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BrokenTeapot β Doc Mario's megavitamin
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Yes, I did get this joke from Futurama. But in my defense, it was too good of a joke not to parody.
Dr. Mario and Toad Β© Nintendo
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I actrually imagined Mario shoving that up his ass with toad in pain
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In their name of uhh who ever said toad BEND OVER AND TAKE IT UP THERE TAILAST PIPE (like i said don't know who said heard it on YouTube)
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Toad: Oh boy...
3 hours of torture later...
Toad: *groaning while lying stomach down* Glad that's over.
Mario: You need two, remember? I have the other ready!
Toad: ...*faints*
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that's too fXXXing good! XD
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LOL I'm laughing too hard.
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i guess this is one reason why toad only goes after girls.
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THIS is why Toads voice changed: Β all the screaming.
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Let me set it straight, suppository means it goes up your ass
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something the doctor sticks up your butt.
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EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Suppository means it goes through your butt.....yeah it really is meant like that
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you mean the episode where everyone goes underwater?
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A suppository is a pill you shove up your bum.
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Suppositories are put in from the other hole,you know......
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(looks up "suppository")
What the heck did Toad get?!
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0 gawd darned wut the crapz!!!!!!???JK<>
A pill you shove up the bum! :3
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Not what I meant...
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Awkward......
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they meant what disease.
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Looks like Louis would be Dr. Mario's best (or only) friend...
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I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.
In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills
Take off your pants... good, now let's see...
turn your head and cough...
okay, now do me.
Please?
Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)
You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of meningitis)
Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!
Dr. Mario!
(look up "dr mario with lyrics" on newgrounds.com)
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