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Carnifex-Atrox — When Tobi Tried to Flirt

Published: 2007-10-02 00:28:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 9154; Favourites: 175; Downloads: 82
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Description Eddie Izzard + Akatsuki = LOL.

Thinking about it, it should have been Zetsu (regardless of whether the U is pronounced or not) instead of Deidara, given that in the Original sketch it is "'Allo, Sue!".

In case you can't read my spidery scrawl;

Tobi: 'Allo, Deidara!
Deidara: .......
Tobi: I've got legs!
Deidara: Huh?
Tobi: D'you like...bread?
Deidara: Tobi, what're you-
Tobi: I've got a french loaf!
Deidara: This is getting si-
Tobi: *swings bread*
Deidara: No, Tobi, don't!
Tobi: *SMACK* Byyeeee!!!
Deidara: I'm going to kill you, Tobi..
Tobi: I love yoooouuuuu...~
Deidara: TOBI!

Yeah. It's an Eddie Izzard sketch about how 13 year old boys flirt with girls in the playground. Y'can prolly find it on YouTube if you're not already familiar with it.

I did a search for the same, came up empty, so I'm uploadin' it.

Tobi and Deidara (C) Kishimoto
Concept and Joke (C) Eddie Izzard
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Comments: 41

OddDoggo123 [2018-06-22 22:48:19 +0000 UTC]

"I've got legs"








LOL

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Piper007 [2014-11-08 16:54:15 +0000 UTC]

CX

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Rougazen [2013-11-23 18:49:54 +0000 UTC]

XD Eddie Izzard! I could hear his voice while reading this. XD good job!

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AnIdealLover1 [2012-09-21 15:17:01 +0000 UTC]

bhahahaha that is cute and so funny

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lemonsrule [2012-07-15 10:48:55 +0000 UTC]

bahahahahaha really cute!!

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Hedgie-Chan [2011-09-27 03:08:19 +0000 UTC]

:llamacopter2plz:

AWESOME!

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Sodapop77aa [2011-03-10 06:04:37 +0000 UTC]

Fuck you tobi

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MrSynn [2010-12-15 19:29:02 +0000 UTC]

I loved that album. Full Circle was it? I can't remember.

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KakuHidanFan [2010-11-16 06:29:34 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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xnyumix [2010-08-20 20:35:47 +0000 UTC]

tobis so cute

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AnnaSassin [2010-08-03 02:28:17 +0000 UTC]

French Bread: the ultimate ninja weapon.
(Actually, it does make a pretty good weapon. I did beat my blonde friend up with a baguette once.)

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Areina-chan [2010-06-10 01:34:02 +0000 UTC]

lol so cute

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peek-a-boo09 [2010-02-11 04:56:35 +0000 UTC]

omg dude lolmao ha thats funny stuff rite their

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Akatsuki-Temari47 [2010-01-29 01:08:37 +0000 UTC]

How cute! Poor Tobi >w<

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KyashiAnn [2008-11-28 01:21:28 +0000 UTC]

LMAO OMG perfect~! I almost cried at this!!! Excellent job and brilliant idea!

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vitaminanime [2008-10-11 07:26:10 +0000 UTC]

bahahahahah!

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4x4tsux1fr34x [2008-04-17 19:53:58 +0000 UTC]

i LOVE Eddie Izzard!!! very cute, and it fits tobi perfectly X3

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Coffeere [2008-04-02 17:13:15 +0000 UTC]

ROFL! RUN TOBI RUN!!^.^

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Aythli [2008-02-02 21:30:40 +0000 UTC]

holy shit, Eddie Izzard!!!! you know it's bad when you recognize it by the first line....

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Shikas-Shadow [2008-01-25 18:41:32 +0000 UTC]

Omg I love that part of Eddie Izzard's show. I listen to it all the time. It's soooo Tobi! And your chibis are soooo cute!

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CarolinesMoon [2008-01-23 19:42:48 +0000 UTC]

the "u" IS pronounced... (zet-s'oo' is how its said
zetsu and tobi are meant to be together.. with a 3some w/ itachi <3

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Carnifex-Atrox In reply to CarolinesMoon [2008-01-23 22:19:58 +0000 UTC]

Not sure, I seem to have a vague recollection of Pain simply saying "Zets." with it either not pronounced at all, or only -very- slightly. But it's vague 'cos it's been ages since I watched those Shippuuden episodes. X3 I could be wrong, of course.

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SunEmperor [2007-12-23 01:05:47 +0000 UTC]

XD lmao the style is great

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Carnifex-Atrox In reply to SunEmperor [2007-12-23 02:01:13 +0000 UTC]

Lol! I always do chibis like that. XD Usually. o.o Thanks!

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ReggieTuesday [2007-11-24 00:51:46 +0000 UTC]

yesssssssss... as soon as I read the tittle I was 'omfg Eddie Izzard XD' best love confession ever your chibis are adorable

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Carnifex-Atrox In reply to ReggieTuesday [2007-11-24 00:54:03 +0000 UTC]

Eddie Izzard is win. And thank you! It's the only way I draw 'em, cos I'm lame. X3

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ReggieTuesday In reply to Carnifex-Atrox [2007-11-26 03:32:10 +0000 UTC]

yes he is.
no flag no country. those're the rules that.. I've just made up. and I'm backing it up with this gun, that was lent to me by the national rifle society.
naw, they're cute >w< cute chibis never equals lame artist.

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Itsumou [2007-11-20 05:50:32 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD EDDIE IZZARD = <3

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Carnifex-Atrox In reply to Itsumou [2007-11-20 12:13:00 +0000 UTC]

!!

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s-darkling [2007-10-13 03:54:27 +0000 UTC]

Thats so adorable! Great concept and very original! your chibis are the cuteness.

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tanukitchokes [2007-10-03 01:58:37 +0000 UTC]

13 year old are the true romantic types xD in a prehistoric way, but still xD

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nennisita1234 [2007-10-02 23:37:53 +0000 UTC]

heheh cute X3

tobi is good lol :3

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heartlesstheif [2007-10-02 22:46:36 +0000 UTC]

DAMN TOBI'S GOOD! D: I WANT MAD FLIRTING SKILLZ LIKE HIM!

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Carnifex-Atrox In reply to heartlesstheif [2007-10-02 23:54:12 +0000 UTC]

I think we're all jealous D= Who could resist that mastery of romantic lines?

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heartlesstheif In reply to Carnifex-Atrox [2007-10-03 00:28:18 +0000 UTC]

Seriously! D: Those skillz! His posture! The unbeleivabe attractiveness of holding your leg up and OWNING bread! O_O

He's 2 hot 2 handle. D:

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Nepenthebreeze [2007-10-02 19:51:29 +0000 UTC]

lol adorable

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Fourleafed-clover [2007-10-02 04:20:05 +0000 UTC]

OH God XD I'd totally fall for a man with french bread and legs XDDD

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Carnifex-Atrox In reply to Fourleafed-clover [2007-10-02 04:36:56 +0000 UTC]

Who wouldn't!? *pats Tobi's head sympathetically*

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Ixa-Chan [2007-10-02 01:26:35 +0000 UTC]

XD Tobi u idiot..

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Carnifex-Atrox In reply to Ixa-Chan [2007-10-02 01:50:02 +0000 UTC]

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Zelinky [2007-10-02 00:39:48 +0000 UTC]

LOOOOL, I like it

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