalgo: . . . what!?
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...... ...*lets go of the bat* ........................ *eyes tearing even more* ........... why.................. why me? ......
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offenderman: Not like Yaoi So do not look
zalgo: I DO NOT LIKE YAOI!!!
offenderman: it do not matter anymore!
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....... but I........... i love him............................................
666: *morphed behind offenderman* hello there~
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offenderman: . . . he-hello?
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666: You probably don't know me, but I am Starna's mother.
Mom? what are u doing here?
666: here for him, duh. I said I would promise him 'something special', but her ran away~ so I came here to pick him up!
(note about headcannon 666....she has re-virginity powers.. she can never lose her virginity until her true one breaks it.. so.. in the mean time... she torments smexy... hehehe)
um........... *rubbing eyes*
666: now come on~ *wraps smexy up in a cocoon and carries him out of there*
..................... *grabbing a hold of self* .... the pain..... too much..... someone... kill me!!
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offenderman and zalgo: . . .
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....can I kill myself now? so I don't have to suffer loveless life anymore? .......... everyone hates me.. no one will ever love me..... ;-; the pain is too much....someone burn me or spill acid on me, just kill me!
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offenderman: i can do it
zalgo: No, stop it! Argg *come to you* sorry this is not your fault That fool did it and I -
offenderman: Shut up she not really in our game now Let's we finish what we started
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zalgo:*Hug*
offenderman:*Jealous*
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you have others to try and rape.. if you try to rape the king of the under realm, you will be extremely punished. and trust me.. ripping off limbs is the worst pain there is! *keeps hugging*
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zalgo:what!1!!!
offenderman:* takes him quick like a ninja *
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.......................................... *still holding onto zalgo* you don't love him! you would only use him as a tool! at least......... I WOULD NEVER USE ANYONE AS A TOLL, I WOULD LOVE THEM FOR WHO THEY ARE!
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offenderman:So what you're saying Too you can not love him so go out of here!
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....... take me instead.....
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offenderman: One moment you want to replace zalgo?
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...*nods* I am doing this for myself.. not for him....... "please understand that I am saving your life zalgo..." or what else did u prefer? a threesome- *shuts mouth*
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just take me instead of him. *blushing so much*
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Offenderman:he he he!!!
zalgo: You are stink!!!
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... "I am doing this to save you zalgo..... maybe you return the favor to me.... I hope he heard what I said....." ;x;
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zalgo:No!do not do this just because of me run away before is too late, please
offenderman:arggg!!!
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I can't leave you to be a victim of rape! Rape is not funny! nor it will ever be- *accidentally fired copper coated bullets from a gun onto smexy's head* um.....oops?
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zalgo:I'll be fine. Really
Anyway he lived near me so I had no where to run
But you can run away now
offenderman:*look like dead but he not*
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*shakes head* *hugs him tight* no.... if I leave... I will be alone.... i don't wanna be alone anymore! *cries*
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zalgo:You will not be alone * hug *Now run away before he wakes up
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