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11-11-10:

Riddle me this, why must I use HM2 to teach a CAT flash when I have a dragon with a tail that can produce more light than any polished coin could? It just doesn't make any sense.... Rock Tunnel lit up easily enough and I'm not surprised there were so many lost idiots in there.

Oh yeah, before entering the Tunnel I had to go through Cerulean again so I had Seto mistify Misty's poke'mon. Fire can and will destroy water and any other type that's its "weakness" if it's overpowered let me tell you. I gotta say though, Misty was wearing a pretty cute blue two-piece swim suit (so glad it wasn't pink). Anywho...

Lavender Town has this certain aura about it, nice music too. Before enjoying it though I traveled west past Route 8 and took the Underground Tunnel there to Route 7, which right outside of Celadon City. I chose to come here because this is where Poke"tell me where to find the creatures I want" said I could locate a Growlithe. I really wanted one cause they look so cute and cuddly with their flaming fur and all. So I caught one.

***Official second member of my party: Growlithe, nicknamed Axel.

Shortly after catching Axel, I visited the Dept. Store in Celadon(man is it nice) and bought a fire stone. I knew Growlithes don't evolve without one so I figured best to use it right away. So Axel is now a freaking awesome Arcanine which is perfect considering Erika is a grass-type Gym leader. Oh yes, it's time to set fire to some girls' flowers. ...Wait...

So ignoring the ol peeping tom outside the gym...Axel defeated them all perfectly. I had to laugh when one Beauty shouted at me "Don't bring any Bug or Fire types in here!" mainly cause she was the last I fried before Erika. Oh and I think seeing my power scared her brain of something cause before facing me she was going on about the weather and "didn't realize I came to battle her"....Kiss my firey arse, you didn't know my intentions. Your building is about to burn down, your gal pals are crying over their now charcoled poke'mon but you had no clue that I was really after you did ya? Of course not cause the sky was just too freakin' beautiful today....

After receiving my fourth badge I decided to check out this local restaurant I heard was good. They were having some sort of eating contest in there...ewww... But I did get something out of it and one somber man handed me his old Coin Case. Now I'm only nineteen, but I've heard these other trainers that start out at ten can gamble too. Oh the humanity... I walk in the Casino and most of the players in there gave me, "the little kid", some coins for free so I could "start playing". I got about fifty coins off these kind/foolish people. I say foolish for later I found out that buying fifty coins costs ya a thousand. Yeah. Ten thousand gets ya five hundred coins and that's what I started investing in cause I came to find the prizes next door are freaking awesome!

Before leaving the Casino I noticed a Rocket was lingering next to some poster. Being the one with the bold and hasty fire types I approached him and kicked his can outta- the room? Yeah so before running off he shouts "Our hideout may be discovered!" and what not and runs off into what looks like a wall. Curious no? I noticed the poster edges were falling off then spotted a switch behind it. Yeah I pressed it for kicks and up pops a flight of stairs where the Rocket had recently fled! The next few idk how long consisted of me taking down numerous Rockets in this "Hide-a-way". I ended up meeting with their boss though, some guy named Giovanni. Figures that some nicely dressed, rich, Italian would be the brains behind their operations. Now his poke'mon were decent, Axel torched them, but grant it they were okay. So what do I get for running Team Rocket out of the Casino? Oh no not more coins, but absolutely nothing (save for the money I took from the loosers which then I bought coins with and other goodies).

After this event I choose to walk around the City for abit. I entered this mansion to be greeted by a sweet old lady who gave me some tea. Now I wasn't all that thirsty but eh, I'm not one to refuse some tea. And neither are some thirsty Security Guards either evidently. I was trying to take a short cut on Route 7 to get to Saffron when the guard was about to stop me. Somehow he knew I had tea on me and asked if he could have it to "share with the other guards and allow me through"... First of all...It was a tea BAG to be precise and I hardly think that alone can cure thirst. Secondly...how much freakin' tea could you get out of that and of course, Third...why the hell aren't you all prepared for a hard day's work? You can purchase some fresh water on the roof of the Dept Store for only two hundred-...yeah okay take the damn tea for free....

Hey I found out where the Rockets from the Casino ran off to the City next door, aren't they just brimming with smarts? So their next "hideout" is this huge corporation called Silph. Apparently this company is the head of Poke'Technology so I can see why TR would want to take over it. Saving our parched law enforcement the trouble I chose to be a good citizen for once. Holy Magiccarp there were portals and not the kinda you can have fun with! If it wasn't for my good sense of direction I could have been stuck in there for who knows how long. Anyway, after finding this Card Key which could open some locked doors (yeah...sad huh?) I make my way to one portal next to a corrupted Scientist to appear in a room with....oh hell you can figure it out.

