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Author's Note: I do NOT own any Fairy Odd Parents and or any characters and plot lines associated with the animated cartoon show created by Butch Hartman. This story mentioned yaoi/ homosexual relations between men. It also contains other adult material.

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Timmy's fairy world party was going smoothly. The first order of business at the party was gift giving. This magical event consisted of Timmy sitting on a very girly throne while he was presented with gifts from various fairies. He had gotten some pretty cool presents. Jorgen Von Strangle and the Tooth Fairy had given him a set of magical grills. The Tooth Fairy said that the shiny metal fronts would protect Timmy's glorious teeth, while Jorgen had agreed to buy them in an attempt to make Timmy more manly. The silver teeth coverings just made Timmy want to yell "Flava Flav".

Juandissimo Magnifico had shown up followed by a horde of fairy women . Over the years his infatuation with Wanda had faded. Unfortunately for Timmy however, Juandissimo's attention was now fixated on Timmy, himself. As the flamboyant fairy approached Timmy looked over at Wanda for help. "Hey, don't look at me. I had to deal with him for over a millennia."

Juandissimo was now kneeling before him and Timmy tried to fake a smile. It came across as more of a twitch. Before Timmy could greet him however, Juandissimo grabbed Timmy's hand, kissed it and started spouting, "AH Timmy, my glorious dove. You look like a majestic queen upon her throne. Please, my love, let me be you're king."

Timmy slowly withdrew his hand from Juandissimo's grasp. "Ah, thanks for coming."

"Please, sweet angel, accept my gift of this birthday cake." Juandissimo declared.

"A birthday cake? There's a birthday cake over there." Timmy stated as he pointed at a ten layer cake, done up with frosting  the color of Timmy's pink hat that he had worn for years before he had grown out of it and replaced it with a small pink hair clip that he could hide under his bangs if need be.

"Ah, yes, my beautiful birthday boy, but this cake is special. For whoever you blow the candles out with on the day of you're miraculous birth will forever be bonded to you and you're fates will be connected for eternity." Juandissimo explained.

"And you want me to blow the candles out with you I suppose." Timmy inferred.

"Why yes, my angel. Naturally I am the best choice. With my sexy Spanish accent, and majestic body," Juandissimo voiced, his shirt ripping down the center exposing wash board abs and glorious pecks multiple times, "I would be the best choice. And I will love you… for eternity, my radiant flower."

Timmy just stared at the Latino fairy before finally asking Wanda, "Does he know I'm a boy?"

"I think so Sport. Although you did wear a lot of pink growing up." Wanda answered.

"Right." Timmy said before turning his attention back to Juandissimo, "Well Juandissimo, I'm sorry. I already have someone to share this cake with, and his name is Chip Skylark."  There was a collective gasp from all the fairies. "Now ladies?" Timmy motioned for Juandissimo's massive flock of women to drag him away.

"NOOOOO! Damn you Chip Skylark with you're perfect teeth and voice like a million angels. Timmy Turner will be mine!" Juandissimo screamed as he was dragged away, clawing at the carpeted floor.

"Ok, that was a little creepy." Timmy mumbled.

"Timmy Turner loves Chip Skylark, international pop star singing sensation. No wonder he still has God Parents, " Jorgen laughed.

"Shut up Jorgen! It's cute. Besides two people with such amazing teeth deserve each other." The Tooth fairy intervened. Timmy watched the couple banter back and forth about his feelings with fascination, but his thoughts were soon drawn away from the recent event when Mark Chang, Timmy's long time alien friend arrived.

Mark's surfer boy voice cut into Timmy's thoughts, "TIMMY TURNER! It is like totally righteous that you would have such an awesome party…"
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Mean while as Timmy continued opening up gifts and forgetting all about the rejected Juandissimo, the fairy in question sat in the corner of the room glaring at the laughing teenager. "Laugh while you still can Timmy, for soon you will lose your precious Chip Skylark and you will be mine." Juandissimo plotted to himself followed by malevolent laughter.
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Chip sat on the plane over looking the Pacific Ocean. He had read all the Teen Beat magazines on his jet. He was particularly disappointed in how shallow they made him look. Sure he liked to have sparkling teeth, perfect hair, and a body like a Greek god, but he was real person with real feelings too. None of those feelings were more important then his feelings for the exquisite Timmy Turner.

"TIMMY! Timmy will distract me from this boring plane ride." Chip said, very happy that he would have an excuse to use the nifty airplane phone for once.

Chip dialed the phone and waited patiently as it rang… and rang… and rang.

"Hey," Timmy's voice picked up

"Oh my god Timmy…" Chip started

"You've reached Timmy Turner. I'm sorry I can't pick up the phone right now, but if you leave you're name and number I'll you back. Unless of course I don't care or you're Vicky; I won't call you back if it's Vicky." Timmy's voice message recording played.

A small frown crossed Chip's face, "Hey, Timmy it's Chip. I just wanted to say hi. I'll be landing in a few hours. I… lov… I mean I miss you. Um you know, in a… in a friend way ya know I mean… but I'm really excited to see you tonight and yeah." There was a long pause as Chip tried to think of something to cover up his fumbling. "Uh, bye?"

Completely embarrassed by the completely ridiculous message he had just left, Chip proceeded to hit himself in the head with the phone, "Stupid, stupid, stupid. What did you want him to think? That you were coming on to him?" Finally Chip threw the phone toward the other wall, only to have it snap back on it's cord and hit him in the face.

"Fuck!" Chip yelled as he fell out of his chair and laid on the floor of his jet. "Oh god, I'm so screwed."

