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OH LOOK I'M BACK!

*silence. Everywhere. Slowly, everyone starts to leave*

I'M BACK! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?

*now everyone starts to leave, quickly.*

*yells louder, because she thinks you still can't hear her*

(You know that person who is thinks is invited to a party, shows up, but really wasn't actually invited to the party and everyone -)

Shut up, Brain.

Okay, so I've been gone for a little while.

(And now you're back. Yay.)

ANYWAY. I've been temporarily gone for a little while. Well, technically, I've been here, I just haven't been here here, if you know what I mean by that. Which you probably don't, unless you read the Dictionary of Stuff Jess Says That Makes Sense To Only Her, which you probably haven't, because I haven't finished it yet, and because I'm a lazy pile, I probably won't.

(You probably haven't even started it, Moron.)

*pretends not to listen to Brain.* Anyway. So I'm back tho, with more failtastic fun and failtastic scans! Did you miss me?

So I decided that little Chastity Chas Chas will start us off! So here she is, with all the circles for a funtastic happy fun time! Hurr. I guess its my new thing now to put words in front of "tastic". IM AWESOME. I've felt like drawing her a lot lately, and I feel she is to blame for my recent obsession with pink. I also blame her for my sudden urge to buy a lot of clothes.

(Blaming your characters for your shopping problem is really low, Jess.)

Well if they would just obey my every command, I wouldn't have to blame them for everything and torture them the way I do.

Anyway. So here she is! Obviously nothing particularly exciting, just a picture drawn for the sheer fact that I wanted to draw Chastity. I had fun with the pose, and wanted something cute and fun because Chastity is, well, cute and fun.

And it's...*looks around her characters* Ajax's fault that I'm eating this muffin right now.

Ajax: Well, it's a whole grain muffin, so it can't be that bad, right? *shrugs*

Touche, Ajax. Touche.

Anyway. She's adorb. She's sometimes a little challenging to draw, since she's supposed to be really skinny, and, quite honestly, sometimes drawing super skinny characters is more difficult then more curvy characters. I can sometimes get pretty anal with how my characters look and if they don't look "right" I get really frustrated, and even tho she is very skinny here, her legs look too...thick...if that makes sense. She dances so it's not uncommon for her to have muscled legs, of course, but unfortunately genetics stated that all the Jack children be tall and lanky until about the age of 18 or so where they either will remain tall and lanky, or get a little more defined. Anyway. And, she's also really skinny, but really curvy too. (I've seen it, just so you know. You don't have to be a "real woman" to be curvy, seriously.) So yet another challenge sometimes as well. So anyway. Her she is. Her feet are rather tiny. I can't decide if it's because she's wearing crazy Lady Gaga-esque heels that are higher than god knows what, or if because I failed and gave her tiny feet.

I'm pretty sure it's the later. But I still like this one, she's so precious! I really just wanted a simple background, so I thought I'd just take some watercolour pencils and put a bunch of floating circles that make us smile in the background. Or you just shake your head because Jess does really lame backgrounds, whatever your fancy. I would like to pretend that it makes you smile. Especially with that happy little purple one thar. It goes well with the other happy little circles. And the happy little Chastity as well too. She actually likes the happy little pink circle the best.

And of course, my stupid ass scanner ruined what it wanted, but this isn't an entirely awful scan. It's actually quite beautiful compared to what we've seen, and it's interesting how my scanner makes my pictures of my female characters really nice. Because it's a pervert, probably. Creepy old perv scanners. And now that Chastity is 16, that also makes my scanner a paedophile. Great. Pedoscanner. Icon plz?

I lurve her jeans! I just love light jeans so much, even tho I own a crap load of dark clothing, theres something about light, faded jeans that make me have orgasms all over the place. Bonus points if they have distressing!

I've been really annoyed with my shadows lately. The shadow you see here in this picture is actually one of my better shadows. I don't know why, I just think some of my shadows these days look like poo, I don't know if it's just the way I'm shading or if I'm bored of picking on the usual parts I find wrong with my drawings and moving on to more pointless things (i.e shadows.), but c'est la vie. Maybe I could just not draw shadows, and my characters could be vampires, like I've stated so many times.

But then some characters, like Mac, won't have reflections, and therefore can't look at their beautiful faces in the mirrors. And that makes Mac a sad panda. S'all right, Mac. You can still feel yourself. And possibly sparkle, depending on what type of vampire you are.

Anyway. Just something fun of Chastity. I like it, some things bother me of course, but I still like it a lot! Ain't she precious? She probably gets her way, a lot.

Chas-a-Chas here is © to Jess Ratte

Description
OH LOOK I'M BACK!

*silence. Everywhere. Slowly, everyone starts to leave*

I'M BACK! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?

*now everyone starts to leave, quickly.*

*yells louder, because she thinks you still can't hear her*

(You know that person who is thinks is invited to a party, shows up, but really wasn't actually invited to the party and everyone -)

Shut up, Brain.

Okay, so I've been gone for a little while.

(And now you're back. Yay.)

ANYWAY. I've been temporarily gone for a little while. Well, technically, I've been here, I just haven't been here here, if you know what I mean by that. Which you probably don't, unless you read the Dictionary of Stuff Jess Says That Makes Sense To Only Her, which you probably haven't, because I haven't finished it yet, and because I'm a lazy pile, I probably won't.

(You probably haven't even started it, Moron.)

*pretends not to listen to Brain.* Anyway. So I'm back tho, with more failtastic fun and failtastic scans! Did you miss me?

So I decided that little Chastity Chas Chas will start us off! So here she is, with all the circles for a funtastic happy fun time! Hurr. I guess its my new thing now to put words in front of "tastic". IM AWESOME. I've felt like drawing her a lot lately, and I feel she is to blame for my recent obsession with pink. I also blame her for my sudden urge to buy a lot of clothes.

(Blaming your characters for your shopping problem is really low, Jess.)

Well if they would just obey my every command, I wouldn't have to blame them for everything and torture them the way I do.

Anyway. So here she is! Obviously nothing particularly exciting, just a picture drawn for the sheer fact that I wanted to draw Chastity. I had fun with the pose, and wanted something cute and fun because Chastity is, well, cute and fun.

And it's...*looks around her characters* Ajax's fault that I'm eating this muffin right now.

Ajax: Well, it's a whole grain muffin, so it can't be that bad, right? *shrugs*

Touche, Ajax. Touche.

Anyway. She's adorb. She's sometimes a little challenging to draw, since she's supposed to be really skinny, and, quite honestly, sometimes drawing super skinny characters is more difficult then more curvy characters. I can sometimes get pretty anal with how my characters look and if they don't look "right" I get really frustrated, and even tho she is very skinny here, her legs look too...thick...if that makes sense. She dances so it's not uncommon for her to have muscled legs, of course, but unfortunately genetics stated that all the Jack children be tall and lanky until about the age of 18 or so where they either will remain tall and lanky, or get a little more defined. Anyway. And, she's also really skinny, but really curvy too. (I've seen it, just so you know. You don't have to be a "real woman" to be curvy, seriously.) So yet another challenge sometimes as well. So anyway. Her she is. Her feet are rather tiny. I can't decide if it's because she's wearing crazy Lady Gaga-esque heels that are higher than god knows what, or if because I failed and gave her tiny feet.

I'm pretty sure it's the later. But I still like this one, she's so precious! I really just wanted a simple background, so I thought I'd just take some watercolour pencils and put a bunch of floating circles that make us smile in the background. Or you just shake your head because Jess does really lame backgrounds, whatever your fancy. I would like to pretend that it makes you smile. Especially with that happy little purple one thar. It goes well with the other happy little circles. And the happy little Chastity as well too. She actually likes the happy little pink circle the best.

And of course, my stupid ass scanner ruined what it wanted, but this isn't an entirely awful scan. It's actually quite beautiful compared to what we've seen, and it's interesting how my scanner makes my pictures of my female characters really nice. Because it's a pervert, probably. Creepy old perv scanners. And now that Chastity is 16, that also makes my scanner a paedophile. Great. Pedoscanner. Icon plz?

I lurve her jeans! I just love light jeans so much, even tho I own a crap load of dark clothing, theres something about light, faded jeans that make me have orgasms all over the place. Bonus points if they have distressing!

I've been really annoyed with my shadows lately. The shadow you see here in this picture is actually one of my better shadows. I don't know why, I just think some of my shadows these days look like poo, I don't know if it's just the way I'm shading or if I'm bored of picking on the usual parts I find wrong with my drawings and moving on to more pointless things (i.e shadows.), but c'est la vie. Maybe I could just not draw shadows, and my characters could be vampires, like I've stated so many times.

But then some characters, like Mac, won't have reflections, and therefore can't look at their beautiful faces in the mirrors. And that makes Mac a sad panda. S'all right, Mac. You can still feel yourself. And possibly sparkle, depending on what type of vampire you are.

Anyway. Just something fun of Chastity. I like it, some things bother me of course, but I still like it a lot! Ain't she precious? She probably gets her way, a lot.

Chas-a-Chas here is © to Jess Ratte