Gary Samson Oak, a.k.a Mr. Sniffy, really...really...needs to get laid (when he's of age that is). So Mr. Sniffy Leo-struts up to me after teleporting into the room saying "I've been waiting for you" and that he saw me in Celadon and what not so choose to wait here in this building which is in the process of being taken over by evil thugs and wait to face me. Oh no, he wasn't there to help take down these evil doers, just chilling till I came along to do the deed....Oh I can't wait to tell his sweet ol' man about this. Gray...you CAN'T BEAT ME nor Seto nor Axel...got it memorized?

After Mr. I'm-gonna-become-a-sniffing-stalker left the building, some dude that works at Silph Co. felt so grateful that I was here to save him (oh no problem man, I do this for a living unlike your tax money) that he gave me a Lapras. Meh, it makes a nice addition to for Bill's PC. Oh don't worry mommy loves you all equally as she puts you in storage. Anyway the best reward for saving this company (no I'm not the VP...dammit) was a Masterball that is said to catch any poke'mon without fail. Now the last bit I'd like to say is: what sort of technology company gets broken into and their own equipment used on them? Surely not all major companies fail this bad...right?...Giovanni must have equipped his men with invisible guns...

Two Gyms next to eachother? Oh one is really a poorly labeled Dojo, okay. So I went into the left "Gym" first to fight a bunch of Blackbelts (again not Kun-Fu dammit). Axel is pretty scary after I used that TM Aerial Ace, plus Seto knows Wing Attack. The master let me take one of his prized poke'mon in return for not "taking the name of the dojo" or something like that...I chose Hitmanchan and now Steve is in storage with his family I don't give a hoot about. Sabrina's Gym also had portals...oh joy...But Bite, which is a dark type move, beats psychic so Axel leveled up nicely. So then I had five badges.

Went back to Lavender Town, idk why just felt like it. I finally decided to go into that Poke'mon Tower to pay my respects...then "he" showed up. Kicked his butt right outta this sacred place, "smell ya later a$$hat". I seriously think he's stalking me but then so far he's gotten to all the Gyms before me...idk, but the boy DOES have problems. But then...who doesn't so far? The next few people I met certainly did as they all ran up to me screaming "Kekeke" and "Kwaahhhh!" and eerie stuff like that then tried to convince me that they were being possessed... After defeating one Channeler she shouted "Something fell out!" ...I had to fight so hard to hold back the urge not to reply with "Sorry for you and your husband's loss".

Description
11-11-10:

Riddle me this, why must I use HM2 to teach a CAT flash when I have a dragon with a tail that can produce more light than any polished coin could? It just doesn't make any sense.... Rock Tunnel lit up easily enough and I'm not surprised there were so many lost idiots in there.

Oh yeah, before entering the Tunnel I had to go through Cerulean again so I had Seto mistify Misty's poke'mon. Fire can and will destroy water and any other type that's its "weakness" if it's overpowered let me tell you. I gotta say though, Misty was wearing a pretty cute blue two-piece swim suit (so glad it wasn't pink). Anywho...

Lavender Town has this certain aura about it, nice music too. Before enjoying it though I traveled west past Route 8 and took the Underground Tunnel there to Route 7, which right outside of Celadon City. I chose to come here because this is where Poke"tell me where to find the creatures I want" said I could locate a Growlithe. I really wanted one cause they look so cute and cuddly with their flaming fur and all. So I caught one.

***Official second member of my party: Growlithe, nicknamed Axel.

Shortly after catching Axel, I visited the Dept. Store in Celadon(man is it nice) and bought a fire stone. I knew Growlithes don't evolve without one so I figured best to use it right away. So Axel is now a freaking awesome Arcanine which is perfect considering Erika is a grass-type Gym leader. Oh yes, it's time to set fire to some girls' flowers. ...Wait...

So ignoring the ol peeping tom outside the gym...Axel defeated them all perfectly. I had to laugh when one Beauty shouted at me "Don't bring any Bug or Fire types in here!" mainly cause she was the last I fried before Erika. Oh and I think seeing my power scared her brain of something cause before facing me she was going on about the weather and "didn't realize I came to battle her"....Kiss my firey arse, you didn't know my intentions. Your building is about to burn down, your gal pals are crying over their now charcoled poke'mon but you had no clue that I was really after you did ya? Of course not cause the sky was just too freakin' beautiful today....

After receiving my fourth badge I decided to check out this local restaurant I heard was good. They were having some sort of eating contest in there...ewww... But I did get something out of it and one somber man handed me his old Coin Case. Now I'm only nineteen, but I've heard these other trainers that start out at ten can gamble too. Oh the humanity... I walk in the Casino and most of the players in there gave me, "the little kid", some coins for free so I could "start playing". I got about fifty coins off these kind/foolish people. I say foolish for later I found out that buying fifty coins costs ya a thousand. Yeah. Ten thousand gets ya five hundred coins and that's what I started investing in cause I came to find the prizes next door are freaking awesome!