Description
Author's Note: I do NOT own any Fairy Odd Parents and or any characters and plot lines associated with the animated cartoon show created by Butch Hartman. This story mentioned yaoi/ homosexual relations between men. It also contains other adult material.

______________________________________________________________________________

Timmy's fairy world party was going smoothly. The first order of business at the party was gift giving. This magical event consisted of Timmy sitting on a very girly throne while he was presented with gifts from various fairies. He had gotten some pretty cool presents. Jorgen Von Strangle and the Tooth Fairy had given him a set of magical grills. The Tooth Fairy said that the shiny metal fronts would protect Timmy's glorious teeth, while Jorgen had agreed to buy them in an attempt to make Timmy more manly. The silver teeth coverings just made Timmy want to yell "Flava Flav".

Juandissimo Magnifico had shown up followed by a horde of fairy women . Over the years his infatuation with Wanda had faded. Unfortunately for Timmy however, Juandissimo's attention was now fixated on Timmy, himself. As the flamboyant fairy approached Timmy looked over at Wanda for help. "Hey, don't look at me. I had to deal with him for over a millennia."

Juandissimo was now kneeling before him and Timmy tried to fake a smile. It came across as more of a twitch. Before Timmy could greet him however, Juandissimo grabbed Timmy's hand, kissed it and started spouting, "AH Timmy, my glorious dove. You look like a majestic queen upon her throne. Please, my love, let me be you're king."

Timmy slowly withdrew his hand from Juandissimo's grasp. "Ah, thanks for coming."

"Please, sweet angel, accept my gift of this birthday cake." Juandissimo declared.

"A birthday cake? There's a birthday cake over there." Timmy stated as he pointed at a ten layer cake, done up with frosting  the color of Timmy's pink hat that he had worn for years before he had grown out of it and replaced it with a small pink hair clip that he could hide under his bangs if need be.

"Ah, yes, my beautiful birthday boy, but this cake is special. For whoever you blow the candles out with on the day of you're miraculous birth will forever be bonded to you and you're fates will be connected for eternity." Juandissimo explained.

"And you want me to blow the candles out with you I suppose." Timmy inferred.

"Why yes, my angel. Naturally I am the best choice. With my sexy Spanish accent, and majestic body," Juandissimo voiced, his shirt ripping down the center exposing wash board abs and glorious pecks multiple times, "I would be the best choice. And I will love you… for eternity, my radiant flower."

Timmy just stared at the Latino fairy before finally asking Wanda, "Does he know I'm a boy?"

"I think so Sport. Although you did wear a lot of pink growing up." Wanda answered.

"Right." Timmy said before turning his attention back to Juandissimo, "Well Juandissimo, I'm sorry. I already have someone to share this cake with, and his name is Chip Skylark."  There was a collective gasp from all the fairies. "Now ladies?" Timmy motioned for Juandissimo's massive flock of women to drag him away.

"NOOOOO! Damn you Chip Skylark with you're perfect teeth and voice like a million angels. Timmy Turner will be mine!" Juandissimo screamed as he was dragged away, clawing at the carpeted floor.

"Ok, that was a little creepy." Timmy mumbled.

"Timmy Turner loves Chip Skylark, international pop star singing sensation. No wonder he still has God Parents, " Jorgen laughed.

"Shut up Jorgen! It's cute. Besides two people with such amazing teeth deserve each other." The Tooth fairy intervened. Timmy watched the couple banter back and forth about his feelings with fascination, but his thoughts were soon drawn away from the recent event when Mark Chang, Timmy's long time alien friend arrived.

Mark's surfer boy voice cut into Timmy's thoughts, "TIMMY TURNER! It is like totally righteous that you would have such an awesome party…"
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Mean while as Timmy continued opening up gifts and forgetting all about the rejected Juandissimo, the fairy in question sat in the corner of the room glaring at the laughing teenager. "Laugh while you still can Timmy, for soon you will lose your precious Chip Skylark and you will be mine." Juandissimo plotted to himself followed by malevolent laughter.
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Chip sat on the plane over looking the Pacific Ocean. He had read all the Teen Beat magazines on his jet. He was particularly disappointed in how shallow they made him look. Sure he liked to have sparkling teeth, perfect hair, and a body like a Greek god, but he was real person with real feelings too. None of those feelings were more important then his feelings for the exquisite Timmy Turner.

"TIMMY! Timmy will distract me from this boring plane ride." Chip said, very happy that he would have an excuse to use the nifty airplane phone for once.

Chip dialed the phone and waited patiently as it rang… and rang… and rang.

"Hey," Timmy's voice picked up

"Oh my god Timmy…" Chip started

"You've reached Timmy Turner. I'm sorry I can't pick up the phone right now, but if you leave you're name and number I'll you back. Unless of course I don't care or you're Vicky; I won't call you back if it's Vicky." Timmy's voice message recording played.

A small frown crossed Chip's face, "Hey, Timmy it's Chip. I just wanted to say hi. I'll be landing in a few hours. I… lov… I mean I miss you. Um you know, in a… in a friend way ya know I mean… but I'm really excited to see you tonight and yeah." There was a long pause as Chip tried to think of something to cover up his fumbling. "Uh, bye?"

Completely embarrassed by the completely ridiculous message he had just left, Chip proceeded to hit himself in the head with the phone, "Stupid, stupid, stupid. What did you want him to think? That you were coming on to him?" Finally Chip threw the phone toward the other wall, only to have it snap back on it's cord and hit him in the face.

"Fuck!" Chip yelled as he fell out of his chair and laid on the floor of his jet. "Oh god, I'm so screwed."