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BobblyWack β I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
Published: 2013-10-10 00:32:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 3222; Favourites: 81; Downloads: 0
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Doesn't he look retarded SEXY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!I KNAAH RIIIGHHHT
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I tried so hard not to laugh and wake up my family.
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my computer sucks butt and it wont let me see it
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replace him with the princess from sonic 006
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we dont speak of sonic 06 here 0-0
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ramming into sega headquarters
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Dust: What the heck Sonic?! Being Miley again?! Haven't we spoke of this?! I thought we would agree for you to stop doing this!! -_-+
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Sonic: CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
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Dust: Oh that is it. -summons darkmatter fireball and turns that wrecking ball into smithereens after a single hit-
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Sonic: AND WE CAAANT STOOOPΒ
NO WE WOONT STOOOP
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Dust: ... -goes into outraged mode, causing an extremely powerful force of wind to vanish the wrecking ball- THE WRECKING BALL IS GONE, AND SO WILL YOUR SPINE BE.
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Sonic: CANT YOU SEE ITS WE WHO RUN THE NIGHT
CANT YOU SEE ITS WE WHO BOUT THAT LIFE YEA YEA
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Outraged Dust: ... -grabs your neck and practically squeezes it so hard you are unable to speak, as well as sing- ...HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
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Sonic: AND WE CANT STOP AND WE WONT STOP HUUURG
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Outraged Dust: -stamps feet- OH WHAT WILL MAKE YOU STOP?! -goes to normal form- ... Duhh! -shoves a chili dog in Sonic's mouth-
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Sonic: WE RUN THING- mmmff ok
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Dust: Yes! YEEEESSSSS!!! -flies out the roof on a toaster- YEAH TOAST!!!
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Sonic: o-o... is he gone? sweet WE CLAWED WE CHAINED OUR HEARTS IN VAIN WE JUUUMPED NEVER ASKING WHY
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-It rains chili dogs-
Dust: Just because you think I am gone doesn't mean I really aren't!
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Sonic: ...WEE KIFFED I FEEHH UNNER YO SFHHPELL *PAUSES* *SWALLOWS* A LOVE NO ONE COULD DEENY
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Dust: Be prepared Sonic, for a dream so beautiful it turns into a nightmare! -a blizzard of chili dogs kick up-
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Sonic: DONFF UU EFFUR SHAYY I JUHFSF WALLED AWAY I WII ALWAYDSHFFFFSDSFDHSJKJ
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Dust: -blasts a beam of chili dogs- You know you love Chili Dogs, Sonic. Eat them all, if you dare.
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Sonic: oowakawakawakawakawaka *eats them all pacman style*
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Dust: And now to finish the job.
Dust: -awakens from bed- WHAT THE!? -checks time- 7:00. Perfect time for breakfast. Well, it was a nightmare anyway.
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Sonic: *whispering from behind* I will always love you...
*raises voice* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOVE
ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK YOUR WAAALLS
ALL YOU EVER DID WAAAAAAS
WRE-E-E-CK MEEEE
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Dust: GAAH!! -runs out room-
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Sonic: *follows* YEA YOU
YOU WRE-E-ECK MEE
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Dust: -wearing earmuffs and arms crossed- Not listening. -yawns-
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Sonic: *lifts your earmuffs off your head just to be an asshole* I PUT YOU HIGH UP IN THE SKYΒ
AND NOOOW YU'RE NOT COM-ING DOWWWWWOWOWOWWN
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Dust: -grabs duct tape and slaps it on your mouth- That is it. If you are gonna sing any further at least do it to someone else.
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Sonic: MMPH MMPHH MMMPH MPPHH HMMMPH
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Dust: That's it. -grabs a chili dog cannon and fires away at your eyes- FEAST YOUR EYES ON CHILI!!
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Sonic: -eats them aaalll-
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Dust: Infinite chili dogs, served!
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Sonic: okay okay you win, im getting fat
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Dust: -grabs hammer and shatters the cannon- But if you sing another word this hammer is going to your brain.
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Dust: Now get outta my house. -points to the door, my finger twitching angirly-
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