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uhhhhh....this proooobably needs an explanation.

After Raiden wins that one homoerotic fight with Vamp , he just leaves Vamp there even though hello the guy regenerated after being SHOT IN THE HEAD.

ok, ok, raiden. I understand. You're tired, you're oozing ninja juice out of your nose, and you broke an inexplicably manicured nail breakdancing with all of those Gekkou.

but I was playing this game at like 4 AM with ~pinklenses and when she saw Vamp go down she was like, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, RAIDEN? DON'T JUST WALK AWAY! CUT OFF HIS HEAD!!!"

so, ~pinklenses , this one's for you man.


All characters (C) Kojima and Kojima's slaves.
Including Vamp's severed head.
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Comments: 22

AzureUmbrakinetic [2014-03-02 10:00:30 +0000 UTC]

I'm just gonna chalk it up to Raiden being depressed as all hell due to the hole Aw-shit-I-lost-my-body-my-wife-and-my-kid business.


In retrospect it frightens me how quickly would the game just END if he wasn't so self-destructive throughout MGS4. No long speeches, no explanations, no plot-twists. JUST MURDER.

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Demondog888 [2011-07-26 01:58:37 +0000 UTC]

is talken' sense!

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MagicallyCapricious [2009-03-07 12:48:24 +0000 UTC]

all 4 the sake of DRAMA

I was thinking that, too

"Raiden, I understand you're bleeding to death, you're probably puking into your mouth... but if you have the energy to break dance with Gekko strapped to your feet and actually hit something with it... then you should at least have the energy to stab and sliiide..." I was wondering why he didn't realize that Vamp would pop right back up and call Liquid

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canofstag In reply to MagicallyCapricious [2009-03-08 22:02:25 +0000 UTC]

my favorite part of the whole breakdancing fiasco is when you first start talking to raiden i turned to my friend and said, "Raiden's gonna show up and BREAKDANCE!" and i was kidding.
and then it happened.
and then the thing where they catapulted people onto Outer Haven? that happened too. siiigh.

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Loweryi [2009-01-28 21:59:58 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW.

I bet Kojima just made Raiden be stupid like that for the split-screen cutscene/Gekko attacking part later. Just for the awesome factor.

I actually hated that split screen a bit because I really wanted to enjoy pwning the Gekko with that awesome railgun AND watch the fight BUT I COULDN'T DO BOTH which was obnoxious. One time I tried actually watching the fight and I died and that was my only goddamned continue in the game augh.

Anyway faving this because it's true.

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canofstag In reply to Loweryi [2009-01-31 18:27:29 +0000 UTC]

lol the splitscreen, almost forgot about that part! yeah I died at the splitscreen part more than once because i couldnt focus on one screen at a time!! of course that couldve been because id been playing the game for like 10 hours with no sleep BUT STILL.
and yeah, the rail gun was. AMAAAAZIIIING.

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SkelletonRevenge [2008-12-06 01:57:14 +0000 UTC]

Reading this made me realize...Thats so damn right !!!Why didnt he cut off the head ??!! Nice idea. Fav.

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VirusCherub [2008-10-18 11:51:57 +0000 UTC]

I love MGS4, my Sis passed it today and the ending was really lovely, alot of surprises
Love how it got wrapped up for Raiden n Rose and Meryl and Johnny
But I ain't gonna post any spoilers, I'm not that kind of person to do that

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victortky [2008-08-23 16:00:34 +0000 UTC]

Vamp is just like immortal. It would b hilarious to see this as a blooper.

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gold-bluepoint [2008-08-15 19:55:53 +0000 UTC]

Dude you crack me up. A++++
Also I need to play these games.

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canofstag In reply to gold-bluepoint [2008-08-16 01:25:48 +0000 UTC]

SERIOUSLY THE GAME IS CRAZY RAIDEN'S A SPINE AND A HEAD WTF EVEN AT 4 AM I KNOW THATS NOT NORMAL

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gold-bluepoint In reply to canofstag [2008-08-16 02:38:32 +0000 UTC]

ALSO I SAW THE MGS4 SWEET SNAKE FIGURINES
GOD
KOJIMA
WHATTTT

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canofstag In reply to gold-bluepoint [2008-08-22 01:53:19 +0000 UTC]

the worst part is when you get so used to this weird crap that you see them and you're like, "..... why are ocelot's underwear black in one picture and white in the other? TYRANNY." (<--it'll amuse you to know that i accidentally typed "tranny" the first time.)

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gold-bluepoint In reply to canofstag [2008-08-22 05:41:51 +0000 UTC]

Because white panties Ocelot is clearly a secret special figure? *hairflip* DUHH.

(I think you had it right the first time. : p)

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gold-bluepoint In reply to canofstag [2008-08-16 02:34:54 +0000 UTC]

I KNEW IT
I saw some random fanart where he was a head and a spine and I was like I BET THAT'S HIS TRUE FORM IN MGS4

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PlasmaFire3000 In reply to gold-bluepoint [2008-08-22 04:56:34 +0000 UTC]

This one, gold-bluepoint? [link]

Rather creepy--and it's actually just his spine and head, excluding the lower jaw. And how did Raiden's hair turn from blond-yellow to white-silver over the course of a few months? Bleach and angst?!

I really like the comic, canofstag; it still perplexes me why Jack's thinking in-game is so...convoluted at times. Ah well, he's a silly cyborg ninja!

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tehkiwidelight [2008-08-15 01:57:08 +0000 UTC]

wtf man

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canofstag In reply to tehkiwidelight [2008-08-16 01:23:57 +0000 UTC]

BISEXUAL VAMPIRES. BREAKDANCING CYBORG NINJAS.

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pinklenses [2008-08-08 01:32:38 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I know. I was all "Dude, he can't regenerate if he's in two peices. And, if he can, he's not going to bother you again. Although...that would make a pretty sweet boss battle."

Anyway, I love everything about this comic: Snake's expression in the second panel, the fact that Raiden's text bubble is PINK LOL 4EVAR. I'm ing this so fast that'll make your head spin.

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Teronist09 [2008-08-07 23:41:45 +0000 UTC]

vampires.

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canofstag In reply to Teronist09 [2008-08-08 03:33:02 +0000 UTC]

Believe it or not, stranger things have happened in the MGS series.

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