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I accidentally stumbled upon this while browsing DA and it seemed like a fun idea to me to fulfill it. Especially since I'm not a fan of most of canon pairings.

These are just my personal opinions, you have every right to disagree with them.

Here's why I picked these characters:
Annoying: Geoff x Bridgette (Total Drama Island). Yep, they're just plain annoying. I liked them (a little bit) as separate characters, but ever since romance took in... nope, just nope.

Bland: Dipper x Wendy (Gravity Falls). I don't see any chemistry between them. Could also go under: Because I see them more as friends.

Doesn't make sense: Ferb x Vanessa (Phineas and Ferb). I'm sorry Ferbnessa fans, but I just don't think that these two have anything in common. Plus the age difference.

Related: Lincoln x Lynn (The Loud House). I don't think I have to explain this one. I see people ship them a lot; for me it's just a big NOPE.

Disturbing: Brian x Lois (Family Guy). A dog and a human woman? And additionally a married woman? No. I don't care that Brian can talk and has human mannerisms, I'll always frown upon this pairing.

Toxic: Stan x Francine (American Dad). Just remember the $#!& Stan has put Francine through. And as the Wiki itself says, she's just a trophy wife to him. Definitely not a healthy relationship.

Cliché: Jeremy x Candace (Phineas and Ferb). Yeah, just cliché. A neurotic teen and a cute blonde boy. She obsesses over him, and eventually makes him hers. Bleh. Could also go under: Because I ship them with others.

Canon: Lynn Sr. x Rita (The Loud House). It just isn't that much interesting when they're together in the show. It's always more fun to ship people who aren't married. Otherwise I don't really dislike this pairing.

Not canon: Luan x Maggie (The Loud House). Doesn't need further explanation, really. Not only they aren't canon, not only they don't have anything in common, they don't even interact in theshow! It's just a forced fan shipping in my opinion. Could also go under: Because it's annoying.

They're different: Fry x Leela (Futurama). I never cared for this shipping. It wasn't the main reason, but I even had a thing for Leela back in the late 2000s (briefly). Anyway, I claimed they just aren't for each other ten years ago, and I still claim it.

They're the same: I left this one blank. If two persons are similar enough, no reason for them not to be together.

Subtext: Duncan x Courtney (Total Drama Island). I never liked this pairing, and I didn't like the circumstances under which it happened. Could also go under: Because they're different.

I ship them with others: Linda x Lawrence (Phineas and Ferb). By "them" I mean "Linda". Besides that, I don't have anything against them, on the contrary.

They're overrated: Marco x Jackie (SvtFoE). Yeah, I just think they're overrated. When many people ship someone, it usually drives me off. I guess I'm more into alternative pairings.

I see them more as friends: Marco x Star (SvtFoE). Again, this one doesn't need any further explanation. I simply don't see them as a couple. Honorable mention: Kim Possible x Ron Stoppable.

I DON'T: Lincoln x Ronnie Anne. I don't think they're meant for each other, I prefer Lincoln x Cristina, they're different, the pairing is too popular... I have many reasons not to ship them. Could also go under: Because they're overrated, Because they're different.

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Description
I accidentally stumbled upon this while browsing DA and it seemed like a fun idea to me to fulfill it. Especially since I'm not a fan of most of canon pairings.

These are just my personal opinions, you have every right to disagree with them.

Here's why I picked these characters:
Annoying: Geoff x Bridgette (Total Drama Island). Yep, they're just plain annoying. I liked them (a little bit) as separate characters, but ever since romance took in... nope, just nope.

Bland: Dipper x Wendy (Gravity Falls). I don't see any chemistry between them. Could also go under: Because I see them more as friends.

Doesn't make sense: Ferb x Vanessa (Phineas and Ferb). I'm sorry Ferbnessa fans, but I just don't think that these two have anything in common. Plus the age difference.

Related: Lincoln x Lynn (The Loud House). I don't think I have to explain this one. I see people ship them a lot; for me it's just a big NOPE.

Disturbing: Brian x Lois (Family Guy). A dog and a human woman? And additionally a married woman? No. I don't care that Brian can talk and has human mannerisms, I'll always frown upon this pairing.

Toxic: Stan x Francine (American Dad). Just remember the $#!& Stan has put Francine through. And as the Wiki itself says, she's just a trophy wife to him. Definitely not a healthy relationship.

Cliché: Jeremy x Candace (Phineas and Ferb). Yeah, just cliché. A neurotic teen and a cute blonde boy. She obsesses over him, and eventually makes him hers. Bleh. Could also go under: Because I ship them with others.

Canon: Lynn Sr. x Rita (The Loud House). It just isn't that much interesting when they're together in the show. It's always more fun to ship people who aren't married. Otherwise I don't really dislike this pairing.

Not canon: Luan x Maggie (The Loud House). Doesn't need further explanation, really. Not only they aren't canon, not only they don't have anything in common, they don't even interact in theshow! It's just a forced fan shipping in my opinion. Could also go under: Because it's annoying.

They're different: Fry x Leela (Futurama). I never cared for this shipping. It wasn't the main reason, but I even had a thing for Leela back in the late 2000s (briefly). Anyway, I claimed they just aren't for each other ten years ago, and I still claim it.

They're the same: I left this one blank. If two persons are similar enough, no reason for them not to be together.

Subtext: Duncan x Courtney (Total Drama Island). I never liked this pairing, and I didn't like the circumstances under which it happened. Could also go under: Because they're different.

I ship them with others: Linda x Lawrence (Phineas and Ferb). By "them" I mean "Linda". Besides that, I don't have anything against them, on the contrary.

They're overrated: Marco x Jackie (SvtFoE). Yeah, I just think they're overrated. When many people ship someone, it usually drives me off. I guess I'm more into alternative pairings.

I see them more as friends: Marco x Star (SvtFoE). Again, this one doesn't need any further explanation. I simply don't see them as a couple. Honorable mention: Kim Possible x Ron Stoppable.

I DON'T: Lincoln x Ronnie Anne. I don't think they're meant for each other, I prefer Lincoln x Cristina, they're different, the pairing is too popular... I have many reasons not to ship them. Could also go under: Because they're overrated, Because they're different.

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