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                                                  (Some time after Aizen's rebel...before his final battle)

     It was another normal afternoon at the vizard warehouse; Ichigo was training, Hayate was busy complaining with Kensei about who knows what, and Hiro was discussing the latest installment of one of her favorite series with Lisa.
     "Hiro…"
     She ignored her name being called and continued to talk with Lisa.
     "Hiroooooooooo!" Shinji continued.
     "Shinji, shut up." Kensei reprimanded.
     "Hirooooooooooo-channnnnnnnn!"
     She continued to ignore him.
     "Hirooooo!" His voice was now a child's whine.
     "HIRO! JUST ANSWER HIM AND SHUT HIM THE HELL UP!" Hayate shouted.
     Her head lashed around to shout back at Hayate but realized that he was right. Shinji needed to shut up. She turned back to face Lisa and continue reading. "What's up, Shinji? What do ya' need?"
     "Hiro, I'm bored."
     She sighed. "Okay…what do you want me to do? I can't exactly help you. I'm in an intense book discussion. Can your needs wait a while?"
     "Nope." He replied so matter-of-factly that Hiro thought Hayate was going to leap up from where he sat to strangle the blonde vizard. Shinji leaned back on the couch and placed his hands on the back of his head.
     Hiro sighed again. "Why don't you take a nap? And then when you wake up, I'll be done with my talk and can do things with you, ok?"
     "Okay!" this seemed to be exactly what he had wanted to hear and leaped forward to where Hiro sat on the other side of the couch. He clung on to her person and rested his  face on her forearm.
     "Not…" she pulled him off of herself. "What I meant…"
     He pouted hugely at her and easily won her over. "Fine…but I need my arm. So just..."
Shinji shifted a little and placed his head in her lap so he faced upwards at her.
     "Perfect…that works." She admitted.
     "Ooh, I like this view."
     Hiro didn't look impressed. She reached down and flicked his forehead.
     "Okay…I deserved that one."
     "Yeah, you did." Hiro sneered.
     Shinji pouted again. "Hiro's mad at meeeeee!" He whined loudly.
     "Hiro…" Hayate threatened.
     "Shinji, I'm not mad at you. Now go to sleep." She smooshed his face with her hand.   He complied and closed his eyes but shifted quite a bit before he was finally "comfortable" enough to go to sleep. This left him with one hand on her waist and his face squashed into her stomach.
     She sighed. Finally, he'd be out of her hair.
     Before he went to sleep he opened his mouth and nipped at her stomach, shirt and all, playfully. This earned him a light thump on the head. Soon after he finally relented and went to sleep. Hiro was finally able to continue reading and discussing with Lisa.
     A couple hours later, the phone rang.
     "Is no one gonna get that?" Hiro asked. Everyone was in their own worlds and Shinji was asleep, probably allowing an infinite number of perverse thoughts swirl around in his dreaming mind. He certainly shifted quite a bit in his sleep. It got to the point where Hiro was wondering if he was just faking and using it as an excuse to "innocently" grope her.
     "Fine, I guess I'll get it." Hiro gently picked Shinji's head up out of her lap and moved off of the couch. She returned his head to where she was just sitting moments before in an attempt to let him sleep but her plan was foiled when he woke up.
     "Uhh…'Iro?" He pouted at her.
     She ignored him and picked up the phone. "Hello?"
     "Hello, I'm looking for Shinji Hirako? I was wondering if he was interested in taking a survey today?"
     "ooh, I'll ask him." She turned to face him and called, "Shinji! It's a telemarketer! They wanna know if you'll take a survey!"
     "Don't care about any telemarketers…" He mumbled, still scowling about his abrupt abandonment. He was enjoying his sleep quite a lot, and to think that it was interrupted for a telemarketer was a horrible thought in itself.
     "He's not…in the best of moods at the moment. But what's the question?"
     The telemarketer on the other side replied. "What planet do you most identify with?"
     Hiro relayed the message. "Shinji! What planet do you most identify with?"
     He thought about this hard and a smirk took his face. "Uranus." He drew the word out peculiarly but Hiro didn't think much of it.
     "He said Uranus."
     Before the telemarketer could reply, Shinji's voice was heard across the room. "No, not their anus. Your anus."
Hiro's face dropped. "Did you catch all that?" she asked the man on the other side of the  line.
     "Yeah, thanks anyway."
     "Hey, just be glad you'll never have to associate with this man ever again. Me on the other hand…"
     "Best of luck to you." He replied before hanging up. Hiro clicked the phone down and walked back to the couch. Shinji sat up to let her sit down before returning to his original spot; her nice, warm lap.
     He tried to go back to sleep but couldn't bring himself to. "Hiro…"
     "Yes, Shinji?"
     "Are you done yet?"
     Hiro paused, deciding. "Yeah I suppose I am."
     Shinji leaped up off of the couch and yanked Hiro to her feet. "YAY!" he screeched before pulling her out of the hide out and into Karakura town.

