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Published: 2012-01-17 00:33:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 6490; Favourites: 75; Downloads: 67
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Horn was a character I played on a brief forray into the Conan Pen and Paper RPG. I've always secretly wanted to be a greasy naked man running across the open plains barefoot with the earthy breeze in my hair and my heart beating like thunder as I..... I'm not just saying this in my head anymore am I?
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Looks like...
he's gettin...
Horny...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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We both have the same Dream, Bro.
For WE are MEN!
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its actually warm there in the summer time, i lived in alaska for five yrs and visited Canada before
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Why don't you?
Well, as far as I can see from you DA information, you are from Canada. There should be enough places where you could run around like this, without any other people around. *thinks* Don't forget to take photos...
-First picture: You running into one direction
-Second picture: You running into the opposite direction.
-Third picture: A bear sprinting after you.
XD
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You're forgetting the "Naked" part. Canada + naked outside = cold and maybe dead.
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No, I didn't. Imagining the pictures would have been half as funny.
Well, of couse you could come to Germany, but here the chance is much bigger that someone crosses your way. Then the photos would look like this:
First picture: You, naked, running into one direction.
Second picture: You, running into opposite direction.
Third picture: An old granny swirling a huge purse sprinting behind you (no, she is hopefully not naked, just angry... oh dear, now I need to wash the screen in my head... eeewww)
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Sweet barbarian dude! I imagine him with more chest hair... but that's just how I roll
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That's a pretty big horn...That's a pretty big hammer...That's a pretty big BUTTERFLY RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!
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