Before leaving the Casino I noticed a Rocket was lingering next to some poster. Being the one with the bold and hasty fire types I approached him and kicked his can outta- the room? Yeah so before running off he shouts "Our hideout may be discovered!" and what not and runs off into what looks like a wall. Curious no? I noticed the poster edges were falling off then spotted a switch behind it. Yeah I pressed it for kicks and up pops a flight of stairs where the Rocket had recently fled! The next few idk how long consisted of me taking down numerous Rockets in this "Hide-a-way". I ended up meeting with their boss though, some guy named Giovanni. Figures that some nicely dressed, rich, Italian would be the brains behind their operations. Now his poke'mon were decent, Axel torched them, but grant it they were okay. So what do I get for running Team Rocket out of the Casino? Oh no not more coins, but absolutely nothing (save for the money I took from the loosers which then I bought coins with and other goodies).

After this event I choose to walk around the City for abit. I entered this mansion to be greeted by a sweet old lady who gave me some tea. Now I wasn't all that thirsty but eh, I'm not one to refuse some tea. And neither are some thirsty Security Guards either evidently. I was trying to take a short cut on Route 7 to get to Saffron when the guard was about to stop me. Somehow he knew I had tea on me and asked if he could have it to "share with the other guards and allow me through"... First of all...It was a tea BAG to be precise and I hardly think that alone can cure thirst. Secondly...how much freakin' tea could you get out of that and of course, Third...why the hell aren't you all prepared for a hard day's work? You can purchase some fresh water on the roof of the Dept Store for only two hundred-...yeah okay take the damn tea for free....

Hey I found out where the Rockets from the Casino ran off to the City next door, aren't they just brimming with smarts? So their next "hideout" is this huge corporation called Silph. Apparently this company is the head of Poke'Technology so I can see why TR would want to take over it. Saving our parched law enforcement the trouble I chose to be a good citizen for once. Holy Magiccarp there were portals and not the kinda you can have fun with! If it wasn't for my good sense of direction I could have been stuck in there for who knows how long. Anyway, after finding this Card Key which could open some locked doors (yeah...sad huh?) I make my way to one portal next to a corrupted Scientist to appear in a room with....oh hell you can figure it out.

Gary Samson Oak, a.k.a Mr. Sniffy, really...really...needs to get laid (when he's of age that is). So Mr. Sniffy Leo-struts up to me after teleporting into the room saying "I've been waiting for you" and that he saw me in Celadon and what not so choose to wait here in this building which is in the process of being taken over by evil thugs and wait to face me. Oh no, he wasn't there to help take down these evil doers, just chilling till I came along to do the deed....Oh I can't wait to tell his sweet ol' man about this. Gray...you CAN'T BEAT ME nor Seto nor Axel...got it memorized?

After Mr. I'm-gonna-become-a-sniffing-stalker left the building, some dude that works at Silph Co. felt so grateful that I was here to save him (oh no problem man, I do this for a living unlike your tax money) that he gave me a Lapras. Meh, it makes a nice addition to for Bill's PC. Oh don't worry mommy loves you all equally as she puts you in storage. Anyway the best reward for saving this company (no I'm not the VP...dammit) was a Masterball that is said to catch any poke'mon without fail. Now the last bit I'd like to say is: what sort of technology company gets broken into and their own equipment used on them? Surely not all major companies fail this bad...right?...Giovanni must have equipped his men with invisible guns...

Two Gyms next to eachother? Oh one is really a poorly labeled Dojo, okay. So I went into the left "Gym" first to fight a bunch of Blackbelts (again not Kun-Fu dammit). Axel is pretty scary after I used that TM Aerial Ace, plus Seto knows Wing Attack. The master let me take one of his prized poke'mon in return for not "taking the name of the dojo" or something like that...I chose Hitmanchan and now Steve is in storage with his family I don't give a hoot about. Sabrina's Gym also had portals...oh joy...But Bite, which is a dark type move, beats psychic so Axel leveled up nicely. So then I had five badges.

Went back to Lavender Town, idk why just felt like it. I finally decided to go into that Poke'mon Tower to pay my respects...then "he" showed up. Kicked his butt right outta this sacred place, "smell ya later a$$hat". I seriously think he's stalking me but then so far he's gotten to all the Gyms before me...idk, but the boy DOES have problems. But then...who doesn't so far? The next few people I met certainly did as they all ran up to me screaming "Kekeke" and "Kwaahhhh!" and eerie stuff like that then tried to convince me that they were being possessed... After defeating one Channeler she shouted "Something fell out!" ...I had to fight so hard to hold back the urge not to reply with "Sorry for you and your husband's loss".