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no one's is exactly sure how it is Uncle Ted was never born, scientists have been scratching their heads for 45 years. if you ask Ted what it's like being a floating, self-sufficient fetus. he'll tell you: "it's pretty cool, i've met a lot of neat people over the years. it's been a little hard to find work now that the 'freak shows' are becoming a thing of the past. i tried doing stand up once, but everybody saw the 'floating fetus' thing as a gimmick, however i've been working out a deal for a TV show with the folks at TLC. they plan to air it after that show about the little people. i guess overall my life's been pretty fun, though it kinda sucks not having a birthday."

i assure you, there are no political messages behind this one. i just thought that a floating fetus with a top hat was pretty funny, especially at two in the morning.

i use "pretty" as a modifier too much.

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no one's is exactly sure how it is Uncle Ted was never born, scientists have been scratching their heads for 45 years. if you ask Ted what it's like being a floating, self-sufficient fetus. he'll tell you: "it's pretty cool, i've met a lot of neat people over the years. it's been a little hard to find work now that the 'freak shows' are becoming a thing of the past. i tried doing stand up once, but everybody saw the 'floating fetus' thing as a gimmick, however i've been working out a deal for a TV show with the folks at TLC. they plan to air it after that show about the little people. i guess overall my life's been pretty fun, though it kinda sucks not having a birthday."

i assure you, there are no political messages behind this one. i just thought that a floating fetus with a top hat was pretty funny, especially at two in the morning.

i use "pretty" as a modifier too much.