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The human mind is truly a phenomenal wonder, allowing to us to learn, think freely, have and understand emotions, etc. However even though the mind is great not all minds are perfect. There are those who are born with or go through a traumatic experience and can suffer a mental illness or fall under madness. Today we have two combatants who are one of the most mentally unstable psychopaths in fiction;
Jinx, The Loose Cannon of League of Legends
Vs
The Joker, The Clown Prince of Crime
But put them together in a battle to the death... who will be victorious?
Battle of the Crazies!
Jinx – one of the many champions in League of Legends. Piltover, also known as the City of Progress, is a thriving, progressive city of art, craftsmanship, and trade where innovation walk hand in hand. It is a wealthy city of merchants from all over the world as well as home of the world’s brightest inventors. Everything was peaceful, that was until Jinx showed up. Out of no where a crazy blue-haired girl named Jinx started bombarding the city, destroying buildings and killing countless citizens caught in the blast. Jinx’s motive? The city was just too boring for her, Jinx is an agent of chaos and gets excited when havoc is loose especially if she’s the one who caused it. The sheriff of the city Caitlyn declared a city-wide manhunt for her and since then Caitlyn as well as the cities enforcer Vi are stuck in a game of cat and mouse hunting for Jinx. No one knows for sure exactly where Jinx came from, but many urban legends and folklores have sprung up around her; for example, some say she was once a young gang member who fell in with the wrong crowd and was either traumatized by one too many killings, suffered too much at the hands of an enemy, or was simply driven insane by sump fumes. A spirit of mayhem, agent of vengeance, whoever and wherever she came from she has turned Piltover into her own personal Gotham playground and must be stopped. As a lover of havoc Jinx carries a variety destructive arsenal, like her main weapon Pow-Pow which is a mini gun. She also carried a Rocket Launcher called Fishbones, Zapper or Zap! Is an electric pistol, and Chompers are flaming land mines that exploded when they come in contact with anyone it hits. In League of Legends all champions have a super move or special attack, Jinx’s is Super Mega Death Rocket! Jinx fires a rocket that not only kills whoever it hits but anything in the area as well, its power increases the more distance it travels. Jinx is the Queen of Anarchy as she evaded capture from Piltover's greatest enforcers, is the worst criminal in Piltover, challenged Vi to try and capture her and managed to evade her more then once, has held her own against numerous other champions in the League of Legends including Caitlyn and Vi, and she blew a treasury building to smithereens with only a few missiles. She may be a tricky trouble maker but despite her crazy arsenal she’s still human with limited durability. Also, but stating the obvious, she is mentally insane to the point where she talks to her weapons as if they were alive.
“ Rules are made to be broken... like buildings! Or people!"
(Music for Jinx; www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nlJuw… )
The Joker – Batman’s archnemesis. Gotham City, why would anybody want to live here? This city is the birthplace of many vile criminals and crazy people of the DC Universe. While you have people like The Penguin, Bane, Poison Ivy, Two Face, and others there’s one who tops them all while finding a sense of humor in it. Even during the act of murder no one gets happier like The Joker. The Joker’s origin is somewhat vague, he was either a thief who accidentally got his pregnant wife killed? A mob boss who stabbed Batman's girlfriend? A petty thug in the wrong place at the wrong time? Nobody knows for sure, not even The Joker himself. What we do know for sure is that at some point he fell into a container of mysterious chemicals during an encounter with Batman and when he emerged his body and mind were changed forever as the Clown Prince of Crime. Like all clowns he carries all sorts of toys and gadgets for entertainment. The Joker has knives and basic firearms like pistols, machine guns, and lots of explosives but his other weaponry are more prankster themed. He carries razor sharp playing cards, a gag flower filled with acid, an electric hand buzzer that literally shocks people to death, and his infamous Joker Venom. This poisonous gas forces its victims into an uncontrollable laughter that will cause them to suffocate and die while contorting their facial muscles in a nightmarish smile. He’s used this toxin so much he’s actually immune to it. While crazy The Joker is a cunning strategist who messes with the minds of both the sane and insane alike and is surprisingly good at close combat, even rivaling Batman and the assassin Deadshot. Even with Batman’s skill and intellect The Joker continues to play and outsmart him numerous times! And for someone so lanky he has an incredibly high pain tolerance, he’s been thrown off skyscrapers and survived, taken repetitive beatings from Batman, got a batarang lodged into his eye, and even cut his own face off just for shits and giggles! He’s not just a threat to Batman, he’s outsmarted other heroes like Superman and in the Injustice universe he drugged Superman to the point where he destroyed Metropolis including its citizens and made him kill Lois Lane without their unborn child. He’s incapacitated Wonder Woman, killed Jason Todd the 2nd Robin, made Batgirl a cripple, once used his Joker Venom to take out the entire Justice League, infiltrated the Pentagon, can resist mind control, in the Marvel and DC crossover knocked out The Red Skull, has killed other villains like Luthor, Mr. Freeze, the Royal Flush gang, and a high level telepath named Psimon, became ruler of Atlantis, and has survived point blank explosions. This psychopath may be one of DC’s greatest villains but despite the chemical disfigurement he’s still human and other then his cunning he doesn’t have any superpowers. While putting up a challenge he’s still defeated by Batman and one time by Alfred, and as you find out in Arkham Knight Joker has a attention seeking problem as his greatest fear is being forgotten (And the IRS in the animated series lol).
Batman- "It was all a lie, there's nothing wrong with you”
Joker- "Nice of you to say, but you of all people should know... there's plenty wrong with me"
(Music for The Joker; www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zyhQj… )
Who do you think will win?
Jinx belongs to Riot Games
The Joker belongs to DC Comics
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