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Published: 2015-07-28 22:52:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 2275; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 0
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Good luck finding any dragons here, you two.
This was inspired by both my visit to Walt Disney World's Animal Kingdom back in 2013 and reading up about the "world that never was", the planned "Beastly Kingdom" area of the park which was never built, however if it had would have featured a fire-breathing dragon as one of its attractions.
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Ugh; tell me about it...
Although I will say that, as a Dragon myself, I was reunited with my sister on opening night for the show, "Fantasmic!" at Disneyland.
You know her as Maleficent. I know her as Atlas, the Dragon Princess.
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Don't look so down, guys. There really is a dragon in that cave. It's just that he doesn't like to show his face, that's all.
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Man! Too bad it was never built. That would of been really cool. Or HOT I should say
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Heh heh, couldn't agree more.
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I guess in this world lizards and dragons easily get confused.
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False advertisement indeed. It would have been awesome if a dragon appeared out of nowhere, though!
I got a good laugh out of this one. Nice work.
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Oh, definitely. 
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Oh, man, that would have been killer to see dragons in the Animal Kingdom.
Yeah, those two aren't having the best luck.
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Couldn't agree more. 
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I bet if they went to Epcot, they could find a dragon named Figment!
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Like here you mean? 
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Never trust in a dragon figure on a poster, they can easily troll you!
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Certainly appears to be a dragon on that sign there. Nice work on these two dragons at Disney World.
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Aye, hence Sparkplug's "false advertising" quip.
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Even cartoons need vacations from time to time!
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Heh heh, very true.
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Heh, poor chaps...
Tlallicoatl: *peers furtively from the surrounding foliage* Hey there... Fyfe? Sparkplug? I'm sure you'll find dragons somewhere... they just tend to keep a low profile in society...
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I think the closest thing they'll find to a mythical dragon there is probably an animatronic of a mythical dragon.
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Aye, sounds about right.
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Gotta love the idea of blending your chars into a real scenario like visiting the Animal Kingdom here, though I did hear about the place TRIED to open up a fantasy area for dragons but I guess it diddn't take off.
At least they can see some dragons like Maleficent and Figment if they wanna see dragons, oh yeah also Mushu too!
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That's right, the Beastly Kingdom was planned but it never went ahead, although they are now building an Avatar-themed park on the area that was originally meant for it.
At least it won't take long for these two to hop to the other parks I guess.
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Avatar? You mean the James Cameron film?
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Aye, that Avatar.
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I think the fact that I'm actually in Disney World right now made this a tad funnier
I also like to read random facts about the Disney parks. The one that I like the most is how there's a whole island that's been shut down for unknown reasons. Most people believe that it was shut down because a brain eating amoeba could/was growing in the warm, natural waters used in a water park on the island, though this hasn't been confirmed by Disney. You can still see the island from the Fort Wilderness resort, but if you visit and Disney finds out, you'll be permanently banned from the park.
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Aye, read about that.
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Haha, poor guys.
That's also an interesting story about the Beastly Kingdom.
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Aye, unlucky for them.
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