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                                                  (Some time after Aizen's rebel...before his final battle)

     It was another normal afternoon at the vizard warehouse; Ichigo was training, Hayate was busy complaining with Kensei about who knows what, and Hiro was discussing the latest installment of one of her favorite series with Lisa.
     "Hiro…"
     She ignored her name being called and continued to talk with Lisa.
     "Hiroooooooooo!" Shinji continued.
     "Shinji, shut up." Kensei reprimanded.
     "Hirooooooooooo-channnnnnnnn!"
     She continued to ignore him.
     "Hirooooo!" His voice was now a child's whine.
     "HIRO! JUST ANSWER HIM AND SHUT HIM THE HELL UP!" Hayate shouted.
     Her head lashed around to shout back at Hayate but realized that he was right. Shinji needed to shut up. She turned back to face Lisa and continue reading. "What's up, Shinji? What do ya' need?"
     "Hiro, I'm bored."
     She sighed. "Okay…what do you want me to do? I can't exactly help you. I'm in an intense book discussion. Can your needs wait a while?"
     "Nope." He replied so matter-of-factly that Hiro thought Hayate was going to leap up from where he sat to strangle the blonde vizard. Shinji leaned back on the couch and placed his hands on the back of his head.
     Hiro sighed again. "Why don't you take a nap? And then when you wake up, I'll be done with my talk and can do things with you, ok?"
     "Okay!" this seemed to be exactly what he had wanted to hear and leaped forward to where Hiro sat on the other side of the couch. He clung on to her person and rested his  face on her forearm.
     "Not…" she pulled him off of herself. "What I meant…"
     He pouted hugely at her and easily won her over. "Fine…but I need my arm. So just..."
Shinji shifted a little and placed his head in her lap so he faced upwards at her.
     "Perfect…that works." She admitted.
     "Ooh, I like this view."
     Hiro didn't look impressed. She reached down and flicked his forehead.
     "Okay…I deserved that one."
     "Yeah, you did." Hiro sneered.
     Shinji pouted again. "Hiro's mad at meeeeee!" He whined loudly.
     "Hiro…" Hayate threatened.
     "Shinji, I'm not mad at you. Now go to sleep." She smooshed his face with her hand.   He complied and closed his eyes but shifted quite a bit before he was finally "comfortable" enough to go to sleep. This left him with one hand on her waist and his face squashed into her stomach.
     She sighed. Finally, he'd be out of her hair.
     Before he went to sleep he opened his mouth and nipped at her stomach, shirt and all, playfully. This earned him a light thump on the head. Soon after he finally relented and went to sleep. Hiro was finally able to continue reading and discussing with Lisa.
     A couple hours later, the phone rang.
     "Is no one gonna get that?" Hiro asked. Everyone was in their own worlds and Shinji was asleep, probably allowing an infinite number of perverse thoughts swirl around in his dreaming mind. He certainly shifted quite a bit in his sleep. It got to the point where Hiro was wondering if he was just faking and using it as an excuse to "innocently" grope her.
     "Fine, I guess I'll get it." Hiro gently picked Shinji's head up out of her lap and moved off of the couch. She returned his head to where she was just sitting moments before in an attempt to let him sleep but her plan was foiled when he woke up.
     "Uhh…'Iro?" He pouted at her.
     She ignored him and picked up the phone. "Hello?"
     "Hello, I'm looking for Shinji Hirako? I was wondering if he was interested in taking a survey today?"
     "ooh, I'll ask him." She turned to face him and called, "Shinji! It's a telemarketer! They wanna know if you'll take a survey!"
     "Don't care about any telemarketers…" He mumbled, still scowling about his abrupt abandonment. He was enjoying his sleep quite a lot, and to think that it was interrupted for a telemarketer was a horrible thought in itself.
     "He's not…in the best of moods at the moment. But what's the question?"
     The telemarketer on the other side replied. "What planet do you most identify with?"
     Hiro relayed the message. "Shinji! What planet do you most identify with?"
     He thought about this hard and a smirk took his face. "Uranus." He drew the word out peculiarly but Hiro didn't think much of it.
     "He said Uranus."
     Before the telemarketer could reply, Shinji's voice was heard across the room. "No, not their anus. Your anus."
Hiro's face dropped. "Did you catch all that?" she asked the man on the other side of the  line.
     "Yeah, thanks anyway."
     "Hey, just be glad you'll never have to associate with this man ever again. Me on the other hand…"
     "Best of luck to you." He replied before hanging up. Hiro clicked the phone down and walked back to the couch. Shinji sat up to let her sit down before returning to his original spot; her nice, warm lap.
     He tried to go back to sleep but couldn't bring himself to. "Hiro…"
     "Yes, Shinji?"
     "Are you done yet?"
     Hiro paused, deciding. "Yeah I suppose I am."
     Shinji leaped up off of the couch and yanked Hiro to her feet. "YAY!" he screeched before pulling her out of the hide out and into Karakura town.