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Published: 2005-04-06 00:48:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 640; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 4
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Description Caught Knickers


Walking up the stairs,
Tying some string in a knot,
Not knowing that in my skirt
My knickers had been caught.

I wondered why she had laughed,
Why he had stopped to stare,
But my mind was on other things
And so I did not care.

I stopped at my locker door
And opened it wide
Looking for a notebook,
Peering inside.

A boy of a young age
Had been walking past,
He had turned to stare at me,
Hit the wall and landed on his ass.

Looking at him in awe,
I held out my hand to help
But he scurried away on all fours
With a very surprising yelp.

I stood where I was before
Wondering what I’d done
When my friend walked up and said
“Psst, I can see your bum.”

I stared at her in shock
As she giggled like a child.
“Well, not your bum really
But it’s your knickers you cannot hide.”

I threw my hands to my rear
And ran to the loo,
Into the stall, shutting the door,
Trying to fix, to undo.

I managed to fix it all
But was still red with shame.
I knew that from here on out
The whole school would know my name.
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Comments: 8

spikesquirrel [2007-05-28 10:08:02 +0000 UTC]

lmao! that's awesome as. great work!

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blue2draconian In reply to spikesquirrel [2007-06-03 22:41:14 +0000 UTC]

Eep! Took me far too long to respond!

Thanks a lot!

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scooterdog26 [2007-04-24 04:29:07 +0000 UTC]

zomg. u are fabby and vair vair amusing. love it.

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blue2draconian In reply to scooterdog26 [2007-06-03 22:40:35 +0000 UTC]

Whoa! Took me far too long to respond! D:

Thankies! You are vair vair awesome!

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IronKitten [2005-05-20 02:01:08 +0000 UTC]

::LAUGHS:: i love it!

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blue2draconian In reply to IronKitten [2005-05-20 03:07:44 +0000 UTC]

Lol, thanks!

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xTeenageDeathGirlx [2005-04-06 11:44:09 +0000 UTC]

omg.

you are my super hero of cheese and cheesylovlynesss.

I love the context of this poem. SO brittish, and proper....ahaha.

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blue2draconian In reply to xTeenageDeathGirlx [2005-04-06 12:29:31 +0000 UTC]

Why thank you! *is honoured*
And you are the Queen of Kat Hats! *bows in honour*

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