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captainamerica — Capt. America vs Godzilla
Published: 2006-10-12 11:40:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 834; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 4
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The first time in a long time that Guilt hasn't drawn me looking gay.Related content
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I thought it said 'motherfucker' .... would have been great. still is, but then it would have been.... hilarious/great/better.
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Johnson's obsessed that big dinosaur jerk.
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Bake me a pie - I'll take down this dino' and be back for dinner!
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What kind of pie would you like?
You're not taking this dino' down! I'm twice as big as you! I'll gobble you up right now!
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I was referring to Godzilla, but the idea of be gobbled up by a dino as pretty as you is a nice one ... and I would like some American pie, please.
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I was also referring to Godzilla . . . but oh thank you kind sir. American Apple pie is on it's way.
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Thanks for the heads up! *whack* Ouch! My old man's ass!
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Mouthbeams. Hah.
Certainly no match for a knuckle sandwich.
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well, i mean, you are holding hands with godzilla, aren't you? i think you spoke too soon.
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Fighting! He said it was because we're fighting!
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that's not what it looks like to me
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Awwww maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
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well, your FINGERS are intwined. it looks very romantic. ready for the tango dip.
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... well, it's the dip of justice, if anything.
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you call it what you want, old man. we all know those moves from madam rosa's dancing lessons.
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... including the fist to the jaw?!
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especially that teasing "slap". tango equals passion. looks like you've got it plenty with godzilla.
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Give me a break, alright? It was hold his hand or get my guts clawed out. He was the one kissing me.
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Just as I thought. You boys always have some lame-ass explanations, like: "He would've clawed my guts out"... Oh, please! And you call yourself a superhero? A superqueero, I say.
(This also might explain why you've been so "busy" and quiet these last weeks. Do you really think we'll buy that rehab story? You've been just having fun with Godzilla.)
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Let me tell you, lady, there's nothing fun about that big green moron.
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I'll do my best, ma'am!
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