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This is the story of two lanky, lonely creepers.

The Slenderman had long ago given up on trying to find friendship, let alone true love. Whenever he tried to come near others for a simple chat or hello, they panicked and ran away. This left the Slenderman feeling very lonely and unwanted; he could not help it that he had noodley arms, and he tried to at least dress nice.

The Smoker was also another lonely, lost man. All he wanted was a hug. When he tried to walk up to people, they often tried to shoot him frantically, which was no fun. Since they were afraid of how he looked, he tried to hug them from afar with his very long tongue, but people tended to really not like this and would still shoot at him, which made him very sad. All he wanted to do was have a friend.

One day, the Smoker spotted something lurking in the shadows underneath a tree nearby. He shot out his tongue and hugged the person, and in his surprise, long, noodley black arms reached out to hug him back. And that was how the Slenderman and the Smoker met.

It wasn't long until they were the best of friends...and maybe something more as well. But now they are no longer lonely, and now dance among the rainbows to sweet love ballads...

Because freaky, tentacle killer men need romance too.

I'm fairly certain I'm the first person who has ever paired these two together. I think they would be good together. Crap art is crap (RAINBOOOOOOOOWS) but, still, I do feel proud. :3

Enjoy the scary (?) crack pairing!

Slenderman owned by the internet, Smoker is owned by Valve (L4D, L4D2)

Description
This is the story of two lanky, lonely creepers.

The Slenderman had long ago given up on trying to find friendship, let alone true love. Whenever he tried to come near others for a simple chat or hello, they panicked and ran away. This left the Slenderman feeling very lonely and unwanted; he could not help it that he had noodley arms, and he tried to at least dress nice.

The Smoker was also another lonely, lost man. All he wanted was a hug. When he tried to walk up to people, they often tried to shoot him frantically, which was no fun. Since they were afraid of how he looked, he tried to hug them from afar with his very long tongue, but people tended to really not like this and would still shoot at him, which made him very sad. All he wanted to do was have a friend.

One day, the Smoker spotted something lurking in the shadows underneath a tree nearby. He shot out his tongue and hugged the person, and in his surprise, long, noodley black arms reached out to hug him back. And that was how the Slenderman and the Smoker met.

It wasn't long until they were the best of friends...and maybe something more as well. But now they are no longer lonely, and now dance among the rainbows to sweet love ballads...

Because freaky, tentacle killer men need romance too.

I'm fairly certain I'm the first person who has ever paired these two together. I think they would be good together. Crap art is crap (RAINBOOOOOOOOWS) but, still, I do feel proud. :3

Enjoy the scary (?) crack pairing!

Slenderman owned by the internet, Smoker is owned by Valve (L4D, L4D2)