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Based off a (very old and non-canonical) Chu doodle . The rest, I can't explain.

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"Okay so back when Medius wasn't a thing yet, Gaia and Syndel tried working together to see if they could make a being that was both Angel and Demon. They made the blueprints and all, but there was something that prevented true hybridation and even the gods couldn't figure it out, so it was abandoned and they moved on to work on Medius.

Skip six thousand years and some random Angel finds the blueprints on Medius, and she manages to connect to me, and we have some lovely chat for several weeks before she tries to give me a body. It took a lot of trial and tribulations but eventually she succeeded, and here I am.

Now, I was made to use both Holy and Dark magic, but unfortunately it doesn't work that way, and so she had no choice but to strip me of any magical ability. Which is fine, to be honest, but I do wish I could be useful for something. Anyway it's been fine and dandy just being alive for the first time, even if it means I can't do any magic, even elemental, because it turns out in order to have magic you need a soul, and I don't have one since the gods never bothered to give me one after they stopped working on my body, and I basically exist only through sheer force of will and a few pounds of duct tape.

Anyway long story short we went into Heaven to fight Mother Gaia herself because it turns out she was the one who sabotaged my existence in the first place as she couldn't bear the thought of her perfect Angel creations mingling with Syndel's Demons, and so she threw a wrench in the whole hybridation project and passed it off as inherently impossible. We couldn't defeat Gaia because duh, who could defeat a goddess, but we did force her out of hiding and kind of revealed the whole of Heaven that she's been ignoring them and their prayers for twenty-five years. Drazil was there.

But yeah that's about what happened, and now I'm kind of free to exist as I do. I discovered I was of the Wind element, which is pretty neat if you ask me, but my magical skills still have a long way to go. I also found out I could do Purple magic, which is technically both Light and Dark, but it has absolutely zero use and is more like a scrapped game asset with no coding associated to it, so I have only one spell that does absolutely nothing. That's kind of what I do, I just exist and that's good enough, how ironic.

But that's okay though, I was kind of adopted by Mitten's family and I have somewhere to go, and it's very heartwarming. Now that she's got the technomagic down, she thought of making others like me, unfortunately she can't give them souls so it'd be useless. My afterlife status is also very confused, Death did say they wanted to keep an eye on me because I couldn't go to Syndel's or Gaia's pot of soul soup after I die, since I'm technically neither Demon nor Angel while being both, and I'm just here like "aight fine", because I know I won't get reincarnated either way, so I'm just enjoying life while I have it and then we'll see. Also yeah in case you ask I can't have kids but that was a given.

Anyway in all of this they never bothered to name me and if I'm being honest I never bothered to name myself either. You can call me First Attempt, cause that's what I technically am.

Nice to meet you. Big fan of your work."

Description

Based off a (very old and non-canonical) Chu doodle . The rest, I can't explain.

Full text:

"Okay so back when Medius wasn't a thing yet, Gaia and Syndel tried working together to see if they could make a being that was both Angel and Demon. They made the blueprints and all, but there was something that prevented true hybridation and even the gods couldn't figure it out, so it was abandoned and they moved on to work on Medius.

Skip six thousand years and some random Angel finds the blueprints on Medius, and she manages to connect to me, and we have some lovely chat for several weeks before she tries to give me a body. It took a lot of trial and tribulations but eventually she succeeded, and here I am.

Now, I was made to use both Holy and Dark magic, but unfortunately it doesn't work that way, and so she had no choice but to strip me of any magical ability. Which is fine, to be honest, but I do wish I could be useful for something. Anyway it's been fine and dandy just being alive for the first time, even if it means I can't do any magic, even elemental, because it turns out in order to have magic you need a soul, and I don't have one since the gods never bothered to give me one after they stopped working on my body, and I basically exist only through sheer force of will and a few pounds of duct tape.

Anyway long story short we went into Heaven to fight Mother Gaia herself because it turns out she was the one who sabotaged my existence in the first place as she couldn't bear the thought of her perfect Angel creations mingling with Syndel's Demons, and so she threw a wrench in the whole hybridation project and passed it off as inherently impossible. We couldn't defeat Gaia because duh, who could defeat a goddess, but we did force her out of hiding and kind of revealed the whole of Heaven that she's been ignoring them and their prayers for twenty-five years. Drazil was there.

But yeah that's about what happened, and now I'm kind of free to exist as I do. I discovered I was of the Wind element, which is pretty neat if you ask me, but my magical skills still have a long way to go. I also found out I could do Purple magic, which is technically both Light and Dark, but it has absolutely zero use and is more like a scrapped game asset with no coding associated to it, so I have only one spell that does absolutely nothing. That's kind of what I do, I just exist and that's good enough, how ironic.

But that's okay though, I was kind of adopted by Mitten's family and I have somewhere to go, and it's very heartwarming. Now that she's got the technomagic down, she thought of making others like me, unfortunately she can't give them souls so it'd be useless. My afterlife status is also very confused, Death did say they wanted to keep an eye on me because I couldn't go to Syndel's or Gaia's pot of soul soup after I die, since I'm technically neither Demon nor Angel while being both, and I'm just here like "aight fine", because I know I won't get reincarnated either way, so I'm just enjoying life while I have it and then we'll see. Also yeah in case you ask I can't have kids but that was a given.

Anyway in all of this they never bothered to name me and if I'm being honest I never bothered to name myself either. You can call me First Attempt, cause that's what I technically am.

Nice to meet you. Big fan of your work."