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BlueRavenfire — Father and son
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Published: 2011-08-16 22:04:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 5053; Favourites: 95; Downloads: 0
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yay for most unoriginal title ever!so, yeah, to explain this pic i got this story idea what if jake found out he had a son he never knew about and ends up having to take care of him. don't know if i want to go though with writing this fanfic or not.
Rattlesnake Jake (C) to Paramount pictures
artwork (C) to me.
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God looks like Jake has to F*** every girl he's sees 
That's all he does in Fanfics 😐
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lol yeah, I know what you mean, he seems to fall in love with some type of female snake in every fanfic.
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And or lizard, or mouse, ect ect chick XD
Yeah and it's always love at first site or his true love or he's soft on her or something
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i know, I'm like geez people. i don't mind if some fanfics are like that and it is well written, but no, it's every frinken one and it's kind of annoying.
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Yeah, Ikr?! In this one fanfic I read Jake had killed the girl's parents and accidentally hurt himself and the girl and him fell in love....she was so attached to her parents in the fix why does she love their killer?!
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yeah, now that is really strange story that does no make much sense.
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Me: Josh, of all the fairy tales in the world, there's one that i know you have never heard of before.
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josh: yeah and which one is that?
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Me: Listen carefully, this is how it goes.
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josh: yes, I'm listening.
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Me: Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Kimberly Mattias. She was locked away on the highest tower of a castle surrounded by lava and guarded by a red fire breathing dragon, many brave knights have tried rescue her, but all of them became dragon's BBQ. So there she remain, waiting for her outlaw true love first kiss.
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josh: that's a nice story.
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Me: That's how your father met his girlfriend.
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josh: really? he never told me that.
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Me: Really, well now you know it. You can pull a drop on him.
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Me: i didn't tell you that after your dad kiss his girlfriend, she became a dragoness for life.
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Me: I wonder what will your daddy old do to me if he hears me now.
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jodh: I don't know, he might be mad.
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Me: Yeah, like trying to kill me.
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Me: Yup, he tried to kill me one or twice here and there. All failed.
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josh: why did try to kill you?
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Me: Because of spilling the beans on him.
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josh: oh,yeah, i guess he would get mad over that.
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Me: i even tell his girlfriend about how did your parents broke up with each other.
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josh: yeah, I rather not talk about that.
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Me: me too, it's too painful for you.
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Jake*Grab me*: So this is where you were hiding.
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josh: dad! where you come from?
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Jake: I was spying on you the whole time!
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Jake: So i can see that are helping this punk messing with my life.
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Me: Yeah Jake, your kid doesn't help me with anything.
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josh: yeah, I swear I never did anything!
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Jake: Oh yeah, since then, i'll just have to do this. *Beating me up*
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Jake: Don't worry kid, i'm just taking out the trash.
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jos: no dad, stop! he's a friend!
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josh: him, he's my friend.
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Me: And your girlfriend's friend!
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Jake: Oh man, i can't let her see you like this!
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Jake: Cause if she sees him like this, she'll kill me!
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josh: oh, why would she do that?
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