Yugielecti [2018-11-02 02:30:46 +0000 UTC]
NO NUT NOVEMBER EMERGENCY BROADCAST
This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual No Nut November. All pornography has been restricted. Males with birthdays during No Nut November have been granted immunity and shall be allowed to nut on the day of their birth. Commencing at the siren, any and all nutting, including masturbation, sex, and other sorts of sexual activities will be illegal for 30 consecutive days. Prostitution, Porn websites, other porn media outlets, and girls will be unavailable for use until December, when No Nut November concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May Allah be with you all.
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