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*Warning* Contains a naughty word (lol!) and a teeny tiny bit of sexual description*

In the Lair, You were at the kitchen table eating (insert food), Raph was washing dishes, Leo and Mikey were playing videogames on the floor, Donnie was tweaking his drill at the table, April and Casey were chatting on the couch, and Master Splinter was having a cup of tea across from you.

As you ate, you wondered when your child (insert name) was going to get up from his/her nap. Speak of the devil, he/she came rushing out, full of energy and ready to play. But (name) came right up to you. "Mommy?" (Name) asked. "Yes, sweetie?" You replied looking down at your bundle of joy. (Names) eyes glimmered with curiosity. With an innocent smile planted on your and (insert turtle father) child's face, (Name) spoke loudly that everyone could hear...."What's a penis?"

You froze, a plate slipped and crashed on the floor as Raph stared at (Name), Leo and Mikey paused their game and with wide eyes looked over. Donnie slowly lifted his head from the drill and looked over to (Name). April and Casey froze mid-sentence and slowly turned their heads. Master Splinter even looked a bit surprised at the question and looked at you to see what your answer would be.

You weren't sure if you should be horrified or bust out laughing at your child's question, but you had to give him/her an answer. With a cool look you pointed at Raph. "Uncle Raph/Your Daddy is." You said blatantly.

"HEY!" Raph yelled with an angry look. Laughs erupted around the room. Everyone quieted down when (Name) spoke up again. "So does that mean Uncle Casey has a turtle, because he was talking about how long it is?" (Name) said naively.

Your jaw dropped and everyone turned to Casey. Casey was as red as Raph's mask. "When did you hear that?" You asked. "When Uncle Casey was talking to Aunt April in the dojo. I wanted to ask earlier but I forgot." (Name) stated. April turned a dark shade of pink. "Now honey, it is not polite to eavesdrop." You told (Name). "I'm sorry Mama." (Name) said with an ashamed look on his/her face. "That's alright, why don't you go grab your blocks and we can build a castle out here?" You suggested. "Okay!" (Name) said happily rushing back to his/her bedroom.

When (Name) was out of sight. You and your husband glared at Casey and April. "How about we keep the dirty talking to a minimum, okay!?" (Turtle name) said sternly. April looked like she could have died right there as Casey slouched further down into his seat. "I can't believe (Your name) just called Raph a Penis." Mikey piped up. Once again laughter flooded the room, as Raph stated that he was not.