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Boneitis — Here is a hat that will fit you perfectly
Published: 2012-01-22 07:51:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 802; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 24
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Two of my best friends ever got me this hat. It's about as good as my old hat. Life is like a hat. Sometimes hats gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta put em in the wash. You gotta stick it in there and rinse it off and wear it all over again. And sometimes a hat sticks to your head so much that one hat, a hat, it's not good enough. You gotta get up there with like all your fingers, you know, and you gotta really pull 'cause you gotta get it off! But if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta stand right up! You gotta run to a window and say, "This hat is stuck as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"Related content
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We've all got our own hats. i got a pepsi-cola hat. like a boss. a first level boss, but a boss nonetheless.
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"A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."
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"Give a fuck, give a fuck, I don't give a fuck" is what it screams.
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Hmmm was hoping you'd get the reference. Do you, by chance, know the origin of that hat?
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Indeed, it is. Jayne's hat, to be precise.
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