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Published: 2011-02-24 04:58:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 5595; Favourites: 350; Downloads: 77
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Description "You successfully suppress all thoughts of delicious little wrapped wieners and infuriating things like mail and its agents of delivery."

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XcookiesXvsXmuffins [2015-02-22 01:19:03 +0000 UTC]

How did i miss this? how did this not occur to me?!

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BriBear2150 [2014-03-11 04:12:17 +0000 UTC]

My first thought: Jack Noir is a pedophile.

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ReginaZelfiXD [2013-01-03 15:01:44 +0000 UTC]

The connections!!!! It makes sense....

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rckrgirl [2012-08-22 01:12:13 +0000 UTC]

is it weird i sorta ship these two?

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calonarang In reply to rckrgirl [2012-08-23 14:47:11 +0000 UTC]

Nothing is weird in this fandom, lol.

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rckrgirl In reply to calonarang [2012-08-23 20:37:07 +0000 UTC]

that is true. lol this fandom is so weird it cant even be considered weird anymore

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Zarnitunes In reply to rckrgirl [2012-09-24 00:24:45 +0000 UTC]

Besides, it's got more canon than half the ships we come up with.

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rckrgirl In reply to Zarnitunes [2012-09-24 01:17:45 +0000 UTC]

true, most homestuck pairings are probably not cannon. in fact homestuck is the reason i llike pairing and crossovers and species swaps etc.

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NeroLuna [2012-05-08 23:53:42 +0000 UTC]

Bad dog. Worst enemy. -hits his snout with rolled up newspaper-

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calonarang In reply to NeroLuna [2012-05-09 18:36:49 +0000 UTC]

His one weakness! Homestuck is saved!

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NeroLuna In reply to calonarang [2012-05-10 03:11:24 +0000 UTC]

Huzzah~!!! We win~!!

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Zelthra [2011-10-29 15:43:33 +0000 UTC]

This just makes it all the more ironic that Bec Noir ended up killing all of the exiles except PM.

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MinkFreak [2011-06-04 15:50:27 +0000 UTC]

best thing ever?
probably.
i love your painting style.

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calonarang In reply to MinkFreak [2011-06-09 05:44:28 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I really appreciate it

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Djessa123 [2011-03-12 21:20:17 +0000 UTC]

awesome i LOVE it!

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Lord-omega [2011-03-03 23:59:52 +0000 UTC]

RUH ROH

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Paru-sa [2011-02-25 21:03:43 +0000 UTC]

This is my new favourite thing.

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narrendor [2011-02-24 23:30:26 +0000 UTC]

kehehehe I love it xD

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threeinthemorning [2011-02-24 23:28:55 +0000 UTC]

oh my god yes yes YES I was waiting for someone to do this.

I flipped out upon just seeing the thumbnail.

I love you.

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calonarang In reply to threeinthemorning [2011-02-25 19:06:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I was waiting for someone to do it too, but no one stepped up to the plate

I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF

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CoconutDragon [2011-02-24 21:31:38 +0000 UTC]

Haha, this is awesome XD An excellent reason to not be a post-mistress.

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Link8312 [2011-02-24 20:57:39 +0000 UTC]

Haha, that's hilarious!

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NepetaLovesKarkitty [2011-02-24 17:46:13 +0000 UTC]

sdiugaudfighasiudoefijwiehfioehfioefioawfiaq WHY DOES BEC LOOK SO ADORABLEEE <3

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kd7sov [2011-02-24 12:13:24 +0000 UTC]

This was my first thought when I read that update.

And then it occurred to me - we haven't seen PM? in a while. We don't know how she gets to an exile meteor. For all we know, she is still around, just waiting to be chased into an unseen transportalizer.

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calonarang In reply to kd7sov [2011-02-24 20:54:46 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, well I hope this is more-or-less how it happens

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Sleyf [2011-02-24 11:13:35 +0000 UTC]

I wish, I love mail!

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CandlelitVigilante [2011-02-24 06:49:15 +0000 UTC]

I hope she bought a radiated steak along with her to distract him. If she didn't...well...let's just say this won't end pretty. Nice picture, Dog Jack running like a human is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

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Breannainn [2011-02-24 06:17:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh lord. Noir having dog thoughts might be the funniest thing to happen in canon in forever.

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calonarang In reply to Breannainn [2011-02-24 20:55:53 +0000 UTC]

Right? I love the idea that all the dilemmas in the comic can be solved by a good shock collar, a short leash, and a few months of obedience training.

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Breannainn In reply to calonarang [2011-02-25 00:15:06 +0000 UTC]

It's just too perfect.

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shashuko [2011-02-24 05:42:44 +0000 UTC]

does he go after door-to-door salesman too?

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calonarang In reply to shashuko [2011-02-24 20:53:48 +0000 UTC]

Hell yeah. Even I chase down the door-to-door salesman every now and then.

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feelingwhimsy [2011-02-24 05:35:42 +0000 UTC]

Oh lordy, I laughed. xD Run, PM!

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nyachan93 [2011-02-24 05:35:41 +0000 UTC]

In my head, I can't help but hear Bec Noir saying"OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!"

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calonarang In reply to nyachan93 [2011-02-24 20:52:53 +0000 UTC]

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GOD I CANT TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY AS A VILLIAN NOW

TOO CUTE

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Kappa-Kook [2011-02-24 05:14:45 +0000 UTC]

God Head Pickle Inspector, I hope he doesn't kill her.

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calonarang In reply to Kappa-Kook [2011-02-24 20:51:55 +0000 UTC]

Just gonna rough her up a bit.

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OddConrad [2011-02-24 05:05:43 +0000 UTC]

The realism is the cherry on top of the funny
I love it!!

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calonarang In reply to OddConrad [2011-02-24 20:51:19 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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