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I can't help it man. I was bored. And it was right there.

As a general disclaimer, there are no owls at all here. I can't draw them (or any animals) and I'm too stubborn to attempt, you know?

1. Obviously I'm myself. I'm not gonna rename myself Gary or something for the sake of a meme...
2. Navigation was cool stuff. They got to learn about the stars and tell people where everyone was going.
3. This moment actually happened I swear (albeit not like this, but it happened).
4. Idk if Coryn is techincally a guardian... but I think, as the king of all of the silly guardians, he deserves a spot on the roster.
5. The Striga: Duh. I think he's technically supposed to be a creepy old foreign guy and creeps on everyone until he dies. But, I mean, he's all, "I dun wanna be rich and pampered" and then he's all, "I burned all the books. all of them." And he creeper-eye-hypnotized all sorts of people, man. He was cool. And then he had an inconclusive romantic subplot with Nyra (which I can provide text evidence based arguments for as being legit btw). Really, in my gijinka spirit, along with 'Draco in Leather Pants'ing nature (although I certainly don't marysue villains or something D I couldn't help making him younger. He seems more princely and charismatic that way.
Nyra: Less to say about her, but, come on, she was the villain for most of the books. Nothing's worse than your worst enemy being your mother. She's an awesome warrior woman out to avenge her husband and she's ticked off that her son basically betrayed her to team up with his good-for-nothing-husband-killing uncle. And by the end of the books she's probably got worse scars than Kludd. Legit.
6. Don't really have a least fave.
7. I had no memory of Soren and Pelli getting together at all. Clearly it wasn't an important fact to me.
8. CORYN <3 He was too cool and, I'm sorry, but he was a million times better of a main character than Soren. Coryn was like, "emo kid but I gotta be a good leader and get over it" while Soren (for all I remember) is just kind of a whiny kid until at SOME point I guess he gets better?
9. THEY WEREN'T EVEN OUT OF THE BEYOND. HOW COME OTULISSA GETS HER EYE GAUGED OUT AND LIVED BUT CORYN DIED FROM HIS WING GETTING RIPPED OFF? EYE GAUGING IS DEADLY TOO. AND YEAH, THEY HADN'T EVEN LEFT THE BATTLEFIELD YET AND THEY WERE ALREADY MAKING HIM KING. Jeez.
10. YES. <3333 The Striga epicly stops the battle with random hostage negotiations only to be oldmanbreathcometpunched out the door. And they seriously barely go after him. They're like, "Eh. We'll get 'im next time." It's like, the dude just killed TONS of people, but it's fine. We'll get him eventually.
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13. The iiiice. I like a lot of the locations (obviously the tree is awesome, but it said region, so I drew the iiiice land. Cuz monks live there. And they make swords out of ICE. And have colorful pirates!)

Guardians of Ga'hoole (c) Kathryn Lasky
Silly continuing Ga'hoole mood courtesy of 30 Seconds to Mars

Description
I can't help it man. I was bored. And it was right there.

As a general disclaimer, there are no owls at all here. I can't draw them (or any animals) and I'm too stubborn to attempt, you know?

1. Obviously I'm myself. I'm not gonna rename myself Gary or something for the sake of a meme...
2. Navigation was cool stuff. They got to learn about the stars and tell people where everyone was going.
3. This moment actually happened I swear (albeit not like this, but it happened).
4. Idk if Coryn is techincally a guardian... but I think, as the king of all of the silly guardians, he deserves a spot on the roster.
5. The Striga: Duh. I think he's technically supposed to be a creepy old foreign guy and creeps on everyone until he dies. But, I mean, he's all, "I dun wanna be rich and pampered" and then he's all, "I burned all the books. all of them." And he creeper-eye-hypnotized all sorts of people, man. He was cool. And then he had an inconclusive romantic subplot with Nyra (which I can provide text evidence based arguments for as being legit btw). Really, in my gijinka spirit, along with 'Draco in Leather Pants'ing nature (although I certainly don't marysue villains or something D I couldn't help making him younger. He seems more princely and charismatic that way.
Nyra: Less to say about her, but, come on, she was the villain for most of the books. Nothing's worse than your worst enemy being your mother. She's an awesome warrior woman out to avenge her husband and she's ticked off that her son basically betrayed her to team up with his good-for-nothing-husband-killing uncle. And by the end of the books she's probably got worse scars than Kludd. Legit.
6. Don't really have a least fave.
7. I had no memory of Soren and Pelli getting together at all. Clearly it wasn't an important fact to me.
8. CORYN <3 He was too cool and, I'm sorry, but he was a million times better of a main character than Soren. Coryn was like, "emo kid but I gotta be a good leader and get over it" while Soren (for all I remember) is just kind of a whiny kid until at SOME point I guess he gets better?
9. THEY WEREN'T EVEN OUT OF THE BEYOND. HOW COME OTULISSA GETS HER EYE GAUGED OUT AND LIVED BUT CORYN DIED FROM HIS WING GETTING RIPPED OFF? EYE GAUGING IS DEADLY TOO. AND YEAH, THEY HADN'T EVEN LEFT THE BATTLEFIELD YET AND THEY WERE ALREADY MAKING HIM KING. Jeez.
10. YES. <3333 The Striga epicly stops the battle with random hostage negotiations only to be oldmanbreathcometpunched out the door. And they seriously barely go after him. They're like, "Eh. We'll get 'im next time." It's like, the dude just killed TONS of people, but it's fine. We'll get him eventually.
11. ...
12. ...
13. The iiiice. I like a lot of the locations (obviously the tree is awesome, but it said region, so I drew the iiiice land. Cuz monks live there. And they make swords out of ICE. And have colorful pirates!)

Guardians of Ga'hoole (c) Kathryn Lasky
Silly continuing Ga'hoole mood courtesy of 30 Seconds to Mars