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blightedangel — Kitten Armour I
Published: 2006-05-10 00:03:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 4442; Favourites: 45; Downloads: 111
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Bit of explaining needed.I play Dungeons and Dragons. My brother and I are morons when we're in the same room, roleplaying. I credit him with the original idea for Kitten Armour. He also coined the caption phrase "Because what kind of hero can hit a guy wearing kittens!?" And it's the absolute truth, too! If you're a hero, you just CAN'T hit a guy wearing kittens, the world would condemn you for hitting kittens! Kitten armour is the world's only ABSOLUTELY person-proof armour. No one could hurt a kitten!
I know this pic is in need of revamping. I'll get around to it. I swear!
Pencil on crappy sketchbook paper.
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...That armor is so open it's not even funny. All I need to do is go for a balls shot and I wind. Problem solved.
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The armor is hero-proof, but not villain-proof.
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Whoever hurts a kitten cannot be called a human. Ergo, this armor is practically invincible :3
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Well then I've achieved my goal. To make you laugh.
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you may not want to hit the kittens but you could still kick that guy in the crotch!
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you know, you really do have a good point... how ever im chaotic neutral! hhahaahahhahah! and worship the lady of shadows! hahahahahaha (even more)... but i would totally hug the kittens though.
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I dunno. Ever wearing that thing must be a few steps down the path to Chaotic Evil for disregarding the comfort and safety of kittens.
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AWwwww! No one would hit him but girls would swarm him till he sufficated. *Huggles the cuteness that is kitten armor!*
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... Belive it or NOT... Phil Foglio wrote something about KITTENS being part of Battle-Gear. 
(if you PLAY dungeons & dragons, you KNOW who Phil Foglio is... if no, then check this [link] . )
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! You're right, no true hero would ever hurt something as cute and fuzzy as a kitten.
(He'd just toss a bucket of water on them and let them take care of the idiot themselves)(BEG)
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Oh no, I think you've found the one weakness of Kitten Armour! Blasphemy!
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You can blame cartoonist Phil Foglio for finding it first-
[link]
You can blame me for having a very good memory 
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Holy crap, someone amazing checked out my Kitten Armour.
FEAR THE SUPER CUTENESS THAT IS KITTENS (strapped to some guy!)
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black knee-kitton "ha! see, even that gigantic guy with the massivly deforming scar wouldn't dare hit the master!"
white knee-kitton "deforming scar? i wanna see the deforming scar! stupid knee!"
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Now, now. There are plenty of gaps between the armor one can hit, but no hero can hit the kittens. So adorable!
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What do you play? ADnD or DnD 3rd?
In AD&D: AC -20.
In D&D: AC about 150 or something...
Hilarious. And true. I'll put that one into my next campaign.
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I've played many versions, but remained most attatched to (and DM'd for) D&D 3rd Ed.
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I have had horrible nightmares involving kittens. I would hit this guy with a truck. :evil:
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A hero can still get his groin though....
(Nice concept, by the way)
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Go see Light Kitten Armour. You'll understand. *evil grin* [link]
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Oh my god. I bust out laughing the moment the picture loaded on the screen. I giggled all the way through the decription.
So very, very true. He certainly seems proud of his brilliant new armour. But I'd imagine terrible downsides come with having kitties strapped to your body.
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HHAHHAHHAHH omg this is sweet! oh and DND rocks! well,not so much 3 or 3.5.... 2 all the way!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA V2!!! *wallows in own petrified spittle* I played that for a while...WAY too many numbers. I'm not a numbers girl. Give me a paintbrush instead. @.@ V3 is easy. I like easy. ^^ But I can't really bash the early versions, seeing as they lit the way...
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he he he fear V2!!!! fear it!!! lol jk
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Hahaha! That's awesome! Go the Kitty Armour! *meow*
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Ba ha ha xD
So cute.. even the evillest of evil couldn't touch you now...
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Great job, and so true. And it does work for girls wearing kittens, right?
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Please see Kitten Armour III, [link] . This is the only kitten armour currently on a female. ^^
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Ah, ok. And she did seem to be wearing a bit much...don't the kittens come in smaller sizes?
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Yeah, I tried to do a one-kitten thing for her top, but it just wasn't working. I'll try harder next time! (That and her groin-kitten is attatched to a bikini bottom, which I realise now is SO wrong. Should be naked kitty on kitty!)
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Darn right tootin'! Nobody in their mind would DARE hurt a kitten!!!
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Well. At least SOMEONE has the common sense to think alongside me! Hehehe.
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