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Published: 2015-02-13 21:35:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 4148; Favourites: 43; Downloads: 1
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Oh my gosh, your laughter is an achievement.
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O my God yes. And no. I'm so confused as to my feeling s on this right now.
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im gona write a book called "50 shades of feudal"
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*sigh* Well, at least they still KINDA looks like zombies. Sorry, iZombie, but you need a LITTLE MORE than the make-up of a Tim Burton fangirl. -_-
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I'm pretty sure it is.
Well, it's probably an actual published book, but the content is most likely not intended to be erotic, just gross/funny.
At least, that's what I'm hoping for.Β
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I hope it, too O.O ...
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NOBODY expects zombies!!
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*reads book title* what the...
That's just weird, who wants to read erotica about Zombies?
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I HOPE it's a joke.Β
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zombies+porn = The best thing ever!Β Β
...also, don't forget the disney one too :I
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XD
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I find it sort of extra weird that they're BOTH zombies. I mean, although I don't really understand it, I know that there are people who want to fuck dead people, it's a thing, yes, but... People who want to BE dead people fucking other dead people? Except that they both can move and presumably feel something, so not actually dead? Or something? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? If it's not mutual, totally consensual brain-eating, I don't wanna know.
And I thought that zombies were illogical before.
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I KNOW!! The logistics of is are infuriating.
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On another note, funniest stuff I've read in a long time were the reviews of that piece of sh** movie. So many back handed compliments, it was lovely. The negatives were entertaining as well. www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fiftyβ¦
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smexy zombies is a thing which i do not get.
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Meh, I get it better than trying to make Stockholm Syndrome erotic.
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Imagine the smell...
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I know, I was thinking the same. And the texture....
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EWWWWWWWWW!!!!
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i dont like zombies, they are terrible people.
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50 Shades of unoriginality
50 shades of lame
50 shades of gay
50 shades ofΒ Β
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
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Hm, so basically an erotic novel, involving ("sexy") Zombies?
Well sounds better than the original pile of shit which descripes nothing but a abusive relationship, while being labled by most people as a "amazing erotic novel about the BDSM scene" with a ridiculously hyped movie coming out.
I am so tired of the german press, writing nonstop about that shit calling it BDSM themed, hailing it for bringing "taboo" sexual practices to a broader group of people.
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You know what bothers me the most about all this?
It's that this - domestic abuse and violence - is what the people seem to want.
THIS is the preferred fetish. THIS is what people, women in particular, see as erotic. They want to be raped, they want to be controlled, they want to be abused and humiliated, and live in pain and fear.
What in the hell does this mean about them? What does this mean about Western society?
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I knew a girl like that personally, a classmate that was a fangirl of rape and yaoi stories.
She was convinced, that she was so unattractive that
1) she wanted sex desperately but feared rejection of boys in real life,
so she fantasized about forcing and controlling the scenarioΒ
but wanted to be desired in the same scenario too,
that naturally doesn't work out,
that's why those rape stories get so unreal,
as in "victim desiring the rape"
2) often enough she didn't even involve herself in her stories,
because she felt sorry for either character to fuck someone as unattractive as her,
but was too jealous to involve female characters prettier than her.
So she replaced herself with characters she found attractive = pretty men = Yaoi
It's those women's compensation for feeling unattractive
and having no control over the feelings of others, fear of rejection.
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I honestly don't know, what I am supposed to feel. It is deeply disturbing for me, that so many people have that fetish. They don't just have the fetish of rape... which would be terrible enough. Β It is even more disgusting, that so many have the fetish, of the man breaking the victim by rape. Breaking the body, breaking the mind, forcing the victim into submission...They have the fetish, to imagine, that the victime is broken, bruised scarred beaten or until it starts to actually enjoy that kind of violation and abuse.
Probably the worst part is the fact, that they most likely know, that there are actually people, who act that way. People,who target seemingly easy girls/ boys. Young, unexperienced, naive. Or especially vulnerable thanks to their mental condition, making the victim unable to realize the criminal and abusive intents, who are easy to manipulate into dependence. It is disturbingly real.
Fetishes like that, and the quite insensitive, clueless dealing with abusive relationships, like we can now witness thanks for all that hype around 50 shades make my loosing the faith in humanity. I just want toΒ cry... reading all that shit. Isn't the book terrible enough. Is it really necessary, to make a movie? To graphically depicture thatΒ fetish?
Today is once more one of those days, I am feeling ashamed, of being human.
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Okay. Boneing becomes a whole new meaning here
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Hahahaha! Hats off to you sir, hats off!
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Pfff hahahaha
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This looks simply delightful.Β I really want to read about how they manage to get their rotting bits to work in tandem.
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I keep picturing Tina Belcher with her 20 zombie boyfriends.
"It wasn't easy having 20 zombie boyfriends. Oh wait, yes it was."
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I found an ugly book cover that may please you: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipediaβ¦
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ist.... so beautiful-ugly, i just had an grossgasm!
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I didn't know you could have those!
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