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shqrkbqit [2024-02-06 18:46:19 +0000 UTC]
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MCCreeper844 [2019-11-26 03:51:32 +0000 UTC]
I just imagine when Garnet gets βmurderedβ she just says a soft, monotone βowβ
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CaptainWHaddock [2019-01-20 17:40:38 +0000 UTC]
I wonder what Agatha Christie would have throatΒ of Steven Universe?
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EpicHair [2018-10-27 04:21:59 +0000 UTC]
This should be a variation of Clue (Or Cluedo, depending on preferences):
"I think it was Pearl... in the Living Room... with the Knife."
"Close, but no banana." *Shows Pearl card*
"Aww, rats!"
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lilndd [2018-07-31 04:36:36 +0000 UTC]
I CAN TOTALLY IMAGINE THIS AS AN EPISODE
STEVEN JUST TELLS GARNET TO ACT DEAD AND SHE'S JUST LIKE "ok" AND FLOPS BACK ONTO THE FLOOR AND DOESN'T MOVE FOR THE REST OF THE EPISODE
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NicksterDagames [2018-07-13 19:27:59 +0000 UTC]
"Curse you detective Steven, it would have been the perfect crime"
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robot3677 [2018-02-25 03:09:53 +0000 UTC]
Of all the cliches Steven Universe has used, I think this might be the only one that they haven't used yet.
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MysticMotionMaster [2017-09-01 04:12:59 +0000 UTC]
hahah I just found this. this would be an awesome little Halloween special! It would be awesome if Rebecca saw this and made it into an episode! it needs to happen!!!!
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Feleathion [2017-08-15 18:10:10 +0000 UTC]
XD Lion doesn't care; he's busy with the butterfly
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VL32 [2016-12-04 04:56:29 +0000 UTC]
It was Colonel Mustard. In the library. With a candlestick.
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Arianod [2016-11-16 19:28:04 +0000 UTC]
OMG this is perfect XD It's 100% PERFECT. Amethyst's tiny hat!!! And that ketchup bottle XDXDXDXDXD Yes!
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Team-Friction [2016-09-08 15:48:41 +0000 UTC]
Hmm.
Steven. Holds no resentment towards Garnet on any level, which is really funny to me because she's basically the only one of the three that he physically struck up until Steven Vs Amethyst. In any case, that was a moment of stress about his gut feelings about the mirror, so it doesn't particularly qualify as relating to any real motive. Steven is innocent, and a sweet little cinnamon roll to boot!
Pearl. She has an unfortunate romantic attachment to Garnet, probably as a substitute for the kind of latching she did with Rose. Garnet seems too tactful to bring this up so it's unlikely they had some kind of spat to provoke Pearl into trying to murder Garnet. While not innocent, I rule her out as the culprit in the case. That being said, guard up; she's been acting stranger than usual and is much more tense.
Armrest. Armrest is purple. She's also definitely one of the two prime suspects in the case. She doesn't resent Garnet, not for long anyhoo, and she clearly prefers things to be peaceful between everybody, but her own self consciousness has led to aggressive responses when Garnet tries to reel her in. It's also resulted in some grotesque self harm, specifically by reforming into unstable, uncomfortable looking forms half to satisfy Garnet and half to make a point. She's also been behaving as if she is nervous, which is not like her, though it could be attributed to the scenario.
Peridot. The other prime suspect. While not nearly as genuinely vindictive as somebody like Jasper, Peridot is by no means a benevolent gem and is extremely prone to fits of outraged yelling and violent activity, including destruction of public and private property. Peridot is a gem of decisive action as she has shown on numerous occasions, such as during her initiative to cannibalize common household appliances for drill parts and during her study of human flight capabilities. Her relationship with Garnet is what puts her at the top of the list of suspects; from the get-go Peridot has displayed distaste for Garnet's nature as a fusion and Garnet has traditionally responded with both a measure of calmness and no small amount of muted spite, tying Peridot to a wooden post as punishment for her comments. Peridot also took notice of Garnet constantly stalking her and became extremely uncomfortable when Garnet offered to fuse with her (YIKES) to help her understand fusion more.
Lion. Shit, man, I dunno, he's kind of just a big possibly sentient cat. Dude likes to climb in boxes and eats raw animal carcasses. I highly doubt he's capable of trying to murder Garnet, much less wield the knife used in the murder.
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Team-Friction In reply to Thatgirlinthehouse [2017-12-14 00:38:59 +0000 UTC]
By God, you might be onto something. It may well have been either Ruby or Sapphire.
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Thomas-Silvergale In reply to Team-Friction [2016-12-11 02:04:58 +0000 UTC]
Plot twist: Lion went to the trouble of figuring out how to use a knife because he knew it'd throw everyone off his scent. Everyone blames Peridot and he gets away scott free.
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redreece333 [2016-08-08 07:03:27 +0000 UTC]
This would be an awesome episode
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shadowlancelot [2016-07-26 05:53:27 +0000 UTC]
gems don't bleed-oh- is ketchup
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jesusthegrumpyguy [2016-07-07 08:41:41 +0000 UTC]
I can't describe how perfect this is. It would make a great halloween special. Great job!
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nataliahero1 [2016-05-25 12:16:47 +0000 UTC]
The way peridot looks reminds me of harry potter xD
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GunscheTheFox [2016-05-16 00:00:02 +0000 UTC]
oh no. there was a murder.
I wonder who could've caused it?
:..No one expects the Peridot c:
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Candhfan621 [2016-03-10 22:06:20 +0000 UTC]
No, DETECTIVE ZOIDBERG
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Eripmav-darkness [2016-01-12 18:28:30 +0000 UTC]
This reminds me so much of Cluedo XD I like how Pearl looks like Mrs. White XD Love it!
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Tyraka628 [2016-01-07 15:54:21 +0000 UTC]
This would make a fantastically hilarious episode.
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TryingTheBest [2015-11-27 18:35:35 +0000 UTC]
that's a cute fringe of peridot
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cheche2000 [2015-11-15 21:40:34 +0000 UTC]
It's Pearl. XDD Just look at that face.Β
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Jackcorvus [2015-10-23 04:43:11 +0000 UTC]
So. pearl is doomed to be a maid, homewordl, here, any other place.
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Trooper924 [2015-10-23 02:26:37 +0000 UTC]
Steven: "Ah! Hello and welcome to tonight's Murder...Mystery...Dinner...Party--"
Amethyst: "I did it!"
Everyone: "AMETHYST!"
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maxvision92 In reply to Trooper924 [2017-09-22 07:10:10 +0000 UTC]
*CaptainAmericaUnderstoodThat.gif*
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chloviejeo [2015-10-19 14:05:10 +0000 UTC]
lol so funny
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carumbell [2015-10-19 14:02:16 +0000 UTC]
I saw every comment of yours. thanks to all
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coolclaytony [2015-10-18 04:48:24 +0000 UTC]
Peridot: You know the- *cough*Β SHE is not "dead", right.
Pearl: *Shush!* The sooner we play along, theΒ soonerΒ this nonsenseΒ ends.
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Mr-Illusionist-1331 [2015-10-17 15:14:07 +0000 UTC]
"The only perfect crime that exists is not the one that remains unsolved, but the one which is solved with the wrong culprit"
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Asturisk [2015-10-16 18:39:45 +0000 UTC]
that ketchup bottle x)
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