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Bosshamster — Eliminate Mustard Golem
Published: 2006-04-05 04:47:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 3952; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 398
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Pretend it's Wednesday.
Another For Fun entry for the Seventh Sanctum Silly Season Spectacular Showdown of Stuff ([link] ), this time based on a spell from the Grimoire of Questionable Spells: [link]
So, the next time you get menaced by a Mustard Golem, you'll know exactly what to do, hm?
Good God, I'm in some sort of artistic high gear this week - I dunno what's gotten into me, but I can't say I'm not happy about it.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's just HYSTERICAL!!!
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I'm sorry I haven't said anything before...
AWESOME!! It's going on the favorites list! MUAHAHA!
Yes, you made me die laughing. Er... well, not die, per say, since I'm technically still alive, but... you get the idea. I'll shut up now.
I love it.
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Overall, I'm kind of glad you did die and all. I'm sure there's some way they could've charged me for first-degree murder. Thanks for keeping me out of the big house.
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...and by "did", I meant "didn't". Boy oh boy.
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Now, are you absolutely sure about that? I really don't want anyone harboring plots to murder me or anything... that would certainly put a damper on our relationship.
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Er. Well. Funny you should... that is... YOU'LL NEVER CONVICT ME! *frantic scamperings*
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"So, the next time you get menaced by a Mustard Golem, you'll know exactly what to do, hm?"
Go and find a hot dog the size of the washington memorial?
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That might work, if you're not of a spellcasting persuasion.
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Or just a very hungry wizard. ^_^
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Hee hee. It would certainly be an interesting spell in the D&D universe (especially with how resiliant golems are against magic).
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It certainly would - but I somehow doubt it would get much practical usage. I mean, how many DMs are willing to include a magical mustard monster in their dungeon plan?
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I can think of at least two (myself included) ^_^.
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Well, then! You have my permission.
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Yay! ^_^. I have a feeling my boyfriend will be statting one up.
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I need to try and make spells like that in my game.
Like Induce Stupidity and Pudding Eruption. Induce Drunkeness... maybe something I made up, like Greater Vomiting, Mass.
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Or, my personal favourite, Unbelievable Spray of Diarrhea. I can't count the times I've randomly generated Unbelievable Sprays of obscene material on that generator...
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Now that I'm no longer sick, I have got to post these.
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"just cover yourself in mustard and break into her house at night"
I love mustard. Although, I can't stand ketchup.
Oh, right, about the picture! I love that dude's little arms and hands.. they're so adorable. That monster-thing is scary, though.. but very mustard-y 
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Mean, or hilarious?
Mustard is brilliant. I want to shake the hand of whoever first decided they'd make a condiment out of seeds from the mustard tree. That ranks almost as high as the caveman who first dropped his raw gazelle steak in a forest fire.
Thanks, sweetie.
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Uhh... both.
Agreed. But really? I'd assume the person who invented mustard to be dead, so, personally, would really rather not wish to shake hands with whoever it was.
No problem, lovely.
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Hahaha XD my ex girlfreind hated mustard perchanmce you could summon a Mustard Golem to beset her eh? LOL this is comic genius.
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Hmm. Summoning might be trickier. I'd say go for the next best thing - just cover yourself in mustard and break into her house at night.
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Hahaha idk her new boyfreind would rally up all his buddies and they would attack... and loose! WUAHAHAHAHAHA! haha jk. ANyway nicely done man very cool.
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