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Published: 2008-03-10 02:22:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 15368; Favourites: 272; Downloads: 869
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... well, the logic works.
Finally, Ben uses his ultimate powers of manipulation to get some!So, a season four spoiler, but hell, we all knew it was happening. Ben's awkward courting of Juliet made me realize that he's a creepier when he's perky Ben as opposed to, well, creepy Ben. I mean, it's just weird to see such a cold, calculating man bopping around like he just discovered the pleasures of musical theatre.
I, personally, find it hilarious. I mean, a lot of people were bashing this episode as being 'useless', but no episode featuring New Othertown and its joyful inhabitants can be bad. I mean, Ben cooks Juliet a ham! That's prime televison
Also, Juliet's one of my favorites, so I'm a sucker for any Juliet-centric episodes. Oh, and there was Tom and Ethan and Goodwin and Goodwin's bitchy wife, who I seem to recall being a stalker of Joe Mantegna's character on Criminal Minds (though I may be making this up.)Is it next Thursday yet?! DAMMIT!!!!! I want some Dharma-brand wine.
This is quick and I swear it didn't drag me away from things I was actually supposed to doing... for too long
Soooooo.... is the 'her' refer to Annie... or to Ben's mom? Because Juliet looks an awful lot like her. Errrrr?
*runs away*
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I love this scene - it magnifies Ben's creepiness ten-fold. Great facial expressions
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Aawww, I really wish Juliet would have accepted Ben's attempts. Seriously, how stuck up can you be that you don't care for a ham? Hey, if she doesn't want it....
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I thought you might appreciate this idea:
INT. HYDRA COMPOUND - ROOM 23
JULIET BURKE sits with an IV attached to her arm, wearing funny blue goggles.
The screen: images alternate frenetically.
Plant a good seed and you will joyfully gather fruit.
EVERYTHING CHANGES
Ben Linus is cute and sophisticated.
We are the causes of our own suffering.
THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE
Literacy is more attractive than machismo.
Assemble the knowledge of the Universe within yourself.
BEN LOVES YOU AS HE LOVED JACOB
--
I guess what I'm trying to say is, Ben might have had better luck with the direct approach...
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Yes! I love Ben...he can be such a happy creeper
Poor Juliet has to give in sometime
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Happy creeping is better than angryBen creeping. Well, less deadly, and more full of ham!! 
EVENTUALLY! Hahahahaha...
(random note: I had a dream last night where Ben was madly in love with Kate 
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Haha YES!
O_O That would be...interesting.
I would love to see how Sawyer or Jack would react
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Poorly, I would imagine
Hissy fits and punching! (I'll leave you to deciding who does what 
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Well that episode is prob. My favorite. I think it's great. I always get shivers when Ben nearly shouts at Juliet "You're mine!"
Ooooh-- That's good tv
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You know, I'm almost certain Annie will turn out to be Ben's mom. She's some time-travelling creep too!
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"Useless episode"?!!!... That episode explains A LOT about Ben (and his weird relationship with Juliet), how can people call it useless?...
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Oh man, I loved this episode too! I was a bit freaked seeing Ben all ' perky' as well. When he opens the door and says 'Hi! Come on in!' Then he almost skips away in to the kitchen in that nerd!fasion had me just had me cracking up so hard! OH! and don't forget the whole 'YOUR MINE!!!' part. That was hilariously freaky. Poor Juliet. Ben you never cease to amaze and creep me out!
BTW. This picture is absolutely brilliant.
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LOL, I couldnt stop giggling during that scene, Ben was creepy but so giddy and adorable!
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You just Killed me x'""""""""""DDDDDDD
I totally love it, dear Master C:
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oh yeah, ben definitely has the hots for dead momma.
*sarcasm*
>.<
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Actually he does, Ben's mother was played by Michael Emerson's wife. XD
Nice picture, btw! I love that scene.
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AHH!He creeped me out that episode, in a dorable little way! XD
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One thing that makes a show either incredibly awesome or intolerably stupid:
Seeing one of the main villains wearing oven mitts.
Lost is among the former.
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Ahaha, this is awesome. During that scene, I was thinking "If Buuya doesn't draw something about this I'll be shocked!"
I found that episode highly entertaining, more entertaining than most of the previous episodes of the season. I was trying to suppress squeals since I was watching it with my mum. xD
Dharma wine, eh? Wonder if it's any good.
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LOL... why thank you
I imagine DHARMA wine is adequate, but even better when trapped on an island with no alternative
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when they first started showing juliet and ben, i called it. My mom was like, no.
I told her. but i dont really like her, mainly 'cause she totaly didnt choose ben and all, and she likes jack.
I wonder if her can "fix" her.
I cant wait til the season starts up again!
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"I mean, it's just weird to see such a cold, calculating man bopping around like he just discovered the pleasures of musical theatre." - you are so spot on there. I mean he SKIPPED to the oven! LOL!
Again, a brilliant piece of art. *fangirls* x
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LOL... it was a manly skip at least.
(...)
Who am I kidding
Thank you kindly!
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I don't believe words can articulate the awesomeness of this fanart 
Why does Ben have a picture of a naked lady on his wall?
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Thank you very much!
... because he is a creepy bugger
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You're very welcome!
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i need to catch up!
i finished the other women [or whatever its called]
and i need to see giddy mr ben!
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CAUGHT UP!
yes.
this is going to be amazing.
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haha! awww. you gotta love Ben in that episode. Once again, another hilarious Lost Fan Art
well done
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lol... Yeah, Ben was pretty creepy there.
XD I love how you draw them... they're all so shiny!
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seeing him romanceing juliet was especilly creepy for me since he looks alot like one of my teachers from high schools evil bug-eyed twin.
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