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BloodRose1993 — It's A Song...?

Published: 2011-05-21 03:41:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 544; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 4
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Description made this outta pure boredom xD

Donna failing at guessing what the doctors miming -.-... it was a shock Donna, he needed a shock

Characters: Donna Noble & The 10th Doctor
Episode: The Unicorn & The Wasp
Scene: our lovely Doctor's just been poisoned with Cyanide! but luckily he's so kick-ass he can rid himself of it with ginger beer, walnuts (protein), anchovies (salt... because salt by itself its *too* salty apparently), and a shock! (a snog from Donna!)... good ol' time-lordyness

got the background image from... some site like Fanpop xD

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[the Doctor runs to the kitchen. Agatha and Donna follow]
The Doctor: [grabs Davenport] Ginger beer!
Davenport: I beg your pardon?
The Doctor: I need ginger beer!
Mrs. Hart: The gentleman's gone mad!
[the Doctor grabs the ginger beer from the shelf, drinks some of it, and pours the rest over his head]
Agatha Christie: I'm an expert in poisons! Doctor! There's no cure! It's fatal!
[the Doctor spits out the ginger beer]
The Doctor: Not for me! I can stimulate the inhibited enzymes into reversal! Protein! I need protein!
[the Doctor breathes heavily while Donna runs to the counter]
Donna Noble: Walnuts!
The Doctor: Brilliant!
[the Doctor upends the walnut jar and chews furiously]
[the Doctor makes muffled noises while making a shaking motion]
Donna Noble: I can't understand you! How many words?
[the Doctor holds up one finger]
Donna Noble: One! One word! Shake, milk-shake, milk! Milk! No? Not milk! Um, shake, shake, shake! Cocktail shake! What, d'you want a Harvey Wallbanger?
The Doctor: Harvey Wallbanger?
Donna Noble: Well, I don't know!
The Doctor: How is Harvey Wallbanger one word?
Agatha Christie: What do you need Doctor?
The Doctor: Salt! I was miming salt! I need salt! I need something salty!
[Donna grabs a bag from the counter]
Donna Noble: What about this?
The Doctor: What is it?
Donna Noble: Salt!
The Doctor: That's too salty!
Donna Noble: Oh, that's too salty!
Agatha Christie: What about this?
[Agatha hands the Doctor a jar and he upends it, eating the food]
Donna Noble: What's that?
Agatha Christie: Anchovies.
Donna Noble: [to the Doctor] What is it? What else?
[the Doctor jolts his hands out, miming a shock]
Donna Noble: Um, it's a song! Meh-meh? Um, I don't know! 'Camptown Races'?
The Doctor: 'Camptown Races'?
Donna Noble: Well! All right, then! 'Towering Inferno'!
The Doctor: It's a shock! Look, shock!
[he mimes again]
The Doctor: I need a shock!
Donna Noble: Right, then. Big shock. Coming up.
[Donna grabs the Doctor and plants a full-frontal kiss on him. The Doctor staggers away, lifts his face up to the ceiling and releases a cloud of poisons from his body]
The Doctor: [gasps] Detox. Oh! I must do that more often.
[looks at Donna apprehensively]
The Doctor: I mean, the, the detox.
Agatha Christie: Doctor. You are... impossible!
[the Doctor winks, clicks his tongue and runs out with Donna following]
Agatha Christie: Who are you?

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Yes indeed folks... that's the whole scene in word format xD
'Cause I'm totally not obsessive right?
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Comments: 6

MonocerosArts [2014-02-03 22:53:23 +0000 UTC]

This is my sister in the morning.

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Drakmanka [2012-06-07 06:34:08 +0000 UTC]

yayz, someone who loves that scene as much as I do!

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purplepenguin3 [2012-06-07 01:44:00 +0000 UTC]

OH!!!!! LOOOOVE THIS SCENE!!!! I nearly died of giggling after he clicked his tongue and winked -giggle blush-

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gamertjecool [2011-10-12 15:36:00 +0000 UTC]

I love you for typing out the lines from the scene!

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BloodRose1993 In reply to gamertjecool [2011-10-13 01:17:26 +0000 UTC]

why thank yah

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ValiantParadox [2011-05-21 21:17:29 +0000 UTC]

loved this scene XD

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