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Carol-aredesu
ā Sleepy idiot
#king
#sarcasm
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2023-09-27 06:09:53 +0000 UTC
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Needleman: ... Feeling better?
Le eu: Hmm... kinda... *sniffles*
Needleman: ..........
Le eu: Can I lay on your lap??
Needleman: *Sharp sarcasm* Oh no... how did this happen to me... I feel so lucky...
Le eu: Hmmm...
Needleman: Here... come here... *sarcasm* After all, I exist to serve, right? Don't worry, I won't break, at least I hope not...
Le eu: You exist?? O.O
Needleman: Ugh... Sarcasm COME HERE, I'M CHANGING MY MIND... I'll change my mind in 3... 2...
Le eu: *Lies down on his lap* Hmmm... cool~...
Needleman: I'm a damn robot... *Sharp sarcasm* Don't expect me to be as warm as a silly human...
Le eu: *Snuggling into his lap* hmm... cool...
Needleman: Ugh... *Sarcasm* Ah, the sweet irony of life. I offer my lap to you, with all the affection an irredeemable sarcastic can offer... even though my heart is full of thorns...
Le eu: Rose thorns are beautiful...
Needleman: *Sarcasm* Watch your mouth, or they'll think you like to "stab" yourself with sharp things like you know who...
Le eu: I don't mind being pricked by your needles... I'd give my world to feel the tip of your needle on my fingertips...
Needleman: ............ *Checks if she has a fever* *Sharp sarcasm* I don't know if I'm happy or worried that you're not delirious from fever...
Le eu: Happy Needleman... yaaaay
Needleman: *Sarcasm* My incorrigible, foolish human, you make me angrier than when you stub your toe on a piece of furniture...
Le eu: I bet you didn't say "I" because even if your fingers were exposed, you'd break the furniture more than your toe~
Needleman: *Sarcasm* Who knows... carefully strokes her forehead
Le eu: Neh neh...
Needleman: Hmm?
Le eu: You're not used to this...
Needleman: *Sarcasm* Sorry if I switched to "Not being Needleman" mode, I guess there's nothing left for me to do but stop... *was about to pull his hand away but her hand holds it*
Le eu: Pat, pat...
Needleman: *Sarcasm* Well, it seems we have an innocuous human here...
Le eu: *Bringing his hand to her forehead* hmmm...
Needleman: ................ Why do you like this?
Le eu: Your gloves have a nice texture...
Needleman: It's a glove based on those "bird-taming gauntlets"... hm? *She brings his hand to her cheek*
Le eu: Comfy~ -w-
Needleman: ...................
Le eu: -w- Neh neh...
Needleman: Hi...
Le eu: It's just that... you've been very receptive to me lately... it's been a while since you... how do I say... um...
Needleman: *Sharp sarcasm* You're just short of admitting we're a couple, I presume...
Le eu: I wouldn't be so direct -w-Ć
Needleman: *Sharp sarcasm* I can feel that's what you wanted to say, human...
Le eu: Hmm...
Needleman: Because I'm the one causing you a storm...
Le eu: Hmm??
Needleman: We're linked, human... Just as when you suffer, it makes me irritated... the opposite is true... *Sarcasm* Not that I do it because I feel sorry for burdening you with feelings of fear...
Le eu: Hm?
Needleman: Sharp sarcasm I'm NEEDLEMAN... After all, when you started liking me, you signed a contract that I have the right to hurt you...
Le eu: O.OĆ
Needleman: After all, I was made to HURT others and nothing else...
Le eu: But... for some reason, you don't hurt... you... have a robot heart... that enchants me...
Needleman: *Sarcasm* I'm confused if you've ever seen my chest without the mark... You have those bizarre dreams but most of the time, I become a human... I'm afraid you've never seen me without my texture...
Le eu: Collant Needleman is cute...
Needleman: *Sarcasm* Of course... cute like a pinhead...
Le eu: You're the cutest pin...
Needleman: Sarcasm You know how I am, it's as if I feel the need to prick you with comments sharper than my... FUCK... I can't believe I made that damn analogy...
Le eu: And you...
Needleman: Don't use the analogy of piercing your heart again... one thing is to poke, another is to pierce the heart...
Le eu: uaaaah...
Needleman: Are you okay?
Le eu: I want to sleep...
Needleman: *Sarcasm* What joy, my captive audience is bored with me...
Le eu: I'm never bored with you. Zz... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Needleman: ............................................. (I don't want to regret it, my stupid human...